Quote by groundhogday_1
Lift in a shopping centre.
Was it a glass fronted one?? :rascal:
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Was it a glass fronted one?? :rascal:
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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
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Was it a glass fronted one?? :rascal:
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Quote by groundhogday_1
I am finding chatrooms too much right now for some reason.
Too much like a hunt.
x
If you see me in chat then I would happily escort you if requested ;)
I could be the bouncer on a 'Dont harrass the girls' room, if they idiots get past me we can put Kat and Dee on the door instead, they have a pet snake for backup
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Meaty's top tip is........stop watching this football shite and follow F1 & Le Tour, at least you'll stand a good chance of seeing a British winner this side of the next millennium :twisted:
Totally agreee about the F1, will only watch cycling when they combine it with WRC on the same track! :grin:
I thought you had disappeared meaty one, heard a rumor you were one of those picked for the Mars mission
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Quote by flirty_4
Or there's always a mankini :rascal:
So wrong on so many levels :lol2:
You dont like mankinis??? :uhoh:
I gotta find a new outfit for the Cov social now! :twisted:
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Quote by dee_licious
Care to be?!. Show me the script and I'll give the audition a decent go
Im sure you will pass with flying colours. You have the charm....looks......personality and the snake
Watch out for these cougars Magik, they have sharp claws!!! :rascal:
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Quote by flirty_4
What do you guys / gals think? Reckon it'd catch on? ;-)
Fixed that for you
......and you wont be seeing me on the beach in one of those any time soon!! :eeek:
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Quote by woohoo
As long as they don't smell like fish :eeek:
As long as its a nice fresh fish fanny I just use tartare sauce for lube ;)
or if im feeling it a dash of wasabi MMMMmmmmm Sushi :lickface:
But if it smells like Surströmming, the the traditional Swedish rotten fish dish yeah i'm
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Quote by Katniss
Id like to go to Torture Gardens, on a collar and leash and i think ill leave it there
You have my attention, please continue......
Quote by Cubes
This has been a fantasy of mine for years........
1 male and 5 females
Dee to shag you and the other 4 to carry you to the inevitable ambulance cubes?? :evil2:
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I dont hear of this happening often but its not the first time...
Hope it didnt spoil your night :therethere:
If this is happening in chatrooms then block the user from sending you whispers, if its via PM then add him to your ignore list. Should they still insist on being a complete tosser then contact chat ops / moderators or even the site admin.
Lots of awsome people on this site, please dont let this negative experience put you off ;)
Hope it didnt spoil your night :therethere:
If this is happening in chatrooms then block the user from sending you whispers, if its via PM then add him to your ignore list. Should they still insist on being a complete tosser then contact chat ops / moderators or even the site admin.
Lots of awsome people on this site, please dont let this negative experience put you off ;)
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Quote by sercher01
Me? ...... I'd like to go to a club ! Shocking I know but I've never been to one
Then do it sercher! PM me if you want a suggestion, took me ages to take the plunge, only been a few times but I really enjoy it.
I have pretty much completed my 'to do' list, I like to help others try new things now, I'm an enthusastic enabler of naughtiness as much as an instigator these days ;)
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Finally my problem is solved!!
Toots has her nano lice back which means the pubes on the battlefield are growing again!
Flirty flirted which helped my bits defrost quickly after the ice dip
My doctor asked me look at a picture of his wife, that almost did it! :uhoh:
Someone finally sent me the solution, I now imagine the girls I like to have steve bushemi's eyes
Works a treat!!! :silly:
Toots has her nano lice back which means the pubes on the battlefield are growing again!
Flirty flirted which helped my bits defrost quickly after the ice dip
My doctor asked me look at a picture of his wife, that almost did it! :uhoh:
Someone finally sent me the solution, I now imagine the girls I like to have steve bushemi's eyes
Works a treat!!! :silly:
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Quote by Katniss
Ill have a button, two bits of fluff and an american penny on Brazil ;)
Which two bits of tigerfluff are you wagering kat?? I might take that bet! :rascal:
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Quote by skinny
Stick to doughnuts and sticky buns, much better tasting than pussy.
If donuts and sticky buns (sticky buns :giggle
tasted as good as some of the pussies I have burried my face in then I would be one fat bastard... :twisted: Orgasminator
Quote by Katniss
you always be safe with me kinky twin sis I carry a double ender to bosh fellas over the head with if they get out of order ;)
I'm out of order!!! :rascal:
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For me: nineties / early naughties dirty hip hop, 60's soul
For her: Prince usually works a treat, not met a girl yet who doesn't enjoy getting naughty to prince - Im sure it doesnt work for all fems but the odds are good
For her: Prince usually works a treat, not met a girl yet who doesn't enjoy getting naughty to prince - Im sure it doesnt work for all fems but the odds are good
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Quote by pebble
only 2 or 3
You're really making do there, what hardship!
Its taken 10 years to get this far pebble, unlike you fun laydeez dont just fall in my lap you know!! (unless I trip them!) :grin:
I suspect you have more than one admirer pebble (cant be just me ;) ) so I'm sure you have me beat hands down!!
Quote by Toots
Oooh, they would be nanolice then, could you send them back cos they are spesh.
*unzips*
Help yourself! :lol2:
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Some great ideas in this topic, hope they are helping Dee.
As suggested by others I rely on peoples site rep, profile comments, friends list and their willingness to be open and cam or phone chat very soon after initial contact.
I have never felt afraid for my safety (6ft, slightly crazy look in my eyes and a face that has obviously taken a few whacks - easier targets out there) but I have met a small number of very odd people and felt uncomfortable at times, they are probably typing the same thing about me as we speak :grin:
I wonder if there could be a way to tweak the sites SHRep meeting function to add more details, a trusted friend or even the police to be sent an email or text alert if the meeting is not confirmed as 'concluded safely' by a certain time.....
It could also be good to add 'personal details verified' as well as photo verification to the site, this could be done without anyone one seeing the details in public but would reassure that they have sent proof of ID / Shown photo ID and address details to an OP in chatroom and these are kept on a secure database. Anything which gives people (not just the girls ;) ) more confidence to play in the knowledge they are safe would be good in my opinion.
We also need to try and keep our fears in perspective, you are much more likely to be in an accident, attacked, injured or robbed on the way to a meet than you are by the person you are meeting (depending on the area!), but as with the fear of flying I know statistics are of little comfort to cautious and nervous people!
You are 100% right to make every effort to improve both your safety and peace of mind, if you are ever want my assistance in anything like this Dee then just ask, it would be my pleasure to help xx
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As suggested by others I rely on peoples site rep, profile comments, friends list and their willingness to be open and cam or phone chat very soon after initial contact.
I have never felt afraid for my safety (6ft, slightly crazy look in my eyes and a face that has obviously taken a few whacks - easier targets out there) but I have met a small number of very odd people and felt uncomfortable at times, they are probably typing the same thing about me as we speak :grin:
I wonder if there could be a way to tweak the sites SHRep meeting function to add more details, a trusted friend or even the police to be sent an email or text alert if the meeting is not confirmed as 'concluded safely' by a certain time.....
It could also be good to add 'personal details verified' as well as photo verification to the site, this could be done without anyone one seeing the details in public but would reassure that they have sent proof of ID / Shown photo ID and address details to an OP in chatroom and these are kept on a secure database. Anything which gives people (not just the girls ;) ) more confidence to play in the knowledge they are safe would be good in my opinion.
We also need to try and keep our fears in perspective, you are much more likely to be in an accident, attacked, injured or robbed on the way to a meet than you are by the person you are meeting (depending on the area!), but as with the fear of flying I know statistics are of little comfort to cautious and nervous people!
You are 100% right to make every effort to improve both your safety and peace of mind, if you are ever want my assistance in anything like this Dee then just ask, it would be my pleasure to help xx
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Quote by flirty_4
Have you tried plunging your member into ice? I'm talking actual ice here :rascal: that should cease all blood flow there
Obviously I don't want your cock to drop off, what use would that be? :rude:
If it goes into shock, , I'll be able to assist with any necessary first aid :grin:
It froze in its errect state! Tried to warm it up with my hand now that's frozen to it too! I have to work today, its going to be embarrassing
Currently sat on a radiator, could do with extra help defrosting it Flirty :rascal:
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Need two this week!! :rascal:
'Despicable Me' is planning a 'Freaky Friday' :bounce:
'Despicable Me' is planning a 'Freaky Friday' :bounce:
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I let the lice loose and it worked for an hour Toots!!
Unfortunately they divided into two distinct groups, the balsacs and the ontops. There was a minor skirmish on a disputed border which has now escalated into a full scale crotch war.
The lice started to research new technologies to bring victory, I now have a whole bunch of them driving miniscule tanks round my bits and shooting lasers at each other. They have developed chemical weapons and little suits to protect themselves so now even the standard treatment for crabs wont work!
To top it all the the aroused state has now returned to give them a large open battlefield ideally suited for tank combat!! :uhoh:
Help!!!
:giveup:
Unfortunately they divided into two distinct groups, the balsacs and the ontops. There was a minor skirmish on a disputed border which has now escalated into a full scale crotch war.
The lice started to research new technologies to bring victory, I now have a whole bunch of them driving miniscule tanks round my bits and shooting lasers at each other. They have developed chemical weapons and little suits to protect themselves so now even the standard treatment for crabs wont work!
To top it all the the aroused state has now returned to give them a large open battlefield ideally suited for tank combat!! :uhoh:
Help!!!
:giveup:
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Quote by flirty_4
Definitely a public place, preferably where it's busy and is within close proximity of your car (if you drive) or near public transport so you can run to it if need be
you be careful running or you'll get two black eyes :lol:
I make sure I hold onto them for that reason :rascal:
If that was an event I might actually watch the commonwealth games!
50m Hold 'em and dash, only for women with actual boobs, it would be so much more entertaining for us gentleman pervs :rascal:
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I don't know if there has been a sudden influx in super hot fun babes on this site or if its just an increase in my interactions with them, I have a few new friends to chat to and its having an unexpected side effect.... :sad:
I have returned to a situation I have not had to face since I was 15!, sudden and lasting errection syndrome (SLES)
Currently spending over an hour a day in at least a semi aroused state and its starting to get tender - morning wood lasts until mid afternoon and if I roll over during the night im in danger of pole vaulting through my open window......
Cold showers just dont cut it and I can't have 2 meets a day, not prepared to give up talking to any of these amazing fems (only 2 or 3, they have my entire attention held firm!!) and due to their desire for a bucketload when I finish I am not tickling my own tackle either.
any suggestions or prescriptions would be gratefully recieved :rascal:
*EDIT*
Thanks for the PMs guys, appreciate the advice but NO; switching to a sausage only diet would not help ;)
I have returned to a situation I have not had to face since I was 15!, sudden and lasting errection syndrome (SLES)
Currently spending over an hour a day in at least a semi aroused state and its starting to get tender - morning wood lasts until mid afternoon and if I roll over during the night im in danger of pole vaulting through my open window......
Cold showers just dont cut it and I can't have 2 meets a day, not prepared to give up talking to any of these amazing fems (only 2 or 3, they have my entire attention held firm!!) and due to their desire for a bucketload when I finish I am not tickling my own tackle either.
any suggestions or prescriptions would be gratefully recieved :rascal:
*EDIT*
Thanks for the PMs guys, appreciate the advice but NO; switching to a sausage only diet would not help ;)
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Take woohoo with you, hard as nails and such a gentleman that if he got out of order he would kick his own ass!! :thumbup:
Holy mother of.... I know I was less active on here for part of last year but how the hell did I miss the return of little gem??? :sad:
*EDIT*
Bloke came back (again!!) too, I may take a few days to recover from this.......
Holy mother of.... I know I was less active on here for part of last year but how the hell did I miss the return of little gem??? :sad:
*EDIT*
Bloke came back (again!!) too, I may take a few days to recover from this.......
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Quote by pebble
Tempted to swap you a feel for a bit of light flogging :high-smile: Best of luck.
Dont suppose you would believe me if I said I was looking for my first taste too pebble??
:angel:
Been eating it as long as I can remember and still not found two the same 82curious!!
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Quote by dee_licious
do people actually have strange sex ?
All sex is strange Dee!!
I am glad humans were not designed by germans or we would have a much more efficient interface that would be no fun whatsoever!
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Quote by dee_licious
kat and bored in one sentence...........:scared:
Sky Tv have it their T&Cs they cant be held responsible for loss of service due to the effect Kat being bored has on atmospheric conditions :small-print:
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I am sure you are woth every calorie burnt pebble ;)
I usually feel like I am expected to make more of the effort in order for us both to have a good time, however I have only come across a couple of girls who I have considered genuinely selfish or lazy. Usually if she makes the right noises and pulls the right faces for me I'm happy to do the majority of the work.
On the flip side I have had one or two girls who have pushed me back on the bed and then rode me like a sprint stage on the Tour De France.
Can we compare lists sometime pebble??
:small-print:
Wanna make sure I'm not missing something important x
I usually feel like I am expected to make more of the effort in order for us both to have a good time, however I have only come across a couple of girls who I have considered genuinely selfish or lazy. Usually if she makes the right noises and pulls the right faces for me I'm happy to do the majority of the work.
On the flip side I have had one or two girls who have pushed me back on the bed and then rode me like a sprint stage on the Tour De France.
Quote by pebble
OK I am not talking about aaaall the different activities that make up for great sex
Can we compare lists sometime pebble??
:small-print:
Wanna make sure I'm not missing something important x
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Quote by Fobs
nominates Mike2mike for the post of 'Holder of the Jaffa Cakes'
I think the world would be a safer place if we made Mike2mike the minister for defence, send him to peace talks in the ghillie suit and he will scare the crap out of people :uhoh:
Kat and Dee can run the department for transport, I know they have a fantastic bus service all planned out and ready to put into action :thumbup:
SH could become a Quango, St3v3 could charge a huge fee, make SH free for everyone and say its all an incentive to promote exercise!
I will happily leave you lot to run the country but would like to put myself forward as The SH Peoples Party candidate for London Mayor, I think I would like to be the next Boris :silly:
The SH peoples party, we will bring the feel good factor back to Britian!! :bounce:
