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Ben1978
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46295.html
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Ben1978
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im sure it would help to get to know people better, us newbies are a friendly bunch so try spending some time chatting in the forums and posting in the chatroom, this is not a quick shag site you know. you need to laugh at us, love us and tell us how great we are for possibly a yr before we would even condsider it.
munch munch!
lol
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Ben1978
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so what if they did....the only thing slightly annoying to the police is a)dogging and b)is as hard for them to get laid here as it is for any other bloke lol
not illegal to swing dude
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Ben1978
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hiya...any sexy women or couples wanna meet up today in bedfordshire area...you know yer wanna....huh.... dunno ....huh..... :rascal:
my addy. 299113
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Ben1978
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id say some do and....some dont!!
yer know.... lol
like saying do grown ups like brussel sprouts...er...some do...
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Ben1978
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i know what u mean, dont u think women are sort of expected to be bisexual nowadays? also men who are bisexual are considered pretty much gay, where as women who are bisexual are considered fairly 'normal' -not normal but you know what i mean!
a bisexual man is...er...gay
a bisexual women is just normal...you might not consider her gay..
sod it. i know what i mean! lol
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nice one mal...!
got loads done, updated my diary...well...moved everything forward....he he...
also is it actually sunny anywhere...radio 1 listeners keep banging on about revising in the basking sun...looks dull as fook outside my window.
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ooops.... blink
should of guessed.....a lack of child bearing hips...i should have known...im loosing it man....lossing it i tells yer!
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nope....tell me!! tell me shes a she...perlease..!! he he...nice arse regardless... lol
dammit im right arnt i....just seen the party pics...is mal the dude at the bottom in the red cardinal dress thingy..... bolt
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Ben1978
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fine. but this post doesnt count ok!!
so seeing as it doesnt count...
heres my add no. 299113...he he!!! someone pm me or summit for christ sakes...sniff...im off the check my ...
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Ben1978
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i knew you'd say that....dont do it man!!! DONT DO IT!!! I BEG OF THEEE!!
anyway...im multi tasking.....MUTLI TASKING I TELLSSS YER!
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Ben1978
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rolleyes and i run my own lil business....so im only cheating myself man...i need motivation...suns shining...me wanna be outside....mwaaah
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Ben1978
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yeh i guess swinging on your own is more like cheating than meeting up ith another couple, sounds like you two have got it made! good luck to you both, Colin is one lucky bloke!
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Ben1978
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Lou, does that mean you guys swing on your own....or just as a couple?
just wondering wink
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Ben1978
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Dammit your right!!!....he he
Must be somone out there who doesnt want to get to know me.....
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Ben1978
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i know an old peoples home whose coffee mornings definately could do with a boost. I also reckon it would satisfy your mother daughter fantasy too.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :wanker:
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Ben1978
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YEP!!! You heard it here first...i am fweeeeee today if anyone would....ahem...like to get to know me.
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