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31 Mar 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I think it's a fairly common experience really insofar as people not taking proper note of what you say in your signature or a post or advert.
I still get str8 blokes contacting me who after a bit say something like "sorry, I thought you were female". :roll:
I do try to make it clear I'm a bi guy. Maybe they just can't see further than the thong!
:twisted: :twisted:

You're a guy.........???? Boy you had me fooled.......
Maybe if they were actively participating in the forums, they might not be a nieve to fall for that cute ass of yours x biggrin

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31 Mar 2005

B*****d, you had me worried there for a moment or five, you need your arse slapping.
Wouldn't that "law" be restricting freedom of speech? Shame we cant shut you up......
Just kidding Sarge, you really had me going, glad i clicked the link, it settled my fragile emotions that you had so calously conbobulated.
I hope you get 1000 press ups with Mo Molam on your back lol

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28 Mar 2005

I have used eBay for years now, and they always say that they never, ever request sensitive information via email. I get em all the time, and sometimes they ask to update your details. Even if it your pets name, dont tell em anything via an email.
Has anyone had the email in German yet? I've had dozens
I hope they catch em and put them on auction, so we can bid on who's gonna bugger them for the next twenty years :twisted:

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28 Mar 2005

playing russian roulette with an alien that looks like him from Nightmare before christmas
its 8 all and i cant believe he hasnt blown his brain all over the wallbehind yet.
I have dies twice he's a jammy sod evil

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27 Mar 2005

Quote by Davejw
No peeps you miss my point which was how do i remove the picture of the aforementioned "old fella" from the bowels of of my pc so my kids don t see it by mistake?

Why dont you just go to "properties", choose hidden file then go to you folder optioons in "view" (if memory serves me) and click off show hidden files and folders.
When you want to get em again, just go back to the folder settings and click on "show"
Simple, none off this complicated erasing malarchy. I knew that and im a Mac user
You lot ain't half letting ya side down.
"Reese!!" come and give them all a lesson in PC operation basics 101
bolt

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25 Mar 2005

i believe the last time some person made the same comment i believe the reply was...... and i quote......"why do you think we are here? To provide a public service?"
Nuff said

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24 Mar 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
hmmm and without causing a big row......... but getting all political..........
Most countries are run by men
Most companies are run by men
Countries fight wars and companies pollute the earth
Hmmm if women were in charge I'm surewe would talk about the problem first not start a fight!
And to finish...........
What do Hiltler, Idi Armin, Pol Pot, George Bush, saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, all have in common........hmmm yep youve got it....they're all men!
I agree completely, if women ruled the world, war and disharmony would end overnight
PS you missed Tony Blair- bloody idiot
Runs away to take cover and laugh at repsonses.......... :twisted:

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19 Mar 2005

Quote by da69ve
I was just wondering why some people need to post in someone's thread in "Let's meet up".....with "you have a PM" or" PM sent"....i mean you don't really need to that as you get an e-mail telling you that you have a private message threads can go two pages with just this happening and i just think it's pointless.

You have pm wink

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19 Mar 2005

Discraceful
Well i didnt get one right. I saw a women who looked 30ish, apparently she was 13 - pah! Wishful thinking - i could see her boobs under her arm pits *ducks for cover and prepares for verbal beating*
I didnt mean it like that girls, i mean she was overweight and obviously not a fan of Wonder bra.
Do you think its easier to tell a blokes age?

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19 Mar 2005

Quote by curious_catz
"Press 1 for Accounts, Press 2 for Customer Service, Press 3 for 20 minutes of Greensleeves, Press 4 to speak to the caretaker who's a bit lonely, etc etc!"
Chavs...... look it up on Google if you don't know what they are!

Chavs!!! Even the word itself irritates me.
People who wear the "bling" (actually it looks tacky) and walk round, having no job, scrounging cigarettes and looking for people who look them in the face and ask "what are you looking at? Wanna go for it?"
I shouldn't have to walk round in my home town looking at the ground in case some yob and his mates fancy starting with the small (im 5'7) and vunerable (and passifistic)
Start on my mate Tiny (6'7) and his mates will ya? Thought not - get a job and some manners you uneducated, giro collecting white trash!!! evil

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Rant over - i'm calm *goes for his anxiety pills*

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16 Mar 2005

Quote by Sexy Swingers
Nothing wrong with that my dear- shame there aren't more of you about.... or more who would like to admit to it.

One right here, well two actually, ok not just orally,
have i made an ass of myself? :spit:

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16 Mar 2005

Quote by blondeslave

Cal the blokey out again..... tell him u have got the part and just need him to fit it
Dont try to do it yourself............. Its not a girlies job babe..............
How many feminists are gonna jump on me for that ???? But I dont care it isnt a girlies job........ lol

dont get in a spin ....trust me !

Changing the subject completely............... I love your avatar............... (manofmuchfun)............. right up my street............. I wish......lol
Anyone else read that as "Man of munch fun"?

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16 Mar 2005

Quote by makeherswell
I really want to watch my wife being knocked -up by a stranger in a lay-by or picnic site. I can watch her belly swell knowing that it was a result of a casual meeting when I watched her being filled with another man's sperm.

Here's me thinking that my posts were bad taste :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Try some of the or Msn groups for wiers shit like that...........not that i'd know........

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16 Mar 2005

Well im still healing (circumcision, not the clap!!)
Seeing as my old chat is out of action and i quote "your tongue still works doesn't it?"
Im am offering my highly experienced "linguistic" services 69position

, for a small charge (cup of tea and a sarnie outta do it)
Bradford area, will travel (within reason), discretion assured
Any takers?

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16 Mar 2005

Awwwwww you're all making me blush redface

Thanks for the support guys, i really mean it, you don't know how it means to me
you're all :angel: in my eyes xxxxx

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16 Mar 2005

Quote by Vix
Brill idea!

Hey Vix, can me and Kylie be yours and Reese's morons, 'cept that we aint morons, but not warriors either
Pretty please???? :rose:

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15 Mar 2005

Benn here 5 mins and i cant count how much verbal diaerroeha you've spilled
Want to borrow some Andrex?

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15 Mar 2005

Apology accepted. I have a Prince Albert AND 2 flesh piercings a few years back.
Let me tell you one thing - It doesnt come anywhere near. I imagine it to be nearly as painful as childbirth.
If you wanna have something to compare to Jim, stick an umbrella down ya cock and open the fucking thing biggrin

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15 Mar 2005

Of course you will, as long as these misery guts *cough-smokerjim-cough* dont have any objections. flipa

Christ! anyone would think i have Aids. Thankyou Calista kiss

, Denisebabe :kiss: for being supportive.
Ok i'll admit this, i not particular fond of going to my GP, cos shes a women, and actually a urologist, but im a little embarrassed. I thought it better to consult you guys, and see what you thought.
Lets face it, i dont have to stand there with my pants down, trying to ignore the fact that you're dying to piss yourselves like i would with someone face to face
Ill be more conservative a bout what i post in future, maybe post a R18 on the thread subject

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15 Mar 2005

Heres me thinking you were all supportive of my pain and unfortunate afflictions
Everyone has a painful moment in their lives. Its only a temporary thing,
I have been to the hospital, doc gave me some antibiotics just in case.
He said it wasnt infected, just a bit of series fluid that has accumulated, and it can be hard to wash off when im so tender.
I wont bother you miserable sods again then :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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15 Mar 2005

Thanks for the info guys, im off to the Docs and ill do what you said PierecedJohn
bolt

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15 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
That looks like an infection to me. Is the surrounding area hot? That`s an indication of infection too. Seriously, get to the doctor, the risk of blood poisoning etc is not something to be fucked with.
Venusxxx

No its regular penis temperacture
Do you think it could be anti-histamine?

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15 Mar 2005

I know my diabetes complicates things, but i've bathed 2-3 times a day (im squeaky clean), ive been using my mums Aloe Vera gel, which is an anti-inflamitory aswell as having antiseptic properties to it.
To make things worse, i happen to have a very high sex drive, so im behind with about 20 shags. Everything i see or hear that is remotely sexual, makes the old chap spring in to life. "AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" i tear a stich, make it bleed
Im srewed :cry:

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15 Mar 2005

"Is there a doctor in the house?"
Does this look infected? I thought id share it with 100 complete strangers before i get it out in front of my GP, who ive known 15 years.
Ladies look away, Guys cross your legs
*drum roll please*

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15 Mar 2005

You do my back, i'll do yours............with my tongue
Is this purely on a voluntary basis, or is there a charge? :d
I'd gladly reciprocate for your trouble, and im not doing anything this week, still recovering from surgery, would you mind Pm-ing me with your fees etc?
Fabio wink

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15 Mar 2005

Did anyone ever see the film Bais moi? A french film, which is about two women going ona killing spree, men, and shooting strangers. There is alot of graphic content - up close intercourse and lots of blood.
Highly reccomended

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14 Mar 2005

Quote by RedHot
TeenSTUD? Yeah right! :dry:
<sigh> And this from the guy who wanted to go dogging with us :!:
Perhaps now you'll understand why my ad clearly states I want guys over 35. At least they can tell my arse from my clit :roll:
Tracy-Jayne
hint to teenstud - my clit's the one with a ring through it :twisted:

"AHEM" *cough*
Not all us under 25's are useless, all my partners have been at least 10 years older, with exception to my current partner. I havent any complaints, only invitations for a repeat perfomance.
Hmmmmm the clitoris, near Uranus no? Apparently it gets quite damp in those parts biggrin

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13 Mar 2005

The best chuckle ive had in ages, i cant believe you are being soooo leaniant with him.
Drop his preverbial drawers and give him a verbal spanking

:smackbottom:
Quit while your lagging behing kid

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13 Mar 2005

well actually its looking better. Still concerened over the white dead skin-my banjo string
I have no feeling in it at all, does that make me popular then? :d
Apologies to those needing councelling, please send invoices to the usual address
Hopefully ill be fighting fit for July's munch, and hopefully the pain but not the swelling will have subsided wink

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13 Mar 2005

Quote by Vix
They pm my husband with the photos and he "makes it so".
That's Reese, BTW.

Well i can do it now so nerr biggrin

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