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CplDaveAnn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
Straight Female, 52
UK
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Do you have a caravan or motorhome? enjoy naughty camping weekends? slim/fit? none smokers and none pushy? yes? checkout our profile and drop us a line as we are looking for like minded couple to share and explore our fantasies with at weekends. Ideally meet on a quiet discreet campsite within 2 hours of our home, near something nice to visit together on Saturday.
Quote by flidais-media
Does nobody know of a naturist club in Yorkshire?
Have any members of SH been to a naturist club, camp site in Yorkshire? seems from the responses they haven't.
Naturism and swinging are two very different occupations and most, but not all (of course) naturists very much disapprove of the 'swinging scene' and keep themselves very far away from it. That is probably why you aren't getting a lot of replies here.
Saying that, we love naturist beaches (no playing, of course, as they are family places) and the British Naturism website has lots of beaches listed, both official and unofficial.
Thanks for that, yes we know these clubs are family orientated and don't expect any "playing" we are seeking members accounts of their visit and if they were any good.
We have looked for official naturist beaches in Yorkshire but have been unable to find any. Anyone know of one or where we could find a full list of official beaches.
Quote by flidais-media
ive concated british naturism
they have swimm all over but they are familu based
Naturism is 'family based' they all work very hard at keeping such a profile to keep the 'sleaze merchants' away...if you are looking for 'fun' you are looking at the wrong group of people.
All we are looking for are members accounts of their experience of naturist clubs, camp sites in Yorkshire. Considering there are naturist members on SH, we thought some may have experience of them.
Quote by well_busty_babe
Ah right, what's put you off munches then, from this thread?
Just look how bitchy you lot get when someone states what they are looking for and that isn't you! Anyone that dares to express their wishes are ganged up upon. Who wants to go to a munche, just so you can sharpen your claws.
there are loads of people here looking for different things! so OF COURSE a lot of people are not going to be looking for me!
so what, makes not one bit of difference to what i think of the person.
i have made many friends on here who i would never want a sexual relationship with , but love dearly as friends.
you are wrong!
the problem people have with you is your self rightous attitude, the way you look down on people who may have different values than yourself.
the way you are suggesting you are better than any of us.
as if!
YOU are the ones who have distanced yourselves, not th other way around.
oh, and just for the record, we dont all sit drinking lambrini and smoking knocked off fags at munches!
You know what! the problem is some on this site cannot ignore us. They clearly feel our criteria excludes them, and therefore feel we are putting ourselves above them. Well we do distance ourselves and we wish to be ignored by anyone that does not fit our criteria!!! Is that clear enough! If we do not get any responses, so be it! we don't care. We do not take this swinging business at all seriously. We put the feelers out and see what bites. If we get no responses, so what! Carry on as before. We have spent enough time looking at this site, time to move on we think. Still read the stories and see if any genuine cpls matching our criteria contact us.
We will not be responding to any further comments on this thread. Good luck to you all and may your God be with you.
Dave Allen
Quote by well_busty_babe
as they have been here a year, they may find that the "newbie circle" exclude them anyway!
maybe you WOULD be better keeping to a porno in your bedroom as you are likely to be dissapointed here, NOT because you cant find people who meet your standards, but because of your attitude you wont meet anyone elses standards!
Given us an idea!!! Probably the best thing to do is set up a group for; Slim, professional, non smoking couples with no kids and in their thirties! Then we only get the responses we want! Not the green eyed Muppets on this site!
Quote by freckledbird
Ah right, what's put you off munches then, from this thread?
Just look how bitchy you lot get when someone states what they are looking for and that isn't you! Anyone that dares to express their wishes are ganged up upon. Who wants to go to a munche, just so you can sharpen your claws.
Quote by freckledbird
We couldn't give a flying shit what most of the population of swinging heaven think, as we are looking for a very particular minority. We will not be attending munches or clubs either!
Plus this thead was for "Newbies" not the hardcore who seem to be the only one's writing anything in the forum! So if you are Single or not new to the scene "F-- LOCK OFF"
The 'hardcore', to which you refer, were also newbies at one time. Maybe these are the people who actually know what they're talking about, rather than the crock of shit that some newbies dip into before they post.
I'm a bit confused by your posts - you've stated above that you won't be attending munches or clubs, so why (quoted below) did you ask whether people were pressured by single guys at clubs etc? It doesn't really matter if they were, if you don't intend to go to one, does it?
Quote by CplDaveAnn
We would like to hear from other newbies who have been to munches and parties or clubs and how they got on. Where they pressured or pestered by single men?
We have decided munches aren't our scene since posting this thread. As for clubs, we may one day go to "Fun 4 two" in Amsterdam. Looks like it could be good. Anyone been?
Quote by marriedmale
Do you get it?? We couldn't careless what doggers or singles think! Because we are not interested in them! We clearly state we do not want single men in our ad. But until we blocked them, they still contacted us! Wankers!
We couldn't give a flying shit what most of the population of swinging heaven think, as we are looking for a very particular minority. We will not be attending munches or clubs either!
Plus this thead was for "Newbies" not the hardcore who seem to be the only one's writing anything in the forum! So if you are Single or not new to the scene "F-- LOCK OFF"
Geez !
I am astonished at your total lack of respect for other people.
I think you need to tak e a look at your lives, sort yourselves out, and don't come back until you know how to talk to people without putting them down.
