Oh my word! How can we resist? ...............The Well Known Elvis Impersonator does it for us.....
Get our names down please, and quickly...... (surely its never too late to ask for an invitation to a Derby social? Well, as long as the asking is done before 5 pm on the day?)
Look forward to seeing you all Friday as per usual xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Three cheers for the Cocksluts ...hip hip horray...
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Benson11
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Sexlightened
List looking great Mr and Mrs Cocks.......
Lets hope no one has the colly wobbles and backs out,lets have some fun eh?!Hope theres some more willing volunteers for stripping this week?lol Plenty
of birthdays ........
See you all laters, got things to be done ....
Mrs Benson xxxx
Lets hope no one has the colly wobbles and backs out,lets have some fun eh?!Hope theres some more willing volunteers for stripping this week?lol Plenty
of birthdays ........
See you all laters, got things to be done ....
Mrs Benson xxxx
Sexlightened
Hi Mr and Mrs Cockslut.......
Just wondering if your event is full to brim yet? only we'd love to grace you with our presence tonight rofl... if youll have us????
Also, if anyone wanting a flashing name badge come find Mr Benson, he got a couple spare...£10 each mind you.....
We promise to be on our best behavoiur Cocks.....we'll even cross our legs!
Mr and Mrs Benson xxxxxx
Just wondering if your event is full to brim yet? only we'd love to grace you with our presence tonight rofl... if youll have us????
Also, if anyone wanting a flashing name badge come find Mr Benson, he got a couple spare...£10 each mind you.....
We promise to be on our best behavoiur Cocks.....we'll even cross our legs!
Mr and Mrs Benson xxxxxx
Sexlightened
Heres, to a great night last night, big THANKYOU to the Cocksluts, both Mr and Mrs work really hard to make sure each and everyone of of us has a great time.
Big thankyou to the Skins,great music, you getting better each month....Keep up wih the great tunes!
Must say Big Thankyou's to the lap dancers,both the male ones and female!Well volunteered lol You all entertained us well,(the squirty cream was great to Ali!) and as for the birthday boy and girl, well done for being such good sports (Ian, you did great, and took it all in good fun, Karen ,your first visit to a derby social and what an initation eh?)
Must say Big thanks to all those whose brought tickets for the Chase the Ace draw,Great to have your support,and what can we say about Pete winning the £55, except, Wheres our drinks!!Remember who sold you the winning raffle ticket?huh huh?
Hope you all had a good time as we did, nice to chat with most of you, makes the socials so good to see new faces coming each month too......See you all next month! Dont forget, if you brought flashing name badges........ WEAR THEM .......
Mr and Mrs Benson
Big thankyou to the Skins,great music, you getting better each month....Keep up wih the great tunes!
Must say Big Thankyou's to the lap dancers,both the male ones and female!Well volunteered lol You all entertained us well,(the squirty cream was great to Ali!) and as for the birthday boy and girl, well done for being such good sports (Ian, you did great, and took it all in good fun, Karen ,your first visit to a derby social and what an initation eh?)
Must say Big thanks to all those whose brought tickets for the Chase the Ace draw,Great to have your support,and what can we say about Pete winning the £55, except, Wheres our drinks!!Remember who sold you the winning raffle ticket?huh huh?
Hope you all had a good time as we did, nice to chat with most of you, makes the socials so good to see new faces coming each month too......See you all next month! Dont forget, if you brought flashing name badges........ WEAR THEM .......
Mr and Mrs Benson
Sexlightened
hi roomies, sorry but had a hectic weekend, and not been on line checking forums ........lol
right the flashy name light badges, are £10 each, but they can be programmed in to have 6 different programmes and can be made as raunchy as you dare...they also come supplied with 2 batteries to in the kit.
please if you want one let us know as we can only get hold of so many at a time, and we dont want you to be left out....they seem to be getting quite popular now..obviously preference will be given to those who book them first, but if you come with no money on the night well forget it, first one with the money then gets the badges we not hanging around lol we sound like proper del boys eh? lol
mrs and mr benson
right the flashy name light badges, are £10 each, but they can be programmed in to have 6 different programmes and can be made as raunchy as you dare...they also come supplied with 2 batteries to in the kit.
please if you want one let us know as we can only get hold of so many at a time, and we dont want you to be left out....they seem to be getting quite popular now..obviously preference will be given to those who book them first, but if you come with no money on the night well forget it, first one with the money then gets the badges we not hanging around lol we sound like proper del boys eh? lol
mrs and mr benson
Sexlightened
:angel: Hi there Cocky's :angel:
Guess what :confused2:
:smoke: We wanna come join you please, we love your socials...they just get better n better hun's :thrilled:
We wondering though, who's gonna be stripping this time :boo: And after last month's suprise for Mr Skin's birthday, Mr B says he's 21 again , can he have a few lap dancers too :thrilled:
only 14 more sleeps to go, and counting xxxxxxxxxxx
Guess what :confused2:
:smoke: We wanna come join you please, we love your socials...they just get better n better hun's :thrilled:
We wondering though, who's gonna be stripping this time :boo: And after last month's suprise for Mr Skin's birthday, Mr B says he's 21 again , can he have a few lap dancers too :thrilled:
only 14 more sleeps to go, and counting xxxxxxxxxxx
..Blimey, i do all that ?...I need a pay rise !!!!...thought i spent all day on s/h !!! Sexlightened
Quote by Skinsp.s i love u 2 mrs skins with all my hart i dont no what i would do with out u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:D :D
I know what youd have to do without her Mr Skins.... it goes something like this......
