I'm not really a festival going type. Spending a weekend pissing in an overflowing chemical toilet is more for the bucket hat wearing middle class types. However in Portsmouth, victorious is right on my doorstep. I'm not sure exactly what time it wrapped up on Saturday night but I had something to drop off right on the seafront so I waited until midnight when the hoardes had headed back to their tents just north of Pompey...
Why can't it always be like this? On Monday y I got a "like" on my profile. So took a peek at the "likers." A more mature couple only a cpl hours away so I sent over a few sentences. Late Monday night I got a reply and through the course of Tuesday and yesterday we exchanged a few messages. Long story short they are after an overnight but thought the decade and a half age difference might put me off. In fact quite the opp...
Not so long before covid I fitted a bathroom for a lady in portsmouth. It wasn't actually at her house but at her late mother's house, done in order to make the house easier to sell. We hit it off straight away but only met once as she lived somewhere near Bristol. The early signs were good, whstsapp messages ending x right from the off and things getting quite flirty/suggestive. She'd complain about her husband not payin...
I'd been messaging Sam on and off for a few years about trying to turn his missus. As I do home improvements the plans we'd worked out involved me doing some odd jobs for Sam and his wife Petra, to get to know her in their home where her guard is down. The plans came to nowt as Sam got cold feet each time which is understandable. Until yesterday all had been quiet since just after lockdown started. Four years on and Sam m...
Over Xmas my daughter, now 26 told me about some of her former school friends. A bit like a "where are they now." It was nice hearing about what they're up to. However it was Pollys where is she now that really caught my attention. Polly was always a bit of a handful, and saw school as a bit of a laugh. However she went off to college rather than staying on at sixth form which is where i lost track of her Turned out she s...
Halloween has always pretty much passed me by. Never really bought into the whole pumpkin thing and I've always been a bit of a scrooge over it. American rubbish! I'm changing my mind though as this year I was working for a lovely Singaporean couple who have only been in the uk for a couple of years. They're really throwing themselves into all things supposedly British. Yesterday was Halloween and they both worked from ho...
Months ago I posted on here about a non shagging meet with someone i knew who had recognised me from SH. Married, quite happily, but bored I suspect its a familiar tale for many men and women. We've met a few times since then, always basically the same thing. I have to park a fair walk away and to avoid loitering on their front step I simply go through the side gate and in through their kitchen door. She's always ready, w...
The first time I worked for B and her husband Len was over a decade ago. Always got on really well with them, B is one of those ladies who you don't really notice. Her face half hidden by a big mane of hair and always dressed like she's off to the WI to make jam. Always very welcoming with tea and biscuits on tap. Pretty much what you'd expect from a lovely lady around 70. Three years ago Len fell ill and B refused carers...
This happened a month ago and ive delayed posting as i wrongky assumed more was on the cards. Whilst I mostly fit bathrooms, I'm quite happy doing the handyman stuff. I work for quite a few customers with multiple homes, some are rented out, some are used as air bnb's whilst others just have homes that sit there empty. Thanks to modern communications I rarely see some customers face to face: they just send what needs doin...
I'm currently working away from home in a tiny Oxfordshire village converting their garage into a little bedroom with en suite. I've worked here a few times and know them well enough that I stay over a few nights each week. The nearest town in abingdon and I'm usually there each morning by 7 for the builders merchants to open. Yesterday there was a bit of a delay as a delivery was coming in and it meant a 10 minute wait.....
It was bound to happen to me as I'm sure it's happened to many others on here....being "recognised" by someone we know. Like many others I like to keep the lifestyle mostly separate from the rest of my life. Last week I got a few cryptic messages from the female half of a couple I've worked for from time to time. Nothing major, just decorating, some carpentry, tiling and a new bathroom over a decade or so. It took a few m...
Only a cpl days ago I posted about a knee trembler in my van. Didn't think much more about it until this morning when I awoke to see a WhatsApp message on my phone from "nikki Southampton." No idea who that is but I can see we exchanged some messages pre covid "Hi Grant. Loving the van fuck story." "Thanks Nikki" "Wow so you remember me?" "LOL, sorry but no. Your number is in my phone and I see we messaged in feb 2020 but...
Last week I was working away near Bicester so looked for anyone reasonably local who was after a meet. Almost by accident I stumbled across Kev and Kate who were basically looking for "interesting" locations to have sex. Whilst I assumed they were after luxury yachts, swimming pools etc I chanced my arm with a pic of my van saying theres plenty of space in the back. This piqued their interest enough to get a response just...
Like many other fellas and couples on here I dip in and out, and from time to time pay attention to the personals/meets section. Saturdays are pretty much covered for me on the sex front as I have my feet under the table with a gorgeous, very petite cracker just outside Chichester. Mid 50s, bottle blond, size 6-8 with perky a cups and very suckable nipples. Very classy and as white as a pint of milk. We've got a great rou...
I do home improvements and do like to mix business with pleasure wherever possible. Recently changed a shower cubicle for a really nice couple with a big age gap. The husband in his mid 90s, a lovely fella but as youd expect with someone of that age he's not so mobile, getting around the bungalow with a zimmerframe type thing and with his own room and an electric bed to help him sit up. The wife, Dawn, is far younger in h...
