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DarkEyedPhil
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Where's the proof of Darwinism? There's at least as much 'proof' of Devine design as there is of evolution. What's the phrase, I can't remember it, something like corelation does not equal causation.
Evolution: Man came from the apes because??? we look fairly similar, we share 98% of our DNA.
Creationism: We share 40% of our DNA with bananas, if we came from apes then why are pigs more genetically similar? Why are pigs used to grow organs and not primates?
You talk of evidence and agreement, evidence only means something has happened, it does not say what caused it. What you say was caused by natural selection or evolution, I could say was caused by God's great plan. Agreement? What does that mean? People agreed that the Earth was flat, didn't make it right, it was just right in their eyes until it was disproven. I believe that Darwinism is the same, it fits your evidence and so it must be true. In time it may be disproven, but I don't believe that Darwinism will ever be proved.
Dawins theory of natural selecion has been proved countless times. Take the example I gave before about MSSA (Methacillin Sensative Staph aureus) evolving to MRSA (Methecilli Resistance Staph auureus). There are many other examples of nattural selection , especially in the relms of microbiology, unfortunatey non that I can quote off hand (and I'm far too pissed to search for any).
The fact that bacteria become resistant to antibiotics does not prove that the entire theory of evolution by natural selection is 'fact'. It proves no more than that bacteria adapt to their surroundings.. From that and many other observations, we can extrapolate a well-supported theory that higher organisms are likely to do similar, probably over a much longer period of time. But with respect, that is not 'proof' (IMHO :) ), despite what Richard Dawkins might have us believe. (We'd better set aside the vast area of debate about the meaning, both scientific and philosophical, of 'proof')
Don't believe (and I use the word advisedly) everything Richard Dawkins says; he may be a great evolutionary biologist, but his philosophy is pants and his theology is worse.
Dull, grey, chilly Sunday afternoons!
Making tea.
Snooker and darts.
Inventing things and then letting someone else put them in to commercial use and earning money from them. Though if physics, maths and engineering education continues it's downhill gallop, we won't be good at that for much longer
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Making tea.
Snooker and darts.
Inventing things and then letting someone else put them in to commercial use and earning money from them. Though if physics, maths and engineering education continues it's downhill gallop, we won't be good at that for much longer
. Well, that's a certainly question I've never considered. I'd be more embarassed about the simple fact of being drawn into a street 'fight' with a woman than getting 'duffed up'. If there was any warning at all, I'd do my utmost to avoid it, even to the point of legging it - more so than with another man. Coward or gentleman, you decide!
But if, say, she whacked me from behind with no warning at all, the only embarassing thing would be hitting her back. It all depends (warning: cop out ahead!) on the circs, but if I had to defend myself I'd not be embarassed to do so, hopefully by way of restraining her, though that of course assumes she's not armed with a baseball bat! Or a six-inch stilleto.
But if, say, she whacked me from behind with no warning at all, the only embarassing thing would be hitting her back. It all depends (warning: cop out ahead!) on the circs, but if I had to defend myself I'd not be embarassed to do so, hopefully by way of restraining her, though that of course assumes she's not armed with a baseball bat! Or a six-inch stilleto.
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a reverse gangbang in one guy and a lot of girls.
which generally dosn't work so well!
Probably not for the girls, but I imagine the guy is fairly happy
Certainly I'd have no objection to verifying that first-hand.On a slight tangent, what's the collective noun for swingers? 'An orgy of swingers' sounds OK, but I feel we could do better.
The mind boggles at the thought of a bunch of arthritic, forgetful, wrinklies with a severe case of 'the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak' syndrome!
Just think of the equipment that would be needed to enable them to physically achieve what their imaginations contained! All kinds of sophisticated hoists and winches, and a water supply heavily laced with Viagra to start with, plus a daily delivery of batteries for toys and pacemakers. Not to mention a walk-in jacuzzi with handrails and a rubber mat in the bottom....
Can I reserve a place for about 2043?
Just think of the equipment that would be needed to enable them to physically achieve what their imaginations contained! All kinds of sophisticated hoists and winches, and a water supply heavily laced with Viagra to start with, plus a daily delivery of batteries for toys and pacemakers. Not to mention a walk-in jacuzzi with handrails and a rubber mat in the bottom....
Can I reserve a place for about 2043?
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We have blackjacks round out area... and im certain u can buy them in morrisons...
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No Spangles, Old English or otherwise, though
Oooh ...I feel a trip to Morrisons and a midnight feast coming over me....
I don't think I have any fears that are completely irrational. There are certain tunes from the late 1970's that send an icy finger of dread down my spine, but that's just a legacy of some painfully embarassing discos during my adolescence !
I do have an irrational revulsion for balloons. :shock: Ugh, horrible texture.
! I do have an irrational revulsion for balloons. :shock: Ugh, horrible texture.
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So how do you get Certified then?
Please do tell
Shaz x
I dunno how to get certified, or even what it is. Some things are maybe best left unexplained. Perhaps we should start the 'Uncertified and Proud of It' wing of SH? I've always wanted to be a 'founder member' of something :D.
As a relative 'noob' myself, I have no brief to defend or praise the forum and it's members. It/they aren't perfect; we all express ourselves less accurately than we might like from time to time, and we are all well capable of mis-interpreting something innocently meant. For instance, one person's honest opinion, expressed a little clumsily, can inadvertently offend a sensitive soul, specially when the two people do not know each other.