I don't know quite what your insecurities are, but you need to deal with them - until you do, you really will enjoy sad and lonely lives. It must be quiet up there at the top of the tower .......
FWIW, I would class myself in the 'well off' bracket you seem so desperate to want to be included within. How do I quantify this ? I own three cars (none of which cost less than £30k) a large country house, and I fly all over the world being a real 'swinging big dick' in business.
Now, I ask myself, does this make me a better person than anyone else standing next to me ?
NO !
In fact, some of my best friends work long hoours for crap pay, but they enjoy their lives because they don't place unwarranted expectations on others. And that's why they are friends - for their character, not their worth.
And, for the record, most of the people that I meet in these 'fantastic far off places' are complete asses. I have regularly donned a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, and headed for the down-town areas rather than eat in a 5 or 6 star hotel for exactly this reason.
Get real, get a life and grow up - you can't change everyone else, but you can change yourselves. I suggest you do.
Sorry everyone else - rant over.
SAD AND LONELY?? We certainly aren't that!
We have standards we expect and have no intension of being with people who moan and winch about the cost of things. We are not seeking millionaires! Simply people on the same level. We have lots of dinner parties and friends we share walks and holidays with, but they do not swing. We placed an ad here to see if we could find some more friends who do. Seems we should just continue as we are and keep the fantasy just that. No complications, share our bedroom with the fit couple having fun in the porno movie. Since all we wanted was same room fun, well we suppose that’s it.
Quote by fabio grooverider
So in summary so far.. in your stay here you have managed to hack off the doggers for making sweeping generalisations... and now the single guys and girls with remarks of contempt..and a few ex mods thrown in for good measure....
and you want to still come to a munch??? well i sort of admire you in a way.... do you have any more choice remarks that you care to add to the rest of us "not worthy"
so much for how to "win friends and influence people"...........
Do you get it?? We couldn't careless what doggers or singles think! Because we are not interested in them! We clearly state we do not want single men in our ad. But until we blocked them, they still contacted us! Wankers!
We couldn't give a flying shit what most of the population of swinging heaven think, as we are looking for a very particular minority. We will not be attending munches or clubs either!
Plus this thead was for "Newbies" not the hardcore who seem to be the only one's writing anything in the forum! So if you are Single or not new to the scene "F-- LOCK OFF"
Quote by mdr2000
F*** I have just finished polishing our skiis checking our passports and making sure our membership to the gym is not about to expire... Our wellies have been washed and we were just about to reply when we realised were just outside the bl**dy age range....
Oh well just as well there are other less than perfect beings with personality to play with this weekend...... and play we will lol. Must be a burden being so self rightous and perfect, not to mention lonely! Get real guys get real, surely a mention about a personality in there would help.
Our advice would be to meet people and see them for what they are not what YOU want them to be, we have met some less than perfect people in your eyes who are the nicest people you could meet and very horny with it.. we have also met some really fit (flat tummies too lol) people who turned out to be dry humourless self obsessed nobodies who think way way to much of themselves to have fun.... Wasn't you guys by any chance??
Mike x
Funny you should say that! We are going skiing next week! With a couple we are friends with, but they are not into swinging. Never mind we all have a good laugh and don't complain about the prices or choke each other with cigarette smoke. We also have the good sense not to over drink and then act like complete arseholes. Thats something we have found in 5 star hotels, people behave themselves and look after themselves better. Such a shame air fares are so cheap now a days, lets the riff raff get onto the slopes. Oh well, you never know we might meet in the gym or the bar, you can tell us a few “Cocktails†over a cocktail, LOL
Tally ho
Quote by PoloLady
Forgot to mention earlier - you state you are newbies and have yet to be swingers, yet you're offering advice to others?
And this?
To socialize and share weekend breaks, country walks, skiing holidays and holidays abroad.
I don't think you've quite grasped the concept of swinging yet!!
Mal
Almost forgot!
Our advice was to find a girlfriend, not necessarily a swinger! since there are far more non swingers, there is greater chance of finding one out side the swinging scene. Would you not agree? We do not give any advice about swinging itself.
One thing we have leart is that no matter what you say on this site, someone is ready to jump down your throat with an opersite oppinion!
That's what opinions are made for
BTW - well done on being fast learners :wink:
PoloL
Can you give aome chocolate to Mal please.
Quote by Mal
Forgot to mention earlier - you state you are newbies and have yet to be swingers, yet you're offering advice to others?
And this?
To socialize and share weekend breaks, country walks, skiing holidays and holidays abroad.
I don't think you've quite grasped the concept of swinging yet!!
Mal
Almost forgot!
Our advice was to find a girlfriend, not necessarily a swinger! since there are far more non swingers, there is greater chance of finding one out side the swinging scene. Would you not agree? We do not give any advice about swinging itself.
One thing we have leart is that no matter what you say on this site, someone is ready to jump down your throat with an opersite oppinion!
Quote by Mal
Forgot to mention earlier - you state you are newbies and have yet to be swingers, yet you're offering advice to others?
And this?
To socialize and share weekend breaks, country walks, skiing holidays and holidays abroad.
I don't think you've quite grasped the concept of swinging yet!!
Mal
Mal,
You forgot we are looking for same room soft swing with cpls who like to socialize and have fun but mostly be good friends too. Or is that too much to ask from SWINGERS?
