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29 Sep 2005

O kay, O kay,
So thats the way u wanna play it huh?, well u leave me no other choice Miss Red,
Your gonna see another side of me u have never seen before :hunk:
right, so dont blame if u dont like me anymore!!!! .............
So will u..........
please worship

worship

, please :worship:, please :worship: oh beautiful master of the Horny reds, let me have the Magic hat back ???
I'm on my hand's and knee's, begging you, your Royal Highness HR take pity on the sexually in-adequate peasant chief moo
I will do anything, anything?? :scared:
Pwetty please!
:upset:

29 Sep 2005

OMG
I have zero experience with pierced cocks
This will have to go on my urgent to do list
Help always appreciated

Ahem

wave

, well miss HornyRed i think i may just be the person that can help u there, ( please,please,please,please,please,)
Ignore what i sed about a small willy, u have just the thing to sort that out..............
..the MAGIC HAT!!!!........
It's a win win situation, u will get to experience something new and wild with an added bonus of having control of the wearer of the hat :rascal:
and i will get the satisfaction of feeling like a man again, (and maybe get my hat back).
wink

wink

27 Sep 2005

Even tho,
i love women and everything about them, and it was really hard to choose....
., i'm not gonna wimp out and give some lame answer........
......and it was really close between legs & bum.....
...so i have chosen........
.......after a whole 5 mins of thinking about what i prefer......
......it's gotta be legs,
just for the reason that there is alot more leg to stroke, n feel, and touch, and kiss,and lick, n nibble, than the other 2 choice's.
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27 Sep 2005

Chopstick's hey?
I wonder why i did'nt spot this thread before?
Anyhow, Wish somebody taught me that method for doing beading , i've been piercing for a long time now, and done all kind's of odd stuff. and have gotta say male genetial beading (implant's) is possibly the most trickiest,awkwardest piercing that i've ever had to do.
I've not done many, and refused to do alot i know, there is alot of people who really have no idea what it entail's or how dangerous it is.
I really cant recommend it, its so not worth it, not just becos how ugly i think it looks, but it really is pot look that it is gonna turn out alright.
Do'snt matter how good a piercer you find, they can not predict how much the implant's will move about before settling in, for example, if you have sex without giving yourself enough time to heal, they can all end up in one place of your penis and cause stretching or a huge freaky lump that only plastic surgery could put right. i have seen a few that have gone terribly wrong.
It's not pretty, it's 50/50 that your body wont reject them, even if your fine with other piercings. and you wont know till its too late It's not even worth thinking how much pain this will cause.
But get back on track now, if you do want a a genetial piercing, go for a prince albert got it done myself and could'nt imagine life without it wink

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But thats probably cos i've only got a little willy, and it helps me find it when need be!
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26 Sep 2005

Very true, and well said HR
we're one of the younger couple's round here, and was really worried how everyone would take to us. yes, some people dont swing with us cos we're too young and thats fully understandble, but it go's both way's. i dont really see why anybody should have a problem with that.
no-one on here would treat you any different just becos of your age, but whether you had the right open mind and maturity for swinging, which could apply to anybody no matter what there age is.

6 Sep 2005

Hi sue
Welcome to the nut house,
Would love to meet you at a munch/party or something, your mr T'n'H is a real lovely bloke!
chief moo

5 Sep 2005

As if i could forget a special debbie webs snog!! hubba hubba :inlove:
i was drunk, but u were sat to the left of me and i think it was near the end of the munch?
Anyway i was just keeping quiet about it, i didn't want to cause any of the lovely ladies' here to feel they missed out on anything special :silly:
And BF....erm sorry, Tall n hairy sorry about that mate, hope i did'nt wreck anything redface

redface

But thank you very much for the lift :thumbup:
innocent

innocent

bolt

5 Sep 2005

Oh yes another one!!
Any chance me and little miss 2hot2handle can put our names down please?
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5 Sep 2005

To be honest, i was that drunk i can not remember, dunno

dunno

So there for i can not be guilty of anything!! cool

cool

Honest!

flipa

5 Sep 2005

Thanks for the warning Freckledbird, but i'm very gratefully (and cautiously) gonna accept my prize, it maybe dangerous but the way things are looking it's probably going to be my only option of getting to more munche's, which is the most important thing!!! wink

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Hornyred, you are a very lucky lady! u see, that hat is not just a cow-boy hat,oh no! that hat is magic, it can turn the most useless,incompedent, sexual virgin into a wild sex stallion who will do everything to please and will rock your world just by wearing that hat!
so have fun hun :wink: i know its in good hands.
And thank you Angel, you have made 2 heads swell! biggrin

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thinking i can make you quiver.
was'nt going to wear the kilt, but i was told that some very sexy lady would really like to see me in it!!
how could i not??
:wink:

5 Sep 2005

I'm not gonna keep on mentioning people to thank, cos we will be here forever,
But do wanna say a special big thank you to Dino n Hornyred, who without we would never of made it to the munch and we definatly could'nt of had more fun with any other persons wink

wink

not sure who's the worse me or you Dino ? i mean who's idea was it too act like school kids writing labels giving everyone silly names hey?
rotflmao

rotflmao

5 Sep 2005

well thank you dave, thank you ever so much lol

lol

i'm sure i'm alot more mysterious than clint!!
wink

wink

anyway, do i win a prize??
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5 Sep 2005

Great nite, bloody fantastic can not fault a thing,
It was great to see u all again and great to meet loads more new ppl wave

wave

Perfect venue ( was'nt the booze cheap?), perfect people all of you!!
And all perfectly arranged, by one amazing lady who really is something special....
SexyStepth worship

worship

thank you hun for all your hard work for organising a great do for us all, no-one could do it better and we all know if stepths behind it, its gonna be a great nite.
cant wait till the next one!!!! :taz:

2 Sep 2005

for sum reason ive been thinking its thursday today?
well done stepth for all your hardwork, i see it hasnt gone straight forward, but
uve done ur magik and kept all us per'vs happy biggrin

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cant wait to seeu all everybody!!
ps sorry dino dude, ive pm'd u mate

27 Aug 2005

hi and welcome
To the nicest, friendlyest place in the world!!!
right now where's my money??!!
lol

lol

27 Aug 2005

Welcome

wave

your one of us now!!!
lol

lol

27 Aug 2005

hi everybody wave

wave

Hope everyones good?, not been online much RL getting in the way, but now getting excited too see you all again. drinkies

drinkies

Looking even more forward to this one :happy: now that we are no longer munch virgins
Promise not to be so shy and quiet this time wink

wink

And thank's sexystepth,clair,postie and everyone else for being so nice to the newbs!
You really helped alot !!
Woo Hoo roll on next week
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15 Aug 2005

How!
is there any chance me and little miss 2h2h2 cud come?
would be nice to see and meet u guys again?
chief moo
:moon:

14 Aug 2005

hi there,
i think u spoke to my better half? Lm2hot2handle?
she said u needed some advice, so if u do? feel free to give me a shout anytime.
hope i can help
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11 Aug 2005

hi oxo??
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven.
lovely place, lovely people!!!
chief
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9 Aug 2005

on mine:
got house keys front n back,
my mums house,
shop keys,
shed key,
a skull n crosbone keyring,
an old cock ring, honestly redface

redface

all on a big huge chain.
so i dont lose them........that much.

8 Aug 2005

i'm sure i feel guilty?, as i'm always guilty for something wink

wink

(such a naughty boy redface

redface

)
somebody spank me

smackbottom

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
but, hope my judges dont think so tomorrow.

5 Aug 2005

how about Generation Sex and the swinging doggers??
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wink

5 Aug 2005

happy birthday mal!!

5 Aug 2005

hi marmalaid,
i was'nt sure if this was part of the leicester munch or what?
but was wondering if me and little miss 2hot2handle can come?
by the way not a fan of bowling but maybe we can arrange something else?
cheers

4 Aug 2005

well i play the drum's,
and just brought myself a new double bass drum pedal!!!
oh yeah baby i ROCK!!!

3 Aug 2005

jas it would be my pleasure for you to hold 'it' for me :giggle:
and i wont need much chasing from you babe :smitten:
little miss 2hot2handle has definatly no objections either,
as long as i'm first.....
.....and we can have a 3way snog after too
;)

2 Aug 2005

well in my defence my crappy van did break down,
and someone forgot the name of the venue rolleyes

rolleyes

redface

innocent

ok debb's carry on spanking now
:twisted:

2 Aug 2005

i know there was way tooo many people we did'nt say hello to
or have chance to meet sad

sad

it was unfair, we wanted to say hi to as many people as we could.

2 Aug 2005

NIN rule :thumbup:
i know people are gonna laugh but going to see Korn in manchester this month,
now thats a jumpy,jumpy band as you put it
;)