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BlueEyes
Over 90 days ago
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Don't buy the ones that straighten your hair from wet to dry, they just fry your hair!
Quote by Red(RHG)
Welcome to the world of little burns on yer temple and 'hot' fingers!!

LOL! How true! lol
*chose the car pic*
I'm sure we'll find a pound for the meter somewhere...
Not quite the same thing but...
In my last employment, the company I was with decided to oppose the scrapping of Section 28 and tried to make all employees sign a petition to send to whoever, I didn't really care
I declined and was not looked upon favourably.
What happened to freedom of choice?
The worst part for me was near the end of the night, everyone was bouncing, it'd been a great night and then they spent over 20 minutes lecturing us on politics before going into their final song.
It just didn't do it for me. :cry:
I remember a while back when we met a guy and we were quite niave. He arrived, everything was going fine, then when the crunch came he said he just couldn't use condoms. We should've known to state this long before a meet ever happened but we just assumed that everyone would think the same (stupid now, we know).
His line "I hate what they do to you/us".
Astounded.
:shock:
My motto is....
You can always pick up much more dirt on the phone than with a hoover!
:twisted:
Being completely honest...last time I went to see them, they were shit.
And I am a HUGE U2 fan sad
Gonna pay for this tomorrow...
:doh:
Started off with Guinness in the pub, then some Strongbow eek!
Came home and had about 5 budweisers.
Then half a bottle of Promised Land.
Now I'm on vodka and bitter lemon.
Oh well, at least once I stop chucking up tomorrow I can look here and remember what I've drank! :shock:
Quote by lucyweebaps
we are going into Glasgow or Edinburgh on the March 11th...
.If anyone fancies meeting up for a few drinks ????..get to know each other before the Munch.. smile
any enquires welcome biggrin
Lucy xxxxxx

If it is Edinburgh, let us know, we love a few drinks!!! :cheers:
I first had sex on my parents lounge floor lol
And funnily enough, I had sex in a VW campervan only last year! cool
Quote by westerross
Bugger me I ripped out pages 105 and 106 - I feel like some sort of vandal. Anybody else do that??

I ripped out 107 and 108....but it's ok, I went back and checked and they are still there!!
lol
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Will, I only just found out like Misschief said before!! Wow!! Congrats to you both!!
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Twins! Oh my! Double trouble! LOL!! :shock: Awww, double the fun, though! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by sam21
I also met a lovely lady as well. Haahaa.......lucky me! :smoke:

Went shopping with my mate today...she'd been there last night and met a lovely man! :shock:
Did she have a camera phone..if so... :twisted:
Woohoo!!!!!!!! (still can't do the big letters and colours! LOL!)
It's sure fabby to be back...and special thanks to Misschief for helping me make my return post! kiss
I'm still apologising for my absence on PM!! Loads of love to the poeple who spotted me before I even had time to message them, it's great to be back!! :twisted:
Thanks for all the congrats too!!!
I hear I have about 50 hours catching up of posts to do...oh well, that'll take me at least a year!!! :shock:
It's nice to see you all though! :kiss:
Right, if this quoting thing goes wrong...it wasn't me! LOL!!
Quote by steveg_nw
Blueeyes!!.........where've ya bin?????
I missed ya!
Steve

Awww I missed ya too, Steve! I've been stressed to the max! But hopefully back on track! cool
Quote by dundeecpl
What did you have?
G & D x

A wee boy....and a bad one at that!!! biggrin
Quote by Ice Pie
Hey :D
Welcome back :bounce:
Where've you been hiding?

LOL!! In nappy bins, mostly!! Nice to see you!! kiss
Quote by celticq
Following on from the tattie scone post I thought you were asking BlueEyes what she had for Breakfast :doh: Bit slow sometimes.
Looking forward to meeting BlueEyes as was the first person I ever sent an PM too! Just before she left rolleyes

My!! That seems so long ago!!! :shock: lol
Quote by lucyweebaps
BlueEyes consider yourselves added & Welcome back :D
Lucy xxx

Thanks Lucy, it's nice to be back!!! :happy:
Quote by targaid
Is it my imagination or has no-one who actually attended the last scottish munch been on this thread? And, yes, it would seem that Byron has done a disappearing act as he's not posted in ages! mad
If anyone who went to the last munch could let us know the venue that tolerated all the wild members maybe one of us could go ahead and book it again. Or would the last organiser like to take the reins (ooer, missus :P ) once more?

I organised the last one but unfortunately I can't organise this one (especially with so little time) but I'm happy to chat to anyone about the previous venue if they want to organise it. Feel free to PM me.
This might sound really bad, I've been on this forum for a while now (although not so much lately due to personal matters) but I don't really see the need to put a great divide between England and Scotland. I made some great friends at the first Scotland munch and there were people who'd travelled a long way to get there. I really appreciated that and on the plus side, I can always call them and meet up for a drink if I am down in Englandshire. lol
I've also made loads of friends on here who I have yet to meet. Sure, it's good to be able to meet like-minded people in your area but its much better to stick around and chat to everyone, this forum is so much more than a meeting ground.
My best advice is to attend the next McMunch (but post in that thread, not this - you don't want to be missed out!) and you'll meet loads of great people from around here and possibly more from further afield who you'd like to keep in touch with.
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Oh no, it's got to be strawberry cheesecake!! Mmmm!! I want some now!!! lol
Arti, you will be missed!
Best of luck with everything
Gonna really miss your posts :cry:
xxxxxxxxxxx
My nominations are:
Best Avatar (Male) steveg_nw, Mr FC, tim_jas (could've been either male or female but that kitten is soooo cute!)
Best Avatar (Female) Jags, Dawn_Mids, Misschief
Most Prolific Thread Starter Heather, FredFlintstone, Sgt Bilko
Funniest Poster (Male) Fred Flintstone, Sgt Bilko, Articifer
Funniest Poster (Female) Heather, Wilma, JudyTV
Best Thread
Convoy - totally random!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/7467.html
SH Hmm Hmmm (busted) - the title was enough to do it for me!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9368.html
You B*stards - hilarious!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9235.html
Best use of Emoticons etc. Wilma, Kit, Bluexxx
Best Newcomer I've not been around much lately so it's not really fair of me to vote in this one!
Mod of the Year Jags (cos I love her humour), Bluexxx (cos she gets them told), KitKat (cos he's always the voice of reason)
Its so damn annoying, especially if they phone right at the time you are trying to cook/feed cats and hamster/open mail all at one time. Why do they always choose such annoying times to phone?
I had one the other day asking if would like to take part in a 5 minute survey so I did...and was on the phone for over 20 minutes.
Next time I am just going to put the phone down.
I thought it was hilarious - once the pain had gone...
That was just one occasion, I actually find it quite sexy. lol
Phew!! I never have enough milk in so I'll just ignore the rest! lol