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Danem
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 124
Bisexual Female, 124
0 miles · Northumberland

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We dont show our pics on here due to our jobs in the public eye and I also know someone who was sacked because of what they had in a profile on a website!
We dont show our pics on here due to our jobs in the public eye and I also know someone who was sacked because of what they had in a profile on a website!
on holiday in Ayia Napa instead of hot dog stands they have corn on the cob stands, only problem is the geet huge stick they give you to hold it with dunno . My other half took great pleasure in chasing me round bar square trying to stick it in my bum being cheered on by loads of other 18-30 drunks redface
Unfortunately my eyes and nose along with my very distiguisable haircut were clearly noticable! confused
But to be fair to my boss he has never mentioned it but I do get the odd funny look on a night out, Im sure he is trying to catch me eyeing up the ladies! lol
Ive never e-mailed the wrong person but Im sure most of you will remember that I once forwarded a reveling text photo of my head between another womans legs to my boss by mistake redface
That was months ago now and i still go red when I have to see him surprisedops:
I have just got in from work and rushed to read your responses, I would like to thank you all so much for all of your advise :rose:
Im gonna try texting first and slowly build up my nerve, its not that I dont want to as some of you suggested its more a case of embarassement redface incase I sound like an idiot :doh:
Once again thanks and I will let you all know how it goes
He wants me to talk about what other men have done to me redface and what I have done to other men surprisedops:
Mr Danem has been on at me for weeks now about talking dirty during sex, redface I kinda stuggle with this one confused need some ideas on how I build up the courage to do this for him without sounding like a prat surprisedops:
Any suggestions? dunno
Think I have sussed what tea bagging is but what the heck is sandbagging? :confused2:
My local garage wouldnt serve me with my fags the other day im 28!!!!!!!!!
Awww Fabs im in Manchester :cry:
Sorry babes I cant make it
xx
Im a bit confused confused why are we in here? shouldnt this type of moan be in the cafe not the LMU? :?
Sorry Wendy its a bit too soon after my op for us to come but hope you have great fun
Em
xx
A couple of weeks ago a friend from SH text me a photo of us from a previous meet ( Not the type of pic you would show your mum if you know what I mean redface )
I was at work when the txt arrived on the phone to my boss, I opened the message then absently minded instead of saving the message I forwarded it to my boss surprisedops:
Sooooooooo Mortified!!!!!!!!
Well Done Sheddy :clap for fixing your computer,
now that you have some free time you couldnt pop along to SH head quarters and fix the chat room could you lol
From past experiences the only thing I can say is.........
DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It could only cause trouble in the long run :sparring:
Well I have learnt a valuable lesson today
You lot can twist anything redface cant believe I didnt think you would rip the p!ss out of me for ironing the entire house!! surprisedops:
Thanks for that Dolly but if I started mixing cocktails with the ironing something propably me will get burnt! redface
Dont have space for a tumble dryer in our house, had to make avery difficult decission last year dunno Tumble dryer or Dishwasher.
If I had of chosen the tumble dryer I would now be typing from the top of the biggest washing up pile in the world lol
Have you tried a nice hot bubble bath and some heat cream?
Just a suggestion, anything to get you back into the swing of it biggrin
I have spent over 18hours in the past 2 days ironing for the entire house (there is only 4 of us!)
I have just discovered muscles in my arms I never knew existed! biggrin
Any one else hate ironing or any tips on how to get it done without it taking half of the week?
never laughed so much while reading a thread.
Well done
hope the step by step guide works for you.
Thanks for making my day :lol
Im an S & M Manager whip
Before you get too excited that stands for Sales and Marketing lol
I really like the thought of having my hands tied to the end of a log pole across my shoulders so I have to do everything all day with my arms stretched out to the sides!
Going to the loo might me difficult tho redface
See what you mean about bumping my embarasment back to the top Foxy, Im red thinking about it redface I soooo hope it disapears soon :boo: