A big kiss on the hand for the beautiful sarah.
And a Manly hug for mal (still jealous of your ass dude)
Thank you both, its great to be back
Chief Moo
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Chief__moo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 44
Straight Female, 39
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Hello good people,
Hi again to those who remember me, And a big Hi to the
the lovely people i have yet to meet. Its been a very
long time since i last just want u to know u
have all been in my thoughts. I have missed this place. lots.
Anyways i'm not here to hijack this thread, just
looked like a good place to start. I used to have a
piercing studio,and i have done plenty of genital
piercings. i once had a 6m in but now im back to a 3m.
and yes i still have to pee sitting down. But, i have
plenty of horror stories about genital piercings.
Like one of my close friends who had an 16 or 18 mil in
cant really remember at the mo. But i do remember it
had split on him, while he was shagging a nurse. Which
was very lucky becos i remember the drunken call i got
off him early in the morning. Anyways to cut a long
story short, he had to go to A&E and had 20 stiches.
And he had no use of his todger for 6mths sexualy.
So, i guess what im trying to say is just be carefull.
When stretching your ring size please. Wow, now that
was a lovely first post back.
Hope everyone is great.
Chief Moo
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Hi again to those who remember me, And a big Hi to the
the lovely people i have yet to meet. Its been a very
long time since i last just want u to know u
have all been in my thoughts. I have missed this place. lots.
Anyways i'm not here to hijack this thread, just
looked like a good place to start. I used to have a
piercing studio,and i have done plenty of genital
piercings. i once had a 6m in but now im back to a 3m.
and yes i still have to pee sitting down. But, i have
plenty of horror stories about genital piercings.
Like one of my close friends who had an 16 or 18 mil in
cant really remember at the mo. But i do remember it
had split on him, while he was shagging a nurse. Which
was very lucky becos i remember the drunken call i got
off him early in the morning. Anyways to cut a long
story short, he had to go to A&E and had 20 stiches.
And he had no use of his todger for 6mths sexualy.
So, i guess what im trying to say is just be carefull.
When stretching your ring size please. Wow, now that
was a lovely first post back.
Hope everyone is great.
Chief Moo
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OnlyMe1981,
I think i understand why your feeling the way you do at the moment, As i've had similar thought's myself recently.
Since being here, we have only swung with probably only a handfull of people. To some people that might seem alot but to other's they have more than that in a week.
But, It's been just right for us, And that's what is most important. When we first joined here, we found out it was nothing like we thought it would be it's alot better, alot more social. Imho, That's why this site work's so well.
Now, I'm in a situation where i'm not going to be swinging for a while, And most people here know that, But i've found it has'nt made a difference, I am just like you still a great part of this amazing society, That make's this site.
I think i understand why your feeling the way you do at the moment, As i've had similar thought's myself recently.
Since being here, we have only swung with probably only a handfull of people. To some people that might seem alot but to other's they have more than that in a week.
But, It's been just right for us, And that's what is most important. When we first joined here, we found out it was nothing like we thought it would be it's alot better, alot more social. Imho, That's why this site work's so well.
Now, I'm in a situation where i'm not going to be swinging for a while, And most people here know that, But i've found it has'nt made a difference, I am just like you still a great part of this amazing society, That make's this site.
Ok right your attention please!!
I would just like to say what a surprise i got this morning,
It's my third one in total, but definatly the most special,
I can not explain how it's made me feel......
......You guy's are too much (dont ever change).
Thank you everybody from the Plymouth Munch,
I am lost word's, i just want you to know that everybody who wrote me a message and sent me that card that it ment ahell of a alot,
It's actually the first get well card that i can say that has made me feel so much better!
Thank you guy's
Love ya jimmy
:upset:
I would just like to say what a surprise i got this morning,
It's my third one in total, but definatly the most special,
I can not explain how it's made me feel......
......You guy's are too much (dont ever change).
Thank you everybody from the Plymouth Munch,
I am lost word's, i just want you to know that everybody who wrote me a message and sent me that card that it ment ahell of a alot,
It's actually the first get well card that i can say that has made me feel so much better!
Thank you guy's
Love ya jimmy
:upset:
Dino dude,
Well ok, we both know ive never been 100% mentally but i actually thought i was doing fine.............until i saw your new avatar, what you trying to do to me? as if my head isnt messed up enuff, your me bestest mate, But now you've gone all sexy on me :eeek: I've never thought of you in that way :shock: so what you doing friday nite sexy?
Calista,
Thank you very much hun, it's sooo flippin' great to be back
Sexy Debbie Web's
Your so kind to me babe, Thank's for everything from both of us. I need to return something to you :wink: Have you ever had a special Moo snog?? Just as special as a debbiewebs one, i think you will like!
My Gorgeous Royal Highness Horny Red
So while i'm all poorly and away, I find out that my soul has been sold to the devil and now you and Lm2h2h now have complete ownership :small-print: of my body? :scared: Do i not get a say?? I must of done something really bad in my previous life
Farmersboy,
Thank you, And she is looking after me well tho she's asked me how much ive paid you to say that. lol
Well ok, we both know ive never been 100% mentally but i actually thought i was doing fine.............until i saw your new avatar, what you trying to do to me? as if my head isnt messed up enuff, your me bestest mate, But now you've gone all sexy on me :eeek: I've never thought of you in that way :shock: so what you doing friday nite sexy?
Calista,
Thank you very much hun, it's sooo flippin' great to be back
Sexy Debbie Web's
Your so kind to me babe, Thank's for everything from both of us. I need to return something to you :wink: Have you ever had a special Moo snog?? Just as special as a debbiewebs one, i think you will like!
My Gorgeous Royal Highness Horny Red
So while i'm all poorly and away, I find out that my soul has been sold to the devil and now you and Lm2h2h now have complete ownership :small-print: of my body? :scared: Do i not get a say?? I must of done something really bad in my previous life
Farmersboy,
Thank you, And she is looking after me well tho she's asked me how much ive paid you to say that. lol
Thank you NaughtyNympho's for getting me to arise 
I was just wondering if you were going to give me the medal's in person (even tho i dont deserve them) and where would you like to hang them on me??
:D
Ascar,
thank's too for the kind word's mate, i hope we get too meet soon :thumbup:
Tune Essence,
Thank you for the respect, it mean's alot and the feeling's mutual my friend. :D
Sexy Stepth,
My Hunny, sorry to scare you hun , bar a slight breathing problem i'm doing great and well on the mend. Hope i didnt worry you too much babe, Lm2h2h is doing a great job nursing me back to health :wink: we both cant wait too se you soon hun
Biwelshminx,
Thank you, Lm2h2h has told me lot's of great thing's about you and considers you a good friend. Thank's for looking after my baby in the chatroom, she's told me lot's of time's that you' kept your eye on her when she first started and stuck up for her when she needed it.
assionkiss:
Olive oyl,
Thank you for the hug'z and also being there for Lm2h2h while i was away, It was great to know she had great friends to comfort her. :passionkiss:
I was just wondering if you were going to give me the medal's in person (even tho i dont deserve them) and where would you like to hang them on me??
:D Ascar,
thank's too for the kind word's mate, i hope we get too meet soon :thumbup:
Tune Essence,
Thank you for the respect, it mean's alot and the feeling's mutual my friend. :D
Sexy Stepth,
My Hunny, sorry to scare you hun , bar a slight breathing problem i'm doing great and well on the mend. Hope i didnt worry you too much babe, Lm2h2h is doing a great job nursing me back to health :wink: we both cant wait too se you soon hun
Biwelshminx,
Thank you, Lm2h2h has told me lot's of great thing's about you and considers you a good friend. Thank's for looking after my baby in the chatroom, she's told me lot's of time's that you' kept your eye on her when she first started and stuck up for her when she needed it.
assionkiss: Olive oyl,
Thank you for the hug'z and also being there for Lm2h2h while i was away, It was great to know she had great friends to comfort her. :passionkiss:
The dukes,
I know what your saying, Its such a shame the world is this way but that's a topic for another thread maybe?? Cheer's anyway's and I'm already looking to having these drink's soon with ya mate :thumbup:
Kazswallows yssssf,
You have got me blushing now , I dont feel that i'm brave,and definatly not a hero. In my eye's i was just doing what i thought was the right thing to do, i would of never forgiven myself if i just walked past. TBh, i could'nt of done, it was just an automatic reaction for me to help the woman, I would help anyone i could in need no matter what the situation is, Its human nature too is'nt it?