Occasionally I see comments that are the written equivalent of the writer looking down their nose no matter how charitably you read them. That is hardly unique on web forums! Overall, the forum seems basically welcoming but also a little guarded. I sense that some feel they have something good, and understandably would prefer not to have it trampled flat by a bunch of clumsy people they don't know anything about and who may not understand the culture. Who can blame them for that?
I don't think class has much to do with it. Almost no-one is genuinely working-class these days, not like a lot of our grandparents were. But that is a whole other debate.
Occasionally I see comments that are the written equivalent of the writer looking down their nose no matter how charitably you read them. That is hardly unique on web forums! Overall, the forum seems basically welcoming but also a little guarded. I sense that some feel they have something good, and understandably would prefer not to have it trampled flat by a bunch of clumsy people they don't know anything about and who may not understand the culture. Who can blame them for that?
I don't think class has much to do with it. Almost no-one is genuinely working-class these days, not like a lot of our grandparents were. But that is a whole other debate.
8-) 
Well, PS, I'm a guy and I have no kids so I am totally unqualified to comment....but that's never stopped me before ! Feel free to ignore any or all of the following.
Despite the above I can understand how difficult this situation must be for you. Some random thoughts that do occur:
If you do decide to maximise time with your baby, do your utmost to defer your studies rather than abandon them (for now). But if you can't defer, remember - you got in once so are quite capable of getting in again.
What about studying something else from home, like an OU course? Something that would give you a head start when your resume your midwivery studies?
If you have to move because of your husband's posting next year, could you transfer to a similar course in your new location?
As the grown-up (technically!) child of a mother who stayed at home until her youngest went to school, from experience I can say that it provided the basis of wonderfully strong relatinships with all her kids. But that doesn't mean to say a different approach could not work just as well.
I hope you find an answer with which you feel totally comfortable and at peace.
P.S. Doesn't look to me like you're in need of a boob job!!
Despite the above I can understand how difficult this situation must be for you. Some random thoughts that do occur:
If you do decide to maximise time with your baby, do your utmost to defer your studies rather than abandon them (for now). But if you can't defer, remember - you got in once so are quite capable of getting in again.
What about studying something else from home, like an OU course? Something that would give you a head start when your resume your midwivery studies?
If you have to move because of your husband's posting next year, could you transfer to a similar course in your new location?
As the grown-up (technically!) child of a mother who stayed at home until her youngest went to school, from experience I can say that it provided the basis of wonderfully strong relatinships with all her kids. But that doesn't mean to say a different approach could not work just as well.
I hope you find an answer with which you feel totally comfortable and at peace.
P.S. Doesn't look to me like you're in need of a boob job!!
I'm not sure you're situation is clear enough to get clear advice.
1. You obv. have a broadband modem - is it USB or Ethernet? (does it plug into a USB port on a PC?)
2. Can the modem also act as a router? (Does it have a number of ethernet outlets, probably marked LAN as well as one marked WAN into which you plug your phone line?)
If the answer to 2 is 'No', your easiest course is to buy a modem/router/firewall combo: plug your phone line in to WAN and the PC/laptop/PS2 to the LAN ports and away you go. You can then switch off and forget XP's crappy excuse for a firewall! You could also then go wireless (good for the laptop at least) if you buy the right type of device. They're easy to set up these days. If you're stuck with a USB modem, I'd def recommend replacing this - there's reason ISPs give them away, they're pants! If you have an ethernet modem, retaining that and getting a separate router could be an option.
Theoretically you could put an extra network card in the PC and hook it up to the laptop and the PS2, but I'm not sure how internet connection sharing on XP would behave.
Too far away from Norfolk ( story of my life!) but happy to answer questions as best I can!
1. You obv. have a broadband modem - is it USB or Ethernet? (does it plug into a USB port on a PC?)
2. Can the modem also act as a router? (Does it have a number of ethernet outlets, probably marked LAN as well as one marked WAN into which you plug your phone line?)
If the answer to 2 is 'No', your easiest course is to buy a modem/router/firewall combo: plug your phone line in to WAN and the PC/laptop/PS2 to the LAN ports and away you go. You can then switch off and forget XP's crappy excuse for a firewall! You could also then go wireless (good for the laptop at least) if you buy the right type of device. They're easy to set up these days. If you're stuck with a USB modem, I'd def recommend replacing this - there's reason ISPs give them away, they're pants! If you have an ethernet modem, retaining that and getting a separate router could be an option.
Theoretically you could put an extra network card in the PC and hook it up to the laptop and the PS2, but I'm not sure how internet connection sharing on XP would behave.
Too far away from Norfolk ( story of my life!) but happy to answer questions as best I can!
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Or perhaps your failure to observe the details contained within the first post of this thread.....
How's this for forward planning :lol2:
The plan is this.... it is traditional to count down to Christmas with advent calendars, right? Well, this year I want to be a bit different.... I want to count down to Christmas with a shag a day between the 1st and the 24th December :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: . Now, due to work etc, I may not be able to be free every single day but I'm sure as hell going to give it my best shot
I obviously will require a lot of help to complete my challenge, and this is where you folks come in :grin: . You can be male, female, a couple, or be organising a group event that you might like to invite me to (or I'll invite myself, I'm not shy :rascal: ). I'm happy to consider clubs, your home, hotel, or outdoors. I would prefer to have met you already before I agree to shag you, but if I have not met you before there is time in Nov for you to meet me socially before the count down begins :P .
So............. please give generously..... it will be the festive season when this challenge begins, and you wouldn't want to be labelled a Scrooge, would you! :haha:
Reply here or in