I work for myself, mostly fitting kitchens and bathrooms but turn my hand to most things when it comes to home improvements. Over a year ago I quoted a couple for a new family bathroom and en suite. They overspent on fancy items for the bathroom, blowing £1k on a swanky shower alone. This left them a bit short of ££ for the en suite so it got put on the back burner. At the turn of the year I heard from the lady, keen to p...

This meet was a long time in the making. Six years in fact. It started when a property landlord I work for asked me to sort out a few snags for a new tenant. Nothing unusual there of course but whe. I popped round the tenant was there unpacking boxes with her teenage children. It was simple stuff, shower curtain was broken, a kitchen drawer was missing and some light bulbs needed replacing. There was a bit of a spark with...

With covid passing all this is finally getting easier again. Last week a cpl dropped my profile and sent a like. I replied with a message. Theyre a three hour drive away but that's doable for me. It was the lady messaging who was trying to arrange a daytime meet for today while their kids are at school. Pretty simple plan. Meet at a Costa local to them. If all ok back to theirs for a session. We swapped numbers and a few...

I kinda like wisley although I've lost count of the hours I wasted there waiting for something to happen This week I had a day working in London. It's pretty rare that I venture that far from home since covid started but it was a job I'd put off for months It was 8pm by the time I left Battersea and pushing 9 by the time I got to wisley. Had a wander around and it was pretty quiet. A TV getting fucked by a line of fellas...

Like many on here I do Wade through the personals fairly often. Whilst it's mostly the same dozen or so couples and singles, mostly miles away, there are occasionally more local to me ads. I often message them even if they lead nowhere. Just before Christmas I messaged a couple looking for a fella and they responded basically asking if I can do short notice daytime meets. I duly replied, explaining I'm self employed and d...

I'd been messaging Sandra for almost a year on and off. We had arranged to meet a cpl times but had never quite gotten around to it. Originally the plan was to drive around while her, her partner, and her partner's friend fuck her in the back of my transit sized work van. That was postponed twice then fell through when she split with her fella. The next plan was to take her to wisley, tied on all fours in the back of my v...

I've taken the whole covid thing fairly seriously, wearing a mask to shop since before the lockdown. Whilst I usually work all over the place fitting bathrooms, kitchens, laying floors, decorating etc I decided to keep working but only work outdoors, and to not travel more than a handful of miles from home. So lots of house painting, fencing, patios, decking etc. As things returned to normal I agreed to work away as it wo...

I read a posting on here which started, "This happened a few years ago but will always remain the best memory" and it instantly took me back to 2002. It was very early Internet when Internet cafes were everywhere. I needed to use one to check my email and as the layout of the cafe meant that each user had their own cubicle, you could access porn and have a crafty wank without being seen. So email sent, emptied my sacks on...

I'm writing this with my cock still wet so it's hot off the press so to speak. I do home improvements, Bathrooms, flooring, kitchens, decorating etc. During the lockdown I'm avoiding travelling far from home but finding plenty of work, mostly painting house exteriors. I'm currently doing a two up two down in a fairly working class area. It's one of those roads where there's no front yard or garden so my ladder takes up a...

A cpl months ago I got a message from a couple on here. I had peeked at their profile but not messaged as they were pretty explicit about not looking for solo males. Anyway we messaged for a bit and it turns out they are experienced swingers and we compared notes about the places we'd been such as ab fabs, hellfire and vanilla alternative. It was the chap messaging and he explained that he'd been sucked off by a guy while...

Like a lot of people I'm weary about answering unknown numbers. Friday was no exception. The same number called twice but left no message. I often Google a number as it usually shows where its from but this number didn't show up. On the third attempt they left a message. "I'm just enquiring to see if you still do a visiting massage and are you free today" was the message. I was puzzled then remembered in my quest for slea...

This is fairly tame but a true account of a swinging heaven meet on Saturday afternoon I had replied to an ad from a couple in early December. They were fairly specific and were looking to meet a few guys just a cpl days later. We'd exchanged a few messages and basically their plan was to have a few guys come round, using the lounge as a holding pen whilst one by one they went to the bedroom to fuck the wife. The chap was...

Although I live in Portsmouth I work a bit all over the place. Saturday was no exception as I had a day's work just outside Peterborough. That's a bit of a pain as it disrupted my usual Saturday afternoon of kinky sex which has stretched back a few years. She has indulged in swinging, mostly at Bristol Gardens in Brighton however its just not her thing so it's strictly one to one nowadays and has been for at least 3 years...

I posted details of a SH encounter on here a week or two ago and was messaged by a guy the same day. Basically him and his wife have spoken about a mmf threesum for over a decade but have struggled with the first step. He is game but she keeps getting cold feet, and in fairness that's understandable. I remember years ago meeting a guy in worthing who assured me his missus was hot to trot and "gagging for cock." I'd gone r...

One of the many great things about swinging heaven is its anonymous. Fucking your sister in law, neighbour etc is great but can bite you on the arse when it goes tits up. Generally you're not going to encounter a shag from swinging heaven in the real world. However close to home does have a thrill. I work for myself doing home improvements and repairs. One of my customers owns a dozen rental properties and of late I've ha...