Mr Happy "& always diease free" Cat's
We actually felt bad about that HC and Lm2h2h was'nt sure if you saw the funny side to it, so i apologise for giving you a "Diease". Anyways apparently it ended up back on my hat!! which i don't mind hey, I mean what's a diease between friend's
I know what your saying, Its such a shame the world is this way but that's a topic for another thread maybe?? Cheer's anyway's and I'm already looking to having these drink's soon with ya mate :thumbup:
Kazswallows yssssf,
You have got me blushing now
, I dont feel that i'm brave,and definatly not a hero. In my eye's i was just doing what i thought was the right thing to do, i would of never forgiven myself if i just walked past. TBh, i could'nt of done, it was just an automatic reaction for me to help the woman, I would help anyone i could in need no matter what the situation is, Its human nature too is'nt it?Mr Happy "& always diease free" Cat's
We actually felt bad about that HC and Lm2h2h was'nt sure if you saw the funny side to it, so i apologise for giving you a "Diease". Anyways apparently it ended up back on my hat!! which i don't mind hey, I mean what's a diease between friend's
Postie mate,
cheer's for looking after my baby while i was away, Del told me you both had a few cool convo's in the chatroom,And she tottally agree's with me that your such a top geezar!! N yup still have a few phyiscal provlem's, nothing that wont heal.........And yes ......... .....I'm mentally ok.............. well as ok as i can get for me lol
Marmalaid yo sexy dude!!
You can read me like a book mate, You see,As much I love attention At the moment I'm not quite well enuff for a sympathy shagg! So i'm glad you picked up on the sympathy drink one (which at the mo is just as good!!) and will look forward to enjoy it in your company mate. :cheers:
Beautiful,sexy NaughtyNymphos1,
Thank's hun for welcoming me back, it's bloody great to be back already i's tell ya!!
And a big thank you to you too babe for again looking after my good women while i was away. I'm forever in your debt.
God Damn!!! I missed this place.......alot......no way too much.
I love you lot xx
cheer's for looking after my baby while i was away, Del told me you both had a few cool convo's in the chatroom,And she tottally agree's with me that your such a top geezar!! N yup still have a few phyiscal provlem's, nothing that wont heal.........And yes ......... .....I'm mentally ok.............. well as ok as i can get for me
lol Marmalaid yo sexy dude!!
You can read me like a book mate, You see,As much I love attention At the moment I'm not quite well enuff for a sympathy shagg! So i'm glad you picked up on the sympathy drink one (which at the mo is just as good!!) and will look forward to enjoy it in your company mate. :cheers:
Beautiful,sexy NaughtyNymphos1,
Thank's hun for welcoming me back, it's bloody great to be back already i's tell ya!!
And a big thank you to you too babe for again looking after my good women while i was away. I'm forever in your debt.
God Damn!!! I missed this place.......alot......no way too much.
I love you lot xx
Oh my god!!
Hi everyone,
I'm back, and can't belive what everyone has said!! you guy's have brought a tear to my eye. Thank you, thank you all for the kind words and support you have given me and Lil' miss 2hot this last week, it mean's so much to the both of us. Lm2h2h told me how great everyone's been and have been a real good true friend to her while i was away. For that i'm forever in your debt. Thank you!
And thank's for the pm's, but please bare with me if i take a while to reply my hand's and knuckle's are still very swollen (i think they we're stamped on) so it's very difficul;t to type.
Even tho, the damage i have been caused, not just physical and mentaly but also finacelly too as i'm self employed. I would'nt think twice and doing it again. There is no place for violence to women in any circumstances. It's a big issue to me, men hitting women, When i was young i often saw my dad hit my mom and it used to break my heart.
I can not understand how anyone could do such a thing?
But, I'm not going to get in that depressing story. I am just so god damn! pleased to be back
jimmy
Hi everyone,
I'm back, and can't belive what everyone has said!! you guy's have brought a tear to my eye. Thank you, thank you all for the kind words and support you have given me and Lil' miss 2hot this last week, it mean's so much to the both of us. Lm2h2h told me how great everyone's been and have been a real good true friend to her while i was away. For that i'm forever in your debt. Thank you!
And thank's for the pm's, but please bare with me if i take a while to reply my hand's and knuckle's are still very swollen (i think they we're stamped on) so it's very difficul;t to type.
Even tho, the damage i have been caused, not just physical and mentaly but also finacelly too as i'm self employed. I would'nt think twice and doing it again. There is no place for violence to women in any circumstances. It's a big issue to me, men hitting women, When i was young i often saw my dad hit my mom and it used to break my heart.
I can not understand how anyone could do such a thing?
But, I'm not going to get in that depressing story. I am just so god damn! pleased to be back
jimmy
I used to go to wigan pier on a friday, and maximes on a saturday, top nite's even tho i just about remember them.
Also used to go bowlers i loved that place, wish it was still going?
I think my love affair with raving ended about the time cream started getting big, i agree with Horny Red never liked that place. Even tho i met king dogger there stan collymore, it never had the same atmosphere as 'the pier'
It's been bugging me, but what was the name of the service's on the way to liverpool where everyone used to go?
Also used to go bowlers i loved that place, wish it was still going?
I think my love affair with raving ended about the time cream started getting big, i agree with Horny Red never liked that place. Even tho i met king dogger there stan collymore, it never had the same atmosphere as 'the pier'
It's been bugging me, but what was the name of the service's on the way to liverpool where everyone used to go?
Thank you Dammy, that ment alot i have the greatest respect for you, you kind sir! :thumbup:
And I know that this subject, has been done to death.
I guess i was just trying to re-create for other's that warm fuzzy feeling i get from here.
Eagerslut and sexystepth i'm in 100% agreement with everything you both said and could not say it any better.
For us, one of the many great reason's why we love this place so much is, being accepted for who we are. Me and Little miss2h2h are not ashamed to admit that we are oddball's, weirdo's, outcast's from society but that did'nt matter here.
It only mattered if we we're nice people or not, If only RL was like that.
And I know that this subject, has been done to death.
I guess i was just trying to re-create for other's that warm fuzzy feeling i get from here.
Eagerslut and sexystepth i'm in 100% agreement with everything you both said and could not say it any better.
For us, one of the many great reason's why we love this place so much is, being accepted for who we are. Me and Little miss2h2h are not ashamed to admit that we are oddball's, weirdo's, outcast's from society but that did'nt matter here.
It only mattered if we we're nice people or not, If only RL was like that.
It might just be me, But recently i've thought that there's been a little too much negative thread's round here, the same old stuff we've seen a billion time's like, single men don't get treated fair, no one swing's with us becos we are too young or i've had my ad up for 2 day's now and no single Bi-fem's have responded so this site dos'nt work and no one's ,etc
That kinda bullcrap, that i'm sure i'm not the only one sick of hearing. I flucking love this place, and kinda get offended when i see them kinda post's. It kinda make's me feel like someone is slagging off a real good , i know it's alway's gonna happen and theres nothing we can do to stop it.
Sorry I'm rambling a bit, i'll get back to why i've started this thread.
Why is it or what do you Love about this place?
I know i'm not the only one. so, come on people post what you love about this place?
Show them nervous,newbie lurker's what a great place S/H is.
i would love to hear everyone's great thought's on S/H,
I will post mine a bit later.
That kinda bullcrap, that i'm sure i'm not the only one sick of hearing. I flucking love this place, and kinda get offended when i see them kinda post's. It kinda make's me feel like someone is slagging off a real good , i know it's alway's gonna happen and theres nothing we can do to stop it.
Sorry I'm rambling a bit, i'll get back to why i've started this thread.
Why is it or what do you Love about this place?
I know i'm not the only one. so, come on people post what you love about this place?
Show them nervous,newbie lurker's what a great place S/H is.
i would love to hear everyone's great thought's on S/H,
I will post mine a bit later.
