Near here...Terry Bell Joiner (I swear that's true!)
And Furra Video.
I have a stroppy female cat too, when I piss her off she goes outside and eats grass on purpose, just so she can come inside and vomit all over the bed :shock:
Strike that, I've only got a £20 note in my purse.
I'll get change and do it tomorrow :twisted:
Two phones, diary, 13 cds (really must put those away), 2 cameras, chinese takeaway menu, moisturiser, batteries, pencil case, cigarettes, a lighter, ashtray, far too many post it notes to count, a bracelet, some type of swedish alcohol (mmm, might just have a taste), hairbands, pens, lipgloss, screwdriver.
:shock: I need a maid.
DON'T let your boss take you out for lunch and buy you two bottles of red wine.
DON'T travel to Manchester straight afterwards pissing everyone else in the car off by making them stop at every service station on the way down so you can go to the loo.
DON'T go to a nice restaurant on Deansgate and steal everything you can from the table to mark the occasion.
DON'T sing "I've been a muff diver for many a year" very loudly in the taxi home.
DON'T proceed to slag off your best friend's sister-in-law when she is sat opposite you in the taxi.
DON'T demand the taxi stops so that you can go on the big wheel. :shock:
DON'T flash your tits to random guys at bus stops in the centre of Middleton.
If however this does happen, please ensure that one of your mates buys you a Mr T in Your Pocket as a birthday gift so you can use it the whole of the next day to speak for you (shurrup fooool!)
Just a suggestion, this has obviously not come from personal experience :angel:
:shock:
I'm scared...I've seen evidence of those pink shoes....please don't steal my outfit!!!
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