Hows about "Tears in Heaven" By Mr Eric Clapton?
"Noy a dry eye in the house" Meatloaf, was played at my mates funeral, i cried like a little girl.
"November Rain is always a favourite, absolutlely love that song, makes my hair stand on end every time
So how have you all been? We haven't visited in a while. We're expecting a baby now so i havent had time to post on here, with working and everything, but hopefully we're gonna have some action before she gets too far on, or so she keeps telling me
Speak to you all soon Fabio and Kylie xxxx
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BradfordCpl
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Straight Female, 40
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Viking_Eyes_BFD - they reformatted and forgot their login details so had to re-register, old name was deactivated by Jags when they re-registered their new name. I just read their first post in this name, doesn't read as if it was an admin error.
Thats right Frecklebird, I just looked into both those account, I'm happy now
BradfordCpl why do you still have an ad up as a single male with your other email address when you are now posting as a couple
Missus wants to watch
Quote by freckledbird
Viking_Eyes_BFD - they reformatted and forgot their login details so had to re-register, old name was deactivated by Jags when they re-registered their new name. I just read their first post in this name, doesn't read as if it was an admin error.
Ah thats what happened!!
I feel as though that everyone is getting the wrong end of the stick here. My reference to "seedy individuals" was sleazy looking folk who drool over your missus (or yourself) in an inapprppriate fashion. Not that i'm insinuating that people who attend such clubs are anything of the sort, seeing as iv'e never been to one, i was trying to ascertain they kind of people who go to such places.
The understanding i have in relation to single men and clubs is that alot (not all) go because they are under the assumption that they are guaranteed to get laid, and i wouldn't like to put myself or my partner in a potentially uncomfortable situation
Further more we have been on here coming up to a year, just not under this handle. I believe something happened at the administration side and we were unintentionally deleted, hence we had to register again
Sorry for all this confusion, i should pick my words more carefully in future. As for all you single folk (and you couples), hope to shag you later xx
So back to my original question "Is anyone familiar with Isis Quest?"
The understanding i have in relation to single men and clubs is that alot (not all) go because they are under the assumption that they are guaranteed to get laid, and i wouldn't like to put myself or my partner in a potentially uncomfortable situation
Further more we have been on here coming up to a year, just not under this handle. I believe something happened at the administration side and we were unintentionally deleted, hence we had to register again
Sorry for all this confusion, i should pick my words more carefully in future. As for all you single folk (and you couples), hope to shag you later xx
So back to my original question "Is anyone familiar with Isis Quest?"
OMFW - GOD FORBID ! ! ! !!! ! !
I meant that i would be a little put off by a room full of single men, not that there is anything wrong with them, having been one myself from time to time. I was merely suggesting that it would be nice to meet some single women or cpls to even the numbers a bit
no offence implied xx
As the title implies, me and the missus were thinkinking of dipping our toes in the club scene. I have some precoceptions about them being full of seedy looking individuals or even worse.......single men.
Am i right? Is anyone a regular there? We would go further a filed, but we dont drive, so unless its something really special, we'd like to stay reasonably close to Bradford.
Can't believe we've been on here a year and havn't got around to it yet.
Would anyone like to introduce us?
xxx
Am i right? Is anyone a regular there? We would go further a filed, but we dont drive, so unless its something really special, we'd like to stay reasonably close to Bradford.
Can't believe we've been on here a year and havn't got around to it yet.
Would anyone like to introduce us?
xxx
Me thinks its something to do with controlled insulin administration. A hypo, where your sugar levels drop can be a euphoric feeling. Still don't think those wierdos know what they're getting themselves into
Alot of body builders use insulin to "bulk up" quicker, dont ask me how it works, i know that there have been a few people at my gym asking me if im selling any
Its a sick world we live in.........
They can shoot John Lennon and..........
Let Des O'Connor live :D
Alot of body builders use insulin to "bulk up" quicker, dont ask me how it works, i know that there have been a few people at my gym asking me if im selling any
Its a sick world we live in.........
They can shoot John Lennon and..........
Let Des O'Connor live
:D Hey everyone, how have things been with yall?
Me and the missus have decided to go our seperate ways, but what the heck c'est la vie! I moved out out and im in the process of getting my internet sorted in my new place then ill change my avatar etc.
Goodbye for now, love you all
Fabio xxxxxxx
Me and the missus have decided to go our seperate ways, but what the heck c'est la vie! I moved out out and im in the process of getting my internet sorted in my new place then ill change my avatar etc.
Goodbye for now, love you all
Fabio xxxxxxx
Have a look at some of these, can you imagine phoning in sick and telling them you suffer from one of the follwing, hence you can;t work today:
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights. HMMMM No weed for you then
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge. Imagine having that and not knowing how to spell it, cos you're scared lol
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. LMFAO!!!!!!
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope. Im sure they are feeling better now LOL
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
I don't know, some people will think of anything to get out of working a bank holiday
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights. HMMMM No weed for you then
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge. Imagine having that and not knowing how to spell it, cos you're scared lol
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. LMFAO!!!!!!
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope. Im sure they are feeling better now LOL
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
I don't know, some people will think of anything to get out of working a bank holiday
Quote by o69_mark
Hi,
I am 35 years old slim medium build male who has a passion for eating pussy.
I have a fantasy of being forced to eat a room full of pussies, only pausing to have a quick drink of water (maybe a quick bite to eat), or changing female.
Are there any people out there organising an all-female event that would like to have oral entertainment? Any age considered. Mother - daughter is fine. Hen night etc.
Let me know.
Mark
I really think that is a "no no" i cant believe you had the balls or sheer stupidity to say that. If i were you, id edit your post quick sharp before you bite off more than you can chew
I know they say you are what you eat, but you really do sound like a xxxx
Mods edit - watch your language.
Quote by bluexxx
Is it because people treat it as just a WASTE product when its more than just that
I think the fact that piss contains several VERY potent toxins may have a lot to do with it. But then again, maybe most people just don't associate pissing with anything sexual. Spunk is always associated with sex (whether or not people prefer to swallow), whereas piss (to most) isn't.
I'm sure there must have been theses written on this
Hate to correct a mod but urine is in fact completely harmless and contains no toxcins.
In the war, soldiers would pee on wounds to sterilise them before stitching them up
Urea, uric acid and salt are all have anti septic properties. Toxcins are absorbed into the large intestine are passed into the feaces
Sorry to piss on your parade. Nowt wrong with a bit of pee play, its a bitch if its gets in your eyes/up your nose though
Ps this comes from the only person who knew where female ejaculate comes from, see previous thread
Quote by mal609
Try Kylie!! (not my name, you muppets!!)
Kylie - Means: Narrow Land
Decade Popularity Rank
1900's >1000
1910's >1000
1920's >1000
1930's >1000
1940's >1000
1950's >1000
1960's >1000
1970's - 994
1980's - 421
1990's - 148
Can't imagine why that name suddenly became so popular?
Mal
My missus is a Kylie, she certainley aint narrow, in the hips or the mind
Quote by Ice Pie
I once heard that men were in their sexual prime at 18. Women in their 30's. Whilst I realise that everyone here, no matter how young, or old, are extremally liberated sexual beings, I have to agree that I have never felt more sexual, and confident than I do now. I'm 33. I'm interested in when others here felt they hit their peak?
Yes, I'm posting, he is still in the sodding bathroom being a tart, and most probably sticking things up his bum whilst he's at it :huh:
How long does the peak last? Oh god, I do hope it's forever :twisted:
Venusxxx
Depends what you mean by "peak".
At 20 a man makes love all night cos he can't stop himself.
At 40 he makes love all night cos that's how long it takes. ;)
Sooooooo true. Age doesnt have antyhing to do with experience and stamina.
Quote by fabio grooverider
i am in a mixed mood.... being catholic i have a soft spot for him.. but my pub has a death sweepsteak and guess who just won 300 pounds......
sean xxxxxx
SNAP! i bet 7pm tonight, guess i lost?
Roman Catholic but not practising, so i wont smack your arse this time.
Wow you get away with murder Sarg don't ya, Surely you have a "iv'e juat insulted someone swear box"?
Its also known as the Skene's gland, a female prostate. Para urethral simply means, "near the urethra" So if we have to have things inserted into our backsides to stimulate our prostate, what should we be doing to stimulate the girls "prostate"
I can imagine slapped faces and howling screams.
There is actually a women, so iv'e been told who is capable of having intercourse in her urethra, im gonna have a look for a picture
I can imagine slapped faces and howling screams.
There is actually a women, so iv'e been told who is capable of having intercourse in her urethra, im gonna have a look for a picture
How about this handsome chap, i remember this ugly Mo Fo giving me nightmares as a child
Still put the willies up me, ok ill rephrase that. He instills fear into my heart and i am still traumatised *looks for sympathy and hug*
If anyone can tell me his name and what programme he's from, ill do a back flip onto a fence
Still put the willies up me, ok ill rephrase that. He instills fear into my heart and i am still traumatised *looks for sympathy and hug*
If anyone can tell me his name and what programme he's from, ill do a back flip onto a fence
Quote by piercedJon
BG, we know where you live... and if you were silly enough to use wonkdows to actually run your security system... we can get to you, reboot the ssytems, and get out and no one will know... now if you were using a mac then we couldnt because macs are limited in what they can do so non one would use them in a security system... if they were lynux then it would have taken 20 years to develop via commity and different inputs and there would be 300 versions of the OS, 4000 versions of the user interface, and 1000 versions of the security system, and all would be crackable using the "let me in" profile, lol.
On behalf of all Mac users, HEY!!!