Congrat's postie mate!
People like yourself, do Swinging Heaven proud.
When we first put our name's down, for our first munch. I made a post saying how nervous we we're about going and if people was going to talk to us.
And you mate, come out your way to come chat to us and put us at ease, we had a great little natter and you even tried my hat on.
Thank's for that mate, and well done on your first anniversery, hope there's many.
:thumbup:
People like yourself, do Swinging Heaven proud.
When we first put our name's down, for our first munch. I made a post saying how nervous we we're about going and if people was going to talk to us.
And you mate, come out your way to come chat to us and put us at ease, we had a great little natter and you even tried my hat on.
Thank's for that mate, and well done on your first anniversery, hope there's many.
:thumbup:
Well, i find getting tatto'ed very addictive,
Once you have one done, straight away you will be thinking of what else you can have done. well i do anyways.
I'm half way to having a full sleave on my right arm, got a few more idea's on what i want to finish it off, but I'm in no rush and have been thinking about what to have done carefully.
I have a couple other tat's, My fave is of Ganesh (it has a very special meaning to me). that has been in several tattoo mag's and the piercer who did it won an award for doing it.
Tats are great, but just make sure u think long and carefully about what you get.
A tat is for life, not just a fashion accessorie!!
Once you have one done, straight away you will be thinking of what else you can have done. well i do anyways.
I'm half way to having a full sleave on my right arm, got a few more idea's on what i want to finish it off, but I'm in no rush and have been thinking about what to have done carefully.
I have a couple other tat's, My fave is of Ganesh (it has a very special meaning to me). that has been in several tattoo mag's and the piercer who did it won an award for doing it.
Tats are great, but just make sure u think long and carefully about what you get.
A tat is for life, not just a fashion accessorie!!
Hey there,
Was not sure who's asking?. But if anybody need's any advice on piercing's please feel free to pm me.
I've been piercing for god know's how many year's?? (bout 5or 6ish?)
Me and Little miss 2hot run an alternative clothing n accessories shop (she's the boss) that's also got a piercing studio (where i'm the boss) for the last 3 years.
So again please feel free to pm if u need any advice, i'm more than happy to help.
Was not sure who's asking?. But if anybody need's any advice on piercing's please feel free to pm me.
I've been piercing for god know's how many year's?? (bout 5or 6ish?)
Me and Little miss 2hot run an alternative clothing n accessories shop (she's the boss) that's also got a piercing studio (where i'm the boss) for the last 3 years.
So again please feel free to pm if u need any advice, i'm more than happy to help.
Ok i think i've got ya,
Bare with me if i dont, i can be as thick as a brick at time's,
So, only positive feedback can be left on the genuine ad's? but no feedback can be left on the dodgy ad's?
So your reason's for having ad's with feedback is, so you know which one's to bother with? for example, you now only look at the ad's that have been left feedback and just skip past the one's that have no feedback?
Would that be fair for the genuine newbie's that place an ad? Would there ad's even get looked at because they dont have any feedback? I doubt it, everyone would only look at the ad's that had feedback, cos be honest noone want's or has the time to be messed around with time wasters.
Also, what's to stop people using alter-ego's to give themself's positive feedback when really they are some sick,physco, bunny boiler ? Looking for there next victim?
It's sad, when thing's like that are a possibity. but unfortunately thats the world we live in today.
I'm still convinced that it would'nt work or it could'nt really offer any improvements to the site.
Bare with me if i dont, i can be as thick as a brick at time's,
So, only positive feedback can be left on the genuine ad's? but no feedback can be left on the dodgy ad's?
So your reason's for having ad's with feedback is, so you know which one's to bother with? for example, you now only look at the ad's that have been left feedback and just skip past the one's that have no feedback?
Would that be fair for the genuine newbie's that place an ad? Would there ad's even get looked at because they dont have any feedback? I doubt it, everyone would only look at the ad's that had feedback, cos be honest noone want's or has the time to be messed around with time wasters.
Also, what's to stop people using alter-ego's to give themself's positive feedback when really they are some sick,physco, bunny boiler ? Looking for there next victim?
It's sad, when thing's like that are a possibity. but unfortunately thats the world we live in today.
I'm still convinced that it would'nt work or it could'nt really offer any improvements to the site.
I really could'nt see how verification feedback would work?
There would bound to be some bitter person annoyed that some couple had to cancel at the last minute because of some serious problem or something that can't be helped. Would they then be classed as timewaster's?
Even tho, they are genuine and it could'nt be helped is it fair that they would have a black mark aginst their name? No it would not.
Here's a better idea that do's work. get to know people first. thats all the verification you will need.
:thumbup:
There would bound to be some bitter person annoyed that some couple had to cancel at the last minute because of some serious problem or something that can't be helped. Would they then be classed as timewaster's?
Even tho, they are genuine and it could'nt be helped is it fair that they would have a black mark aginst their name? No it would not.
Here's a better idea that do's work. get to know people first. thats all the verification you will need.
:thumbup:
Great, another age thread 
I'm not gonna copy and paste what my better half posted yesterday, I'll give u the link here to have a look at http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/60237.html
Read what little miss 2hot2handle wrote, It might give you an a idea of how "younger" swingers get treated here.
And all i wanna add is................
.....Age is just a number.
Enjoy.
I'm not gonna copy and paste what my better half posted yesterday, I'll give u the link here to have a look at http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/60237.html
Read what little miss 2hot2handle wrote, It might give you an a idea of how "younger" swingers get treated here.
And all i wanna add is................
.....Age is just a number.
Enjoy.
Hi sexy friend's 
It's nice to know that i've been missed ( Debbiewebs )
Been very busy of late, and also was getting involved in some petty crap that i wished to have no part of, so i thought it was best i take a little break. all that has been dealt with now, and i just realised, that i could never leave this place.! :thrilled:
I love it here, and i love you guys....lots
specially you two Hr & D thanks for everything!
So sorry you wont get rid of me that easily.
Chief Moo & Little Miss 2hot2handle
here to stay!
:twisted:
It's nice to know that i've been missed ( Debbiewebs
)Been very busy of late, and also was getting involved in some petty crap that i wished to have no part of, so i thought it was best i take a little break. all that has been dealt with now, and i just realised, that i could never leave this place.! :thrilled:
I love it here, and i love you guys....lots
specially you two Hr & D thanks for everything!
So sorry you wont get rid of me that easily.
Chief Moo & Little Miss 2hot2handle
here to stay!
:twisted:
Hi gang,
Would love to meet up with you guy's over the chase so count me and little miss 2hot2handle in.
Being local like you dean, we know of some great places/pubs in the area. we even have our own secret, special place where i proposed to little miss!
but im sorry, i'm keeping that one a secret
Anyways, nice one dean great thinking mate :thumbup:
And butters999999 welcome back hun, not sure you rememeber me (used to be 2big2handle) but, you were one of the first lovelys to help me and 2 hot out, so really great to see you again.
Would love to meet up with you guy's over the chase so count me and little miss 2hot2handle in.
Being local like you dean, we know of some great places/pubs in the area. we even have our own secret, special place where i proposed to little miss!
but im sorry, i'm keeping that one a secret
Anyways, nice one dean great thinking mate :thumbup:
And butters999999
welcome back hun, not sure you rememeber me (used to be 2big2handle) but, you were one of the first lovelys to help me and 2 hot out, so really great to see you again. I would, Chief Moo.
Whether you would want a dumpy, flabby burd, like me, when you have a stunning, lithe, Godess at your side anyway, is another matter.
Lm2hot2handle was really touched by the compliment vix :rose: ,you hun, really made her smile and feel good all day, thank's babe. that really ment something to us both. anyone that knows Lm, know's how stubborn she is and refuses to belive's any compliments given to her.
So again, thank's babe
And your right, i wudnt like a flabby,dumpy burd myself really................
.....But a damn fine,beautiful,sexy hot sex vixen like yourself vix........oh
....YES PLEASE!!!!
Damn vix, if i was with you for one nite, you would have complete controll over me as i would be tottaly in awe and mesmerised by your sexiness!!! :smitten:
