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Any fems/cpls from far sw cornwall fancy some fun this week? PM me if there are any takers.
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Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue
needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends,
Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said,
"Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he
brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at
him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said,
"No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?", said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time
we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them
two assholes..."
needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends,
Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said,
"Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he
brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at
him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said,
"No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?", said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time
we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them
two assholes..."
Cheers for the replies peeps, it's nice to see people take the time to welcome someone to a forum. I've joined a few forums lately and this is the only one where my initial message was actually answered lol
Never mind eh....their loss lmao
Anyway, i'm off looking for fun and games
, anyone want to join me just PM me lol
Never mind eh....their loss lmao
Anyway, i'm off looking for fun and games
, anyone want to join me just PM me lol Hello all,
Just joined and I thought I would be polite and say hi to one and all. I'm 30, Male living in Cornwall but from Plymouth in Devon, moved here in May and it's been waaaaaay to quiet for my liking lol. I think i may be living in the Ar$e end of Bumblef&*k!!!!!!!!
If you are from Kernow and fancy a chat, drop me a line, if not then have fun and remember to be safe
Cheers for reading.
Just joined and I thought I would be polite and say hi to one and all. I'm 30, Male living in Cornwall but from Plymouth in Devon, moved here in May and it's been waaaaaay to quiet for my liking lol. I think i may be living in the Ar$e end of Bumblef&*k!!!!!!!!
If you are from Kernow and fancy a chat, drop me a line, if not then have fun and remember to be safe
Cheers for reading.
