Personally, I just wish that it isn't just the air bags that are inflatable, maybe a Life size copy of one of our glamourous Mods perhaps
Votes below please, im voting Sarge, mmmmmm that uniform just does it for me :shock:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?†The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
the Columbian keeecapers....*cough*..........lawyers??
Go on then, i will, but you're doing all the travelling mate. Tell me, should i shave my goatee, or would you like to have your balls tickled?? :twisted:
My heart goes out to you and your family hun, it gets easier :therethere:
November Rain, assuming i die in November, otherwise it would be Dont Cry or Estranged by Guns and Roses
Not a dry eye in the house (played it at my friends funeral)
Something pretty, probably by REM
I think its fair to assume that nobody wants to kiss it better?? :cry:
I have just spent hours in hospital........having a circimcision :kick: :kick:
Its blue, purple, swollen.......reminds of a footballers wife
Complication is; Im diabetic and the canular sites from my previous stay in hospital STILL havent healed properly. How long is my willy gonna take to heal????
How bout you guys? Is there anyone out there who's had it done whilst in adulthood?
I was told i dont need salt baths as regular ones will do, but im sceptical as to whether or not, ill be fit for my hols in May
PS; when i told the missus i was having it done she said "OH NO! ill have to go without for a month..........!!!!..........but you can still use your tongue right??
:shock: thanks for the sympathy
Im gonna send a pic to Reese to post for me, so you can all see how small *cough* erm i mean sore my willy is
Anyone want to kiss it better??
Im def Dr Nick, i can do the impression and everything
Yknow, i remember some lads at school with some whacked ideas about ladies and their "lady bits", but this one takes the cake
well i was gonna say "pussy shaver at the the Play Boy mansion" but thats a bit crap so ill go with Chairman of Microsoft
Where i live, i see alot of young folk driving around in their flash cars and living the life of Riley, i asked a mate of mine how they did it, cos us regular ppl have to work our parts off to afford insurance on a 85 Cortina. He said they either sell drugs or have a business
So i decided getting a business would be a good idea.
Following my initial conversation and idea, i was speaking to a women, whos son is autistic, and she has to travel 10 miles each way to get him to a out of school youth club which can accomadate learing disalbled children and youn adults.
Unfortunately Autism is in a league of its own, and the youth group he attends cant cope with his violent outburst.
So heres my idea... setting up a before, during and after school/day sevices scheme.
My question is....... How the hell do i go about it, i know its sure to be a hit with Social Services and the LEA.
Anyone know anything about business management, or would like to help me get the idea off the ground?
Qualified as a RNLD, then i started Uni doing Dip SW, currently working for Social Services, assessing, planning Care, activities in the Learning Disabilities sector,
Technically im a Nursing Residential Social Worker :shock:
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