Perhaps you could talk halfords in to stocking inflatable 'fun bags' to mount on the steering wheel? Maybe a bit of a giveaway though.
hopefully another time perhaps
PM me 4 details. Nice 40s couple with classy, slim attractive wife who wants to be taken in the woods and fucked by some big cocks. Any couples also welcome to watch/maybe join in.
PM me if your interested. The wall is very thick so it's more suitable for the longer member! Hurry while stocks last...the council will probably brick it up soon.
any w/e bi-guys or couples want to get in their last orders then PM me before 8pm.
CJ
Looking for a few select and preferably well-hung bi-guys and maybe another horny (pref Bi-Fem) couple to watch/maybe join in a MFM dirty dogging show...nice quiet location around 9pm ish, PM me for details.
CJ
if a guy may be interested in some discreet watching
PM me if you fancy watching a nice couple in action this friday nite...newbie couples welcome esp with bi or bi-curious fems...nice quiet and secluded location west of London. Prior phone chat essential.
CJ
Hi peeps,
I have been dogging a local couple for a year on and off but the last 2 weeks they have been at the same location so there is every chance they'll be at it again on Saturday.
I'm going to a wedding but as it wil be soon be christmas I'm feeling charitable so I'm willing to tip off a maximum of 1 guy and 1 couple on the understanding that:
a) you don't tell all your mates and ruin what has become a sweet gig
b) you let me know how you got on
The couple in question are late 20's early 30's, attractive blonde girl (possibly bi) the guy is I think straight.
PM me if you want details which will be issued by PM only.
CJ
Professional slim and fit 43yr old bi-guy available for discreet in-car watching maybe more at your discretion tonight after work.
PM me for time/location/directions etc.
CJ
continuing my irritating habit of responding to threads with lines from songs...but which are nevertheless apt. I suppose the idea is that there's safety in numbers. First one to name the band gets a Brucie bonus!
well I showed up at one of up-4-it's meets a couple of weeks back and the only person there was a single bloke in tights and a mini-skirt. My guess? Up-4-it is not a couple as advertised but a TV.
Adie,
I suspect the lack of interest is due to attempting to organise something at the last minute which very rarely works (unless you gey very lucky). This effectively knocks out a lot of people (like me) who were busy today but who may have been what your looking for. More notice will generate more interest.
gets down off soapbox
CJ
Tom and Debs,
I'm thinking I might check out Sharpenhoe tonite to see how far Debs is planning to go!
CJ
the artful dogger
Mark,
I think your proposals are sound and would cut down on some of the fakes and spammers. On the subject of guys placing ads in the wrong sections I did raise this a while back and would suggest a simple fix-insert the words "looking to meet" in the titles of all the categories which would then read:
couples looking to meet couples
couples looking to meet men
etc
that would make the categories clear and unambigous and cut out all the bad data which clearly pisses off others as well as me.
CJ
Experienced dogger is out and about tonight looking for fun so if anyone fancies it-nervous and curious first-timers or more experienced welcome. Thinking of checking out the Chiswick site. 42 yr old slim and fit W/E single male-professional educated with gsoh.
Send me a PM if your interested and we can chat.
CJ
Hi Foxy lady,
the artful dogger may be persuaded out of his kennel this weekend.
Slim and fit W/E single guy always up for quality dogging action. Read about my last exploit in erotic stories 'B's first time'-4th of July.
Come on foxy-give me something else to write about-its been a month!
have fun,
CJ
ps couldn't access your webpage so a pic might help-yours for mine etc...
the artful dogger could be out and about tonite if you want to put on a show-20 minutes from watford/bushey, slim fit and athletic W/E 42yr old single professional/eucated guy, non-pushy but willing to participate if the mood is right. Mail me with time location, or if you want to see a pic at:
and I'll be there in a flash!
have fun
CJ
You two lovelies have a private message from the artful dogger!
Mark, your absolutely right, biased samples they may but I'm sure you'll agree the overall trend in my analysis is sound (all categories have exactly the same bias) and it confirms your hunch that it's the guys who are placing ads in wrong categories as the only other section with a significant number of incorrect entries is women seeking men which has the following men seeking women, an 8% rating on my bad data scale (8488,8482,6826,4887 are the offenders)
Like I said I don't want to tread on any toes but I happen to be designing a classification system and HCI interface for a client and I was at a loose end this morning. I guess if the CATS are made less ambiguous you will be able to let the bottom feeders really shine with less editing work for yourself and maybe even start to catch out anyone deliberately placing ads in the wrong section just to ensure they at least get read!
CJ
I know it's sad isn't it-I clearly have a problem not being able to switch off from work mode (I'm a data analyst/database guru during the week!)
The fact is though that 10% of the ads in couples seeking men are men seeking couples which qualifies as bad data. I've just analysed 50 ads and the offenders are:8481,8479,8452,7650,7500.
I suspect that the guys are reading the category as 'men who are couples-seeking' so you might fix it by renaming the category 'Couples who are seeking men'.
It get's sadder because now I'm off to do a bad data analysis on all the other categories.
In my defence I've missed out on three gangbangs in the past couple of months. Gangbang1 was the well-documented enchantress production which unfortunately was pulled at the last minute by all the guys pulling out at the last minute due to performance anxiety. Gangbang2 was spoilt by my boss ringing me at 8am to pull me into a project meeting literally 5 minutes before I was going to throw a sicky. Gangbang3 was cancelled due to wife getting 2 pages of her diary stuck together and suddenly realising that she had the painters in!
Please don't think I'm dissing the site-it's technically very good. This is feedback to hopefully help the site become even better.
PS i'm thinking of setting up a penis classification system for categorising willies-along the same lines as bra sizes but will also deal with other characteristics such as cut/uncut, length, girth, orientation (ie direction of swing) whether its a shower/grower etc-hence the poll.
CJ
Thanks for the link mark-I've just equalled your record of whittling the computer down to 4 but just when I thought I was going to go to the top of the class I laid down Keith Chegwin and came up against that utter-utter cunt Jeffery Archer-no contest :cry:
ps. this is a boss site!
CJ
I too have constructed a glory hole in my bedroom but have not had the occasion to break it in yet. It takes some explaining when your maiden aunt turns up unexpectedly-oh yes auntie mabel that's for feeding through the cables for the television-yeah right!
Looking forward to hearing about lot's of glory hole goings on up north. They are a horny invention adopted by the americans but probably kicked off by the greeks/romans.
Have you arranged them in a variety of heights and sizes to suit.
OOh, suits you sir, OOh!
Have fun
CJ
ps
It's so long since I've had sex I've hung a picture of Michael Barrymore on my bedroom wall to remind me what a cunt looks like.
Tammy,
If your looking for a busy site I would try scratchwood. You will be guaranteed an audience every night between 9:30 to 10:30pm. There tends to be more doggers than couples so can be a but intimidating for newbies-ie one flash of skirt and your car is surrounded. As far as I know warren lane car park is now closed off.
Hope this helps,
CJ
I'm a 42yr old fit male who lives about a 20 minute drive away from Watford. I have had some very successful dogging experiences but lately things have dried up a bit. Respectful of your limits and available evenings at short notice. Love to watch you getting it on some time so email me if your interested.