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Bella25
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by steveup4it
Corrie... its a piece of p**s to cook honest .. trust me :twisted: ... but be carefull of the Jerk paste.... jerk paste goes with any meat or fish .. but must be used with caution wink

Is that in the aisle next to the cornflakes ?
Hey I'm not a guy.
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I like a man who yes wants sex, but does not make it so obvious that his cock is tumbling out of his trousers.
I like good cop, but also with a streak of bad. The bad comes out in sex... The good the rest of the time.
Hi Joe,
Have lots of sexy fun :silly:
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I think that you should leave the other guy to watch, and then see what happens when he can take no more.
mm always fancied Jerk chicken, anyone fancy cooking some for me ?
mmm chocolate on chocolate, my favourite.
And its sexy too.
Sometimes I swallow, but it sometimes gets stuck at the back of my throat and I find the taste quite strong and quite salty. I also think it smells very strong and yeasty and sometimes a little overpowering. I usually swallow and then get a drink asap to take the taste away.
I prefer having it all over my body, I think you have to be in the mood to have it down your throat eg after a good night out.
Well this is an honest opinion anyway.
Apparently the fish skate is good, someone once told me that fishermen use Skate whilst out at sea to relieve frustration, as the inside of a skate is much like being inside a woman. I know its sad but if your desperate give it a go, or theres always warm apple pie.
lol
Erm Roger. It may be small, but it is also flash. But I must admit yes yes yes it is a lovely car.
I think Roger you may be bigging your flash car up or is that bigging it down to make it sound unflash..
Erm is that right ?? c'mon tell us the truth.
I too cook for 1. I find rice goes with everything, and pasta and then add a sauce to the pasta and that makes a hearty meal. You could also cook a joint of meat and eat what you can then have the leftovers in sarnies for your lunch.
Well I could go on but I am not, but there are endless possibilities. Chicken that goes with everything.
Good luck smile
I got 250 good fun though especially when you have filled the condom and it runs down the sides. Thanks
mm those wands look fab . Have you ordered one Helen ?
The place looks like a good place to be too. Thanks for finding that.
Weldone that sums me up just right. Are you telepathic Mr FC worship ?
Quote by bluexxx
I thought size doesn't matter anyway??? confused

Your right Blue, size does not matter its what they can do with it ! wink
If someone mainly male drives a flash car, well that says to me. Small penis, large head. And a very large ego. Where as someone who drives a mini or an old banger well their the ones for me.
Aw how unfortunate, just when you were plucking up the courage, your neighbour fucks it up. Well don't be put off and don't let your neighbour make you feel embarrassed. You stand tall, you weren't even doing anything. Good luck and carry on. biggrin
I nearly fell into the computer monitor looking at that. Great stuff. lol
Urgh proper hankies. Glad I do not do your washing Jags, with all of those dried bogies attatched.
What you need is good quality tissues and some vicks for the chest and get someone nice to rub it on and look after you, then you will soon feel lots better. I hope. lol
Big hug.