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Bulger
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 64
0 miles · Aberdeenshire
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Quote by corriefem
Now age concern offer you lots of things the best being they will find you tradespeople who are guarenteed to give you a good service .................................... now you can be any age and ring them up for a good service .................................... doesnt that sound naughty eh but in fact its true:D :D they will put you in contact and then check that they have done a good job ................ how do I know this my mum told me she always gets good service lol
I do believe they can help out in many ways e.g the boiling of sprouts for Christmas dinner... guaranteed sucess every time..so if your sprouts need servicing then give them a call
marvellous peeps
paaaaaaarp
Bulger
Quote by Mal
This was added onto a topic that was dealt with over a year ago, so rather than keep the old topic going and have the lady in question bombarded with requests for something already sorted, I've split the new posts from the old thread.
However, on the original thread, Blue asked the question:
"who would admit to the smallest cock on Swinging Heaven?"
So although we normally kick into touch any post which starts "Does size matter...." or "what's average..." - in this case we will make a 'tiny' exception
Ok guys, the floor is yours !!!!
sorry, have tried really hard and even attached weights and things.....
but
I can't get it to reach the floor...
does that mean i'll be banned?????
Bulger
Quote by well_busty_babe
Save your fart in a wine bottle and plug the bottle with a candle.
Light the the candle to amuse your dinner guest when the candle burns to the end.
how do you ensure your fart goes into the wine bottle and does not spilll our round the edges instead??????????
hmmmmmmmmmm planning is important mr pie!
Hi -
not trying to hi-jack Mr Pies thunder but I thought of using a funnel..
obvipusly I shall defer to his greater expertise in this matter and follow his lead..
Bulger
Quote by Ice Pie
Save your fart in a wine bottle and plug the bottle with a candle.
Light the the candle to amuse your dinner guest when the candle burns to the end.
Hey that is one cool party game..
almost as good as farting in a bath in the dark as you hold your lighter or a match just above the water and see the bubbles burst into flame...
any other pyromaniacs out there with a penchant for fart induced flames???
B xx
nothing sad about Jools Holland - fantastic blues type pianist - has done some fantastic stuff ... excellent session with Mr ERIC CLAPTON (please bow at the feet of the master) last year.
Nah - if you enjoy it then great
Kate Bush has such a superb voice, along with Annie Lennox is one of my fave female singers
Robbie - would love to see his stage show live .. reckon he is a good 'un for that ..
OK you have passed with your selection
Carry on
Bulger
Nah - if you enjoy it then great
Kate Bush has such a superb voice, along with Annie Lennox is one of my fave female singers
Robbie - would love to see his stage show live .. reckon he is a good 'un for that ..
OK you have passed with your selection
Carry on
Bulger
tis obvious that the subject of sprout boiling is not taken seriously enough in your household......
this is probably why the country is in the state it is just now ...
not enough boiled sprouts and a distinct lack of lumpy custard !!
Glad you managedto get a laugh ..
Keep smiling
Bulger (aka the sprout tickler !!)
this is probably why the country is in the state it is just now ...
not enough boiled sprouts and a distinct lack of lumpy custard !!
Glad you managedto get a laugh ..
Keep smiling
Bulger (aka the sprout tickler !!)
well known fact that if sprouts are to be done properly they should be boiled for ages and ages.
Always put mine on at the start of December to ensure they are well done..
Also ensures that it isn't always necessary to hold ones cheeks apart wnn releasing the entrapped air as a result of OD'ing on sprouts
I xx
Always put mine on at the start of December to ensure they are well done..
Also ensures that it isn't always necessary to hold ones cheeks apart wnn releasing the entrapped air as a result of OD'ing on sprouts
I xx
Quote by berksbex
I graduated in July, so an ex-student.....I am also old enough to be your Mum :shock: , but I never let a simple statistic get in the way of a good time :twisted: , as a Batchelor of Arts statistics mean very little)
Hello and Welcome to the site guys :rose:
As the lovely Steph and naughty Wigan couple have already said, join in with the threads in the cafe, make yourself known and be friendly and I'm sure you will make some new friendsand there are younger couples and girls about even though the scene seems to be made up of people older than yourselves.
as an almost BSc I could look after the technical bits if you could help with the aesthetics, I'm sure that between us all we could have a humongous night, then put in a team for University Challenge,,, can u imagine Paxmans face when he sees the motley crew (with apologies to all H/M fans) arrayed before him
And tonight representing the University of Swinging Haven we have....
