Just a thought here but if you're using a Mac, as I am, I believe the system's are incompatible.
So no chat for you.
Not a lot of help, I know, but could save a good deal of wasted effort.
Tony.
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Quote by BaldEagle
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I built my own some (read many) years ago. Triumph 650 pre unit motor with hardtail frame, Coffin tank, sprung hub, ballon rear tyre and 12" over forks, in met green and blue. Looked good but the ride was awful. Eventually traded it for a 750 Bonneville in race trim.
Havn't got a picture of it any more :cry:
Now I've given my age away.
Yes you have, haven't you?
But by the same token, anyone who realises that you have will have to be of the same vintage......
Ooops.
Tony.
Quote by GenHertsCpl
in reply to lil -miz-naughty - think everyone does when he's got his racing leathers on.
leathers...mmm... now you're talking my language honey :twisted:
Oh yes, leathers and motorbikes, mmmmm :P
Mmmm. Lorrilove, GenHertsCpl.....
Can I be of any assistance?
Tony, hoping his avatar is still working after a long absence.....
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Here's some instructions on how to pees standing. It really is possible, with practice. The instructions start about half way down the page.
Dunno what I did wrong or why I'm telling you this but I can't do it
I have to go clean the shower now
Dawn :silly:
....and now you've made ME wet myself.......
Tony.
Quote by Lil_Bunny
Ok then so here's another question that I wondered about today! (Must be getting better really)
How long or short amount of time does it take you when already feeling horny to masturbate? time from the first time you touch yourself to when you cum is what I mean?
Gawd I'm having some weird thoughts today, maybe time to lay off the Olbas oil!
Is this question aimed specifically at women, or at the guys too?
For me (one of the latter), if I'm already feeling errrrrrrm up for it, then it could be really really fast, say within five minutes or so, but I can always make it last by easing the pace off. Example: I was thinking of someone just the other day after a very interesting but not horny MSN chat, when she phoned me and we both got sort of suggestive. Minutes later I was really hard; didn't take long after that before I was finished.
And if it's only for the girlies to respond, do you mind if I just take a seat and watch?
Tony.
Oh and Lil_Bunny if there's any other elixir that might help please let me know.
Quote by luv2lick
To be honest have no idea how much I can do, would take some investigation lol
I do know that I can deepthroat though, its all in the gag reflex
Right. Bike's full of fuel, all systems checked and ready.
Where did you say you live?
Tony.
Expecting her to take a 10" cock down her throat is one thing but an exhaust pipe!!! that is too much!
Well it's certainly never been referred to as THAT before lol. And there are two of them WOW now wouldn't that be a challenge.
Tony.
First two have already been chosen, so I'll be the gent and not be greedy........
Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts.....
But for me please, delivered to my door in anything she chooses (including an old pair of jeans and T-shirt)..... Gwyneth Paltrow.
The Play would certainly not be Cold.
Tony.
Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts.....
But for me please, delivered to my door in anything she chooses (including an old pair of jeans and T-shirt)..... Gwyneth Paltrow.
The Play would certainly not be Cold.
Tony.
Uncut, and have been, strangely enough, for quite some time now.
Never felt that it was a disadvantage or a problem; never felt the need to have it done......
But as has been mentioned, cleanliness is vital if offence isn't to be caused by wiffy willy syndrome, so I'm used to getting the wire brush to mine at regular intervals. I reckon a damn good scrub once a month is about right - just enough time for the pain to subside before the next one's due.
That WAS a joke. Once a month is WAY too often.
Tony.
Never felt that it was a disadvantage or a problem; never felt the need to have it done......
But as has been mentioned, cleanliness is vital if offence isn't to be caused by wiffy willy syndrome, so I'm used to getting the wire brush to mine at regular intervals. I reckon a damn good scrub once a month is about right - just enough time for the pain to subside before the next one's due.
That WAS a joke. Once a month is WAY too often.
Tony.
Well I've just been told by Serendipity that I have a nice bum.
So as I'm a very modest and self-deprecating chap, I'll go with that.
And if anyone else has any views, please feel free to share them with me, although I would strongly recommend a real-time viewing and inspection for balanced assessment.
Tony.
So as I'm a very modest and self-deprecating chap, I'll go with that.
And if anyone else has any views, please feel free to share them with me, although I would strongly recommend a real-time viewing and inspection for balanced assessment.
Tony.
Hmm. Very interesting thread Helen et al, as it's something over which I've pondered on several occasions.
Personally, I would be inclined to offer to book the room and pay for it, but I would hope that by the time you've both (or all) agreed to meet, it just seems natural that one party will take that lead. And then when the evening arrives, I wouldn't turn down an offer of part payment as I'm not made of money and as has been said, it's a mutual pleasure experience anyway. Or it should be.......
Having said all that, as I enjoy some of the kinkier things in the way of Domination and Submission (me Dom, her Sub) and it can be quite noisy from time to time, I'd really rather meet up at my house, where all I have to worry about is the neighbours (small village, y'see). And if you build into the evening a suitable pause where the lady can take her leave if she so chooses (I usually pop off to the bathroom and say something like "If you're still here when I come down again, I'll take it that you're happy about things.....") then there's no pressure and each knows where the other stands.
So to give a short answer; 50/50 is desirable, but I would happily pay the first time and certainly not EXPECT anything more.
Tony.
Personally, I would be inclined to offer to book the room and pay for it, but I would hope that by the time you've both (or all) agreed to meet, it just seems natural that one party will take that lead. And then when the evening arrives, I wouldn't turn down an offer of part payment as I'm not made of money and as has been said, it's a mutual pleasure experience anyway. Or it should be.......
Having said all that, as I enjoy some of the kinkier things in the way of Domination and Submission (me Dom, her Sub) and it can be quite noisy from time to time, I'd really rather meet up at my house, where all I have to worry about is the neighbours (small village, y'see). And if you build into the evening a suitable pause where the lady can take her leave if she so chooses (I usually pop off to the bathroom and say something like "If you're still here when I come down again, I'll take it that you're happy about things.....") then there's no pressure and each knows where the other stands.
So to give a short answer; 50/50 is desirable, but I would happily pay the first time and certainly not EXPECT anything more.
Tony.
Ho Hum only 71.
But what's of far greater concern is the fact that apparently I'm now a 'Babe'...:
"You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!"
And I'd never noticed. :shock:
Tony.
But what's of far greater concern is the fact that apparently I'm now a 'Babe'...:
"You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use that to see you erotically. It's no surprise that you can attract a good number of people. You're what they want! A realistic babe who knows when to get a bit wild! Yeah, I'd fuck you!"
And I'd never noticed. :shock:
Tony.
Ah, but there's a difference between a song about sex, and a sexy song......
To wit:
Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing'; Phyllis Nelson's 'Move Closer' (as mentioned) are sexual and sensual at the same time. Just real grinding songs (typed snogs first time....) that make my body want to move dirrrrrrrty. And I'm sure there are many many more. Just can't think straight because I've been reading that 'Bondage' thread and am all of a quiver.
At the other end of the scale is, for example, that song previously mentioned by Ivor Biggun....... may be about sexy but hardly sexy.....
Tony.
To wit:
Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual Healing'; Phyllis Nelson's 'Move Closer' (as mentioned) are sexual and sensual at the same time. Just real grinding songs (typed snogs first time....) that make my body want to move dirrrrrrrty. And I'm sure there are many many more. Just can't think straight because I've been reading that 'Bondage' thread and am all of a quiver.
At the other end of the scale is, for example, that song previously mentioned by Ivor Biggun....... may be about sexy but hardly sexy.....
Tony.
Quote by SunBunny
Anyway. This is Tony's thread..not a let's-all-pick-on-bunny thread
Tony - help me.
Just tell me where it hurts, my love, and I'll start rubbing it better.
(Actually it's Ian's thread, but we do seem to have rather hijacked it, don't we? Well you have anyway).
Tony. XXX
Ian, SunBunny, Kardiff et al
I too am a newbie solo male, and I made the same mistake last week, having been let down by a no-show by a young lady I met elsewhere; was consequently as horny as hell and sought someone to play with that day/evening. Luckily no-one picked up on my virtual one-liner, but it gave me the time to look further into the way things seem to be around here.
And one week on I'm still very new but a good deal wiser; no way would I approach someone now, certainly not PM them with any offers to tempt (please note SunBunny in case I say hello to you in a PM), although maybe to find out more about them just to see if there was a chemistry........ Some of the peeps here really do seem to know each other very well (maybe only virtually rather than in real life, granted) and it seems a bit presumptuous to leap in and expect the females to come rushing (or to rush coming perhaps) when no-one knows you at all.
Picture the same in a club or a bar; the concept of walking up to someone and saying "Hey let's fuck" is fantasy. At the very least we're required to show wit, manners, perhaps a little eloquence etc before even coming round to getting good and sweaty together.
That last para reads like a criticism of Ian's posting and it's not supposed to be; as I said, I did the same thing last week, and the lack of response made me look deeper. Am now beginning to understand the protocols of SH and hope I can settle in with all.
Tony.
I too am a newbie solo male, and I made the same mistake last week, having been let down by a no-show by a young lady I met elsewhere; was consequently as horny as hell and sought someone to play with that day/evening. Luckily no-one picked up on my virtual one-liner, but it gave me the time to look further into the way things seem to be around here.
And one week on I'm still very new but a good deal wiser; no way would I approach someone now, certainly not PM them with any offers to tempt (please note SunBunny in case I say hello to you in a PM), although maybe to find out more about them just to see if there was a chemistry........ Some of the peeps here really do seem to know each other very well (maybe only virtually rather than in real life, granted) and it seems a bit presumptuous to leap in and expect the females to come rushing (or to rush coming perhaps) when no-one knows you at all.
Picture the same in a club or a bar; the concept of walking up to someone and saying "Hey let's fuck" is fantasy. At the very least we're required to show wit, manners, perhaps a little eloquence etc before even coming round to getting good and sweaty together.
That last para reads like a criticism of Ian's posting and it's not supposed to be; as I said, I did the same thing last week, and the lack of response made me look deeper. Am now beginning to understand the protocols of SH and hope I can settle in with all.
Tony.
Well what a great welcome to Kelly (similarly offered by me, I hasten to add).
As a fellow newbie here, I just wish I'd broken the ice the way Kelly has.
Feel as if I've missed out on something, seeing the great bond seemiingly shared by all onsite, but I'm sure I'll be able to make up for it in the fullness of time.
So Kelly, welcome; hope this community turns out as loopy as it seems to be, and twice as much fun
Tony.
Only just joined, so please don't ask why I have no pic, no sig etc.......
As a fellow newbie here, I just wish I'd broken the ice the way Kelly has.
Feel as if I've missed out on something, seeing the great bond seemiingly shared by all onsite, but I'm sure I'll be able to make up for it in the fullness of time.
So Kelly, welcome; hope this community turns out as loopy as it seems to be, and twice as much fun
Tony.
Only just joined, so please don't ask why I have no pic, no sig etc.......
Hi I'm Tony. Had an ad here for some time but today's the first time I've ever posted in the Forum. (165552 for pics & predilictions)
Had arranged to accommodate a new 'friend' till Friday morning but due to a no-show am left with time on my hands and a rather active but frustrated imagination.
Any lovely slender women out there who would like some daytime (or overnight tonight) fun at my place?
Am at home (doh! obviously!) with the work's laptop and can't chat online but we could email and then talk on the phone...........
And if this is out of order for the Forum I apologise profusely. New in here, as I said.
Tony.
Had arranged to accommodate a new 'friend' till Friday morning but due to a no-show am left with time on my hands and a rather active but frustrated imagination.
Any lovely slender women out there who would like some daytime (or overnight tonight) fun at my place?
Am at home (doh! obviously!) with the work's laptop and can't chat online but we could email and then talk on the phone...........
And if this is out of order for the Forum I apologise profusely. New in here, as I said.
Tony.
