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14 Apr 2009

Quote by Witchy
One question- do you have any Comte Extra in your fridge? If not, sod off.

No Comte, I'm afraid, but there is a smelly piece of cheddar and plenty of whipped cream.

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14 Apr 2009

Quote by BIoke
Mais oui, je mange tout! Surtout de toi! Thanks for the smiley welcome!

Cool.. another handsome bi one :rascal:
Welcome to the forums :0) x
I'm not bi, but thanks for the welcome

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14 Apr 2009

Quote by Choochie
Mange tout!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mais oui, je mange tout! Surtout de toi! Thanks for the smiley welcome!

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14 Apr 2009

Hello everyone,
Is there anything going on in London in the near future: socials, parties, yoga retreats, naked Twister, dirty-word Scrabble, dog-walking without the dogs... anything?

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14 Apr 2009

Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Hello and welcome to the forum :welcome:
I'm sure you'll find we are very polite and keep ourselves to ourselves and we almost never have sex with anyone, even our spouses :twisted:

I'm glad to hear it. Sex is not a subject for any self-respecting English man or woman -- and if whips, chains and nipple tweezers must be used, it should always be done behind in the privacy of one's two-up, two-down. Long live the sleaze of suburbia!

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14 Apr 2009

I just wanted to take this opportunity to say hello and introduce myself to the community. When I was growing up in the UK I thought that everyone was so terribly reserved. Then I moved to France and discovered swinging -- and thought that the French were so terribly depraved! Now I've moved back to England (currently living in London) and I'm discovering that the English are ten times worse than the French. Happy days!

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