Quote by pebble
You and your friends must have looked like total freaks in there!
Always do pebble, always do, usually a freak in a hat :grin:
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Always do pebble, always do, usually a freak in a hat :grin:
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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
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Always do pebble, always do, usually a freak in a hat :grin:
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I saw quite of bit of this kind of thing in a nightclub in stockholm, there were people with horns insterted under their skin, people with split tongues, split cat type top lips, full cat face tattoos :eek:
It was a lot to take in when we first walked through the door, felt like we had walked iinto a circus at first, amazing how quickly we got used to it though, talked to quite a few of them and they seemed really normal under the freaky exterior!!
It was a lot to take in when we first walked through the door, felt like we had walked iinto a circus at first, amazing how quickly we got used to it though, talked to quite a few of them and they seemed really normal under the freaky exterior!!
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Did you have some fun lovin funlovin?? :haha:
Would have considered it but went to No3 club yesterday - phwoooar what a night it was !! :rascal:
Fraser
Would have considered it but went to No3 club yesterday - phwoooar what a night it was !! :rascal:
Fraser
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Quote by sara2010
be careful where you use your fruit please folks
Thats is possibly my favorite photo caption ever sarah!!
"This was not the first time Mr Davis had been found masturbating with a cucumber in a library"
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Quote by Katniss
soz Fresernope and ive done the clean the headfone socket out with a q-tip malarkey
Sent you instructions on how to reboot it, you wont lose any files of folders, unfortunately Im not much of an apple fan so if that doesn't help I'm a bit stuck.
xx
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Quote by Katniss
ive tried everything suggested
apart from answer my first question!!
Does sound come through the earphones ok???????
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Quote by the_magik_s
ear phone thingy type bit
That was my first suspicion magik, sometime putting earphones in and out a few times works. A quick blast of IPA cleaning solvent and a good blow (Not saying anything Kat :gagged
can also work.Quote by Katniss
yes dee :lol: ive done that
That solved the problem then???
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Not in the same category but cant believe Facebook suggested this group to me today!! :censored:
I dont think it will be around for long......... :doh:
Hope Vj Kirk isn't available for childrens parties :uhoh:
I dont think it will be around for long......... :doh:
Hope Vj Kirk isn't available for childrens parties :uhoh:
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whack some headphones in and see if you get sound through those, let me know the outcome.
If Im not online send me a PM so I get an email alert*
*Naughty PMs guarantee quick response :rascal:
If Im not online send me a PM so I get an email alert*
*Naughty PMs guarantee quick response :rascal:
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Quote by Katniss
Got any Nachos Fraser?????????
Fresh batch in the frier now ;)
Cant seem to find anyting tangy and tasty to dip them in though, any ideas?? :rascal:
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Quote by Katniss
Ghost Town :angel::angel::angel::angel:
:violin:
Folks Im off to brighton on a mission, smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast!
*put a hold on the kipper, im gonna go peek through pebbles windows while I am down there, want to know if she strolls around naked half as much as I imagine :rascal:
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I know there is something perfect but I can't quite come up with it...
Im gonna provisionally go with (trying to...) 'Meet the Fockers' for now!! :rascal:
Im gonna provisionally go with (trying to...) 'Meet the Fockers' for now!! :rascal:
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Quote by dee_licious
Im gonna ask steve to make a 'get a room' forum where you two can just flirt all day long!
(I will be a regular visitor, not just to see dee but I might also bring a couple of hotties with me for some serious cheekiness ;) )
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Quote by dee_licious
FFS how did my post end up causing a riot :sad:
Totally not your fault, you opened and perfectly valid and interesting topic and it kinda got Hijacked. Dont be a sad lil dee :therethere:
Quote by dee_licious
I do not class myself as "scum" just because I choose to have a relationship with someone who is married.
I think some of the terms and language in this topic have not been condusive to an open and frank discussion, maybe reading easy's topic on the forums would help people interact without as much friction:http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/307158.html
I certainly wouldn't consider you at all callous or vindictive in your actions Dee so would not even consider judging you xx
Quote by flirty_4
I don't think I want to buy your hotdogs at that price! All that dosh for a piece of meat :rascal:
I wont charge you for the sausage if you dont charge me for the buns :rascal:
Interval is over - I'm off out of this topic again now.....
Made a tidy profit and showed Flirty my sausage so Im.....
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Quote by the_magik_s
I'm not quite sure how this has been hijacked into a bitter issue ridden police bashing thread...
I have been around various forums long enough to expect this kind of thing every now and again, I have even been involved with a few debates that went kinda Ron Burgundy
:giggle:
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HOTDOGS, GET YOUR HOTDOGS HERE, TWO FOR £5 YOUR HOTDOGS !! :karaoke:
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Quote by pebble
i was going to add something.
but what happened here?
Just ride past! Don't look! :lol:
Shhhh pebble, I have ordered 100 cans of coke and Im currently cooking burgers, hot dogs and making popcorn (and cockporn).
Mad Frankie Frasers refreshment stand is open during the half time interval.
Honest :lol:
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Quote by Watlingj44
My first forum post
Welcome to the forums J
I was going to leave this topic to those with more experience than me, as no one seems to want to chat about it I thought I would say Hi
Only ever worn womens underwear twice, both times at their request and during a sex session, didn't really do anything for me (other than squeeze all the blood from my twig and giggle berries) but I loved the reaction it got from the girls :rascal:
I am sure you will find people who want to chat about, have you tried opening a chatroom on the subject??
Be as descriptive as you can with your title and people will be more open to chatting to you, if you get yourself on cam and into some fetching panties I dont think you will be short of attention. I am 100% straight but from the whispers and Pms I get I can tell you there are a lot of guys looking to chat.
Good luck :thumbup:
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Quote by KatnissI can believe that, see you at coventry!! :happy:
I can do that, no gag reflex ;) but i droll on regular basis as well
Quote by Katniss
im just an animal i guess :/
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Brilliant! :haha:
Bit like the veet for men reviews Flirty_4 posted about in this topic:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/421819.html
I imagine the waxing story made the girls feel how I felt reading the Veet reviews :eek:
Bit like the veet for men reviews Flirty_4 posted about in this topic:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/421819.html
I imagine the waxing story made the girls feel how I felt reading the Veet reviews :eek:
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Quote by flirty_4
You cant beat a good old pair of ....
omg now that is kinky .......are you going to let me try it out on you?
I'm thinking doctors and nurses :rascal: Magik can be the patient
"Recommended with this product" and it shows three different types of lube!
Soft southern bastards, up here we just use a mallet! :eeek:
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Couldnt resist replying just so I can be under Pebble and Flirty *Heaven* :angel:
I would like any couples or fems who get lots of random PMs to try a cleverbot experiment :twisted:
Let it generate your answers and see how long they take to twig they are chatting up a computer!! :giggle:
I would like any couples or fems who get lots of random PMs to try a cleverbot experiment :twisted:
Let it generate your answers and see how long they take to twig they are chatting up a computer!! :giggle:
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Quote by pebble
Last time I saw this discussed here a guy suggested that it didn't do anything for him, if anything it was too tight and he found it uncomfortable.
He should warm up and try stretching his mouth before he starts then!! :rascal:
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Quote by flirty_4
Maybe this is better?
:twisted:
Hard to judge the scale from that pic, perhaps you could put it between two things I know the size of??? :haha:
No cubes Im not talking about my buttocks!
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Quote by bronzeabs
I wondered though if this was something other women enjoyed
Those who can usually do enjoy it! Those who cant are often quite envious
Although it not something I expect I do love the view when it happens, to be honest it doesnt feel much different after the first four or five inches slide down but it looks amazing, especially when it comes out and she is gasping and drooling then gives you the 'I'm good arent I??' look and smile :rascal:
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I do like to remember the sacrifice and courage of veterans on days like this, D-Day was a magnificent achievement in so many ways. The victory may have been gained on the beaches but it was produced world wide and valuable contributions were made by military and civilians alike.
So many amazing stories make up D-Day, I love to read them. I consider Overlord to be the greatest achievement of the allies during the war in Europe, so many other operations contributed significantly to the final overall victory that we should also remember those who did not last until June '44, civilians who made sacrifices, endured bitter heartache and worked so tirelessly or those who fought on for another year to bring the war to its successful conclusion in '45
So many amazing stories make up D-Day, I love to read them. I consider Overlord to be the greatest achievement of the allies during the war in Europe, so many other operations contributed significantly to the final overall victory that we should also remember those who did not last until June '44, civilians who made sacrifices, endured bitter heartache and worked so tirelessly or those who fought on for another year to bring the war to its successful conclusion in '45
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Quote by flirty_4
Don't lie, you want one of these really - don't you? :rascal:
Searched everywhere and cant find the flirty_4 version....
Dont think I would have enough puff to inflate your boobs even if I did!! :rascal:
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I have a few embarrasing stories, they are mounting worryingly quickly
I was leaving the room of a posh hotel after a night of fun with a couple I had met from here once previously. Her fella loved to film and photgraph her having fun with me, when I said I had brought my new HD cam he got his tripod and some other gear from the car, we had quite the mini porn studio set up going.
In the morning I got ready to leave, still feeling a little jelly legged and grinning as I recalled the depravity of the night before; she followed me to the door in very little and as I said my goodbyes I opened it to leave, a maid with a cleaning cart was stood in the doorway about to knock!
She sees me with my hand round the girl who is already looking a little flushed and grinning as I had just told her of my plan for next time, her fella in his underwear in the background also grinning putting her sexy toys back in a bag, tripod, camera, shoes, clothes, lube, pull ties, blindfold and condom wrappers are literally all over the place.
As I walked away the door closed behind me and the maid said something in Polish to her two colleages who were ahead of me in the corridor, they both giggled and stared at me as I walked past and into the lift. I burst into fits of laughter when the doors closed, things like that really round off a night well :lol:
I was leaving the room of a posh hotel after a night of fun with a couple I had met from here once previously. Her fella loved to film and photgraph her having fun with me, when I said I had brought my new HD cam he got his tripod and some other gear from the car, we had quite the mini porn studio set up going.
In the morning I got ready to leave, still feeling a little jelly legged and grinning as I recalled the depravity of the night before; she followed me to the door in very little and as I said my goodbyes I opened it to leave, a maid with a cleaning cart was stood in the doorway about to knock!
She sees me with my hand round the girl who is already looking a little flushed and grinning as I had just told her of my plan for next time, her fella in his underwear in the background also grinning putting her sexy toys back in a bag, tripod, camera, shoes, clothes, lube, pull ties, blindfold and condom wrappers are literally all over the place.
As I walked away the door closed behind me and the maid said something in Polish to her two colleages who were ahead of me in the corridor, they both giggled and stared at me as I walked past and into the lift. I burst into fits of laughter when the doors closed, things like that really round off a night well :lol:
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Quote by flirty_4
Not quite the same but some of the reviews of this are bloody hilarious....
Priceless :haha:
I :love: this one:
Quote by Andrew on Amazon
I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless
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Quote by Tasitus
Now I'm afraid to say is the time to call it a day, the friends I had here seem to have disappeared and I do feel like a fish out of water somewhat so that must mean its time to leave
Or make some new friends!! :bounce:
Hi - I'm Fraser
You never know what is just coming round the corner!