Cook, clean, hoover, dust, polish, mop,wash pots, wash clothes,iron,go shopping, go bank, make bread,make tea,make pack up's,fill the car up,mow lawns, gardening, weeding, planting, entertaining, hostessing,.....and worst of all, youd have to play alone !! rofl
love ya xxxxx
All in a day of a housewife eh girls?
lol
Sexlightened
:happy: Well suppose we better wish the grumpiest swinger in town a happy birthday...pmsl :happy: :thrilled:
,but one thing Mr Skin, you might be the grumpiest, but you one of the kindest too, so happy birthday from both of us xxxxx :thrilled:
Catch you friday for a birthday kiss from ya's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Keep mine on hold till then xxxxxxxx Mrs B xxxx :inlove:
,but one thing Mr Skin, you might be the grumpiest, but you one of the kindest too, so happy birthday from both of us xxxxx :thrilled:
Catch you friday for a birthday kiss from ya's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Keep mine on hold till then xxxxxxxx Mrs B xxxx :inlove:
Sexlightened
Quote by Mims
Dom side Mrs B? You mean your bringing Mr B?? lol
and me thinks spanking Mrs Skins could be one of the new games..... what do you think ???
Like i said before mims, i only said id bring my dom side, not use it hun, so if the cap fits as one says wear it! Mrs Skin game all yours hun lol
Sexlightened
Hi There Gang!
Well i cant believe it, Its gone and done now!
For those who did not attend the Derby Social friday night gone, it was BRILLIANT....Best one yet in our eyes.
I would like to say the biggest thank you to Mr and Mrs Cocks, you deserve all the praise, for all your hard keep up the good work we love you both xxx
Also a big thankyou goes out to the now infamous Shameless,without whom the night wouldnt have been so entertaining... Loved the new games,even though we now know some of the winners cheated,still good fun to take part xxxx
loved the 5 male strippers,keep them coming lol
loved the defuzzing event, any volunteers for next months social? ladies who wanna put up their partners name see Mrs skins, get them on the list..
And the events keep coming...lol lots more please....
Big thank you to all you newbies to, for coming along to join us all and have such a good time, its always nice to see new faces.. hope we didnt disappoint you too much? lol
Nice to see other family members too,families reunited i think we should rename the social,big thanks to my big sis for turning out, and to Paul and Sue who found a long lost cousin!small world eh?
Also, must appologise to DavidCu if our name badges were too bright for ya hun... but with the majority of comments coming from other members as to where we got them, we shall be selling them next social lol So if anyone wants one contact me please...
Hope everyone got home safely, and you all had as much fun as us...BRING THEM ON COCKS, cant wait for next months xxxxxx
Mrs Benson
Well i cant believe it, Its gone and done now!
For those who did not attend the Derby Social friday night gone, it was BRILLIANT....Best one yet in our eyes.
I would like to say the biggest thank you to Mr and Mrs Cocks, you deserve all the praise, for all your hard keep up the good work we love you both xxx
Also a big thankyou goes out to the now infamous Shameless,without whom the night wouldnt have been so entertaining... Loved the new games,even though we now know some of the winners cheated,still good fun to take part xxxx
loved the 5 male strippers,keep them coming lol
loved the defuzzing event, any volunteers for next months social? ladies who wanna put up their partners name see Mrs skins, get them on the list..
And the events keep coming...lol lots more please....
Big thank you to all you newbies to, for coming along to join us all and have such a good time, its always nice to see new faces.. hope we didnt disappoint you too much? lol
Nice to see other family members too,families reunited i think we should rename the social,big thanks to my big sis for turning out, and to Paul and Sue who found a long lost cousin!small world eh?
Also, must appologise to DavidCu if our name badges were too bright for ya hun... but with the majority of comments coming from other members as to where we got them, we shall be selling them next social lol So if anyone wants one contact me please...
Hope everyone got home safely, and you all had as much fun as us...BRING THEM ON COCKS, cant wait for next months xxxxxx
Mrs Benson
Sexlightened
Quote by Dave__Notts
Any room for two shy newbies please?
I would not know if anybody can vouch for us, as we are so shy and do not know many people.
Dave_Notts & Alex_Notts x x x x
Perhaps if you two werent so shy and moved away from the table in front of the disco, Dave and Alex, then someone might come over and chat to you. But its far too noisy for us to be even bothered , dont like loud music....
You never know, might speak to you in passing in the ladies toilet Alex?lol
Right down to business, Hi Mr and Mrs Cocks xxxx , can we be put down please?(not literally either!)
We like a good party lol
Mr and Mrs Benson xxxx