Hi I'm Bulger from Scotland reading porn, e-mails and a Phd in cyber and phone sex
Hi I'm Berksbex reading pain and domination
Hi I'm Sam de - man reading anything slightly or very rude that I can get my hands on
etc etc
perhaps it would be better after the watershed..
just a thought
Quote by sam-da-man
I'm with you s-d-m, will get the forthcoming festivities over with and then look at it in the new year... could be a good way for all us peeps of wildly differing ages to get together to have a wildly different night..
WATCH THIS SPACE !!!!
I xx
Actually only joining this group as part of my quantitative research project.....
believe that and you'll believe anything..
Sorry will pass on the lager ... any good flat warm beer and bacardi & coke will do instead !!!
Have also manage to get 9 peeps in my 4 seater car.
Run up massive debts..
etc etc
ah that was the life, so swinging in any way shape or form will be greatly appreciated. There are many mature students of all varieties (M, F and bi) so I'm sure if we keep trying we could get a 'Student' meet going (if that is permissible under the terms and conditions of the constitution as drawn up and agreed by all the members of this great community - Mods - is that OK ????)
I xx
I xx
believe that and you'll believe anything..
Sorry will pass on the lager ... any good flat warm beer and bacardi & coke will do instead !!!
Have also manage to get 9 peeps in my 4 seater car.
Run up massive debts..
etc etc
ah that was the life, so swinging in any way shape or form will be greatly appreciated. There are many mature students of all varieties (M, F and bi) so I'm sure if we keep trying we could get a 'Student' meet going (if that is permissible under the terms and conditions of the constitution as drawn up and agreed by all the members of this great community - Mods - is that OK ????)
I xx
I xx
Hey
Boring Old Fart here (40's +)
but doing Open University
Does that give me an inroad into the student swinging scene?
Can also bring many many years of alcohol intake experience, have eaten cold chinese curry for breakfast (before the days of microwaves....)
Could regale you with age old tales of the times when music came from flat pieces of black plastic which caused a needle to vibrate (no not a syringe so keep cool)
Yeah reckon we oldie students could help the youngie students a lot ..
LOL
I xx
Boring Old Fart here (40's +)
but doing Open University
Does that give me an inroad into the student swinging scene?
Can also bring many many years of alcohol intake experience, have eaten cold chinese curry for breakfast (before the days of microwaves....)
Could regale you with age old tales of the times when music came from flat pieces of black plastic which caused a needle to vibrate (no not a syringe so keep cool)
Yeah reckon we oldie students could help the youngie students a lot ..
LOL
I xx
I got a never ending muff for you ..... New Seekers (showing my age here)
Muff is the drug .... Roxy Music
Muffing Doll...Cliff Richard
I want to be muffed ... The Rolling Stones
I don't want your muff... Duran Duran
It must be muff... Madness
Muff at first sight... Kylie Minogue
Haven't had as much fun as this for ages - must be one of the best threads ever...
Muff is the drug .... Roxy Music
Muffing Doll...Cliff Richard
I want to be muffed ... The Rolling Stones
I don't want your muff... Duran Duran
It must be muff... Madness
Muff at first sight... Kylie Minogue
Haven't had as much fun as this for ages - must be one of the best threads ever...
just remembered my female crushes when I was a spotty teenager and are now quite embarrasing to recall....
Valerie Singelton and Judith Chalmers.
Unfortunatelly at that time I wasn't sufficiently mature sexually to think of having a 3some with them and to look at them now I wouldn't have one anyway (even tho' they are probably really nice ladies)
I xx
Valerie Singelton and Judith Chalmers.
Unfortunatelly at that time I wasn't sufficiently mature sexually to think of having a 3some with them and to look at them now I wouldn't have one anyway (even tho' they are probably really nice ladies)
I xx
I go with Fegman, Michaela Strachan...................................
now I find it impossible to stand up !!!
She is still scrummy and for some reason i find myself watching the kids channel when she is on..
Joanna Kumley... Purdy haircuts... amazing outfits and so refined ... pulled my chain
nowadays for some reason I am fascinated by hilary Anderson (the American reporter on BBC news who has covered the gulf wars and has just done the update on the Niger crisis...
Also some of the weather girls...
Ianxx
now I find it impossible to stand up !!!
She is still scrummy and for some reason i find myself watching the kids channel when she is on..
Joanna Kumley... Purdy haircuts... amazing outfits and so refined ... pulled my chain
nowadays for some reason I am fascinated by hilary Anderson (the American reporter on BBC news who has covered the gulf wars and has just done the update on the Niger crisis...
Also some of the weather girls...
Ianxx
