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Danem
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 124
Bisexual Female, 124
0 miles · Northumberland

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hi arron as a kind of newbie confused (not long been entering the forum and chat rooms) I would be happy to try and help you with any questions you might have in kinda like a blind leading the blind way lol
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Im scared of little furry things, like mice, rats, some spiders end even the kids hamster! redface
I was thinking of using the flags to make my first Munch outfit! lol
Sounds like you have been on the receiveing end of this mad lot smile
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Thank you that has been driving me bonkers for ages now
You lot are such a freindly bunch I was expecting so many replies taking the p*@! out of me for asking such a daft question lol
I have been reading another post about munches and socials and I have just one question, What does LMU mean? redface
I have looked in the terminology section and I have racked my brain and I cant think.
Its driving me mad :crazy:
Please help
Speak for yourself Dawn I prefer to refer to myself as totally crackers lol
Is it just me or are people having problems with the site tonight?
I have received 6 e-mails telling my that I have mail in my Sh mail box but when I look in the mail box there is nothing new there :confused2:
If any of you kind peeps could shed some light on this I would be very grateful
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I recently bought some warming lubricant by one of the leading brands and it gave me a great tingling sensation lol
I would recomend that and I bought it from the local supermarket whilst doing my food shop so no hunting about on the net to find a supplier
I agree Shaz it was the best laugh I have ever had I totally recomend it for a night of constant non stop sex and laughs (my cheeks are still sore from the laughter) lol
Just beware of unstable furniture! (thats all I am going to say on this matter but Im sure you know what I mean! redface )
:welcome: to the mad house
As long as you understand we are all a little bit nuts you will have fun no matter what :silly:
I know after our holiday last week I put on half a stone then in just one night I lost almost a stone!
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Sorry for the delay in offering my verdit on the delay spray, I have been walking like a cowboy for the last 24 hours. redface
I can honestly say it works lol
It did sting a bit but no where near as bad as I thought we did let it dry completely before inserting surprisedops: (ta for the tip cant imagine what it would of been like had we not let it dry)
Ooh I feel a bit silly telling you lot this :oops:
I think you should go for pale purple/lilac with a dark purple tie.
Just for a laugh you could wear purple socks too! oh and dont forget the shades cool
Post a pic of the final outfit please
WOO HOO hes back :thrilled:
Im off will give you my verdict tomorrow
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ooh the tension is building Shaz lol
God its taking him a while at the shop :twisted:
So enjoyed your story you have really made my night I have sent Dan off to the shops to see if we can get some lol
Thanks for the brill idea and the safety tips
Im off to find my specs so I can read the small print winkbiggrin
So enjoyed your story you have really made my night I have sent Dan off to the shops to see if we can get some lol
Thanks for the brill idea and the safety tips
Im off to find my specs so I can read the small print winkbiggrin
I always were a padded bra and chicken fillets even when I am cleaning the house only because my boobies are so small at the minute people cant tell if I have my back or front to them redface
But not for long cause in 7 weeks time I am getting a little surgical help to boost them from trainer bra size to a d cup :thrilled:
7 weeks and counting till I get my double dssillyhwoar:
Im so excited
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Well I dont care for football but I think the ref should be given a red card because he quite clearly wanted the Ausies to be knocked out of the cup.
Well I can honestly say that is the first and last time I will be posting about football lol
I cant see the point of 22 grown men running around a field for 90mins chasing a bag of air dunno
I cant cook redface
We have had kebabs from the take away
mmmm very nice they were too lol
Ooopppppsss I cant even get the car to turn around without hitting something! redface
Think I may need to admit that my hubby is a better driver than me :twisted:
We have just returned from Amsterdam and they have a huge selection of strap ons, the choice was unbelievable many of the shops have websites so it may be worth using a search engine to find shops in the Dam and you could order on line.
Alternatively you could book some flights over (we paid less that £35 return) and have a mucky weekend over there lol :lol:
The fun4two club also offers a wide variety of activities to enjoy too!!!!!! biggrin
I have just spent the last 4 hours trying to set up my new cam bought at a well known supermarket and its rubbish, I have installed and un-installed the thing so many times I am now pleased I cant get it to work or you will all see the steam coming out of my ears!!!!!!!!!!!! mad :x :x :x :x :x
My advise dont get one unless the shop agrees to install it for you
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I think a lot of ladies are scared to admit to squirting cause when I first squirted at my hubby he thought I'd pee'd myself and took the mick out of me. redface
Im pleased that people on SH appreciate the delights of women who gush
Top of my Dans list is papering the stair case cause I think it would be funny to see my shorty trying to reach the highest point!!!!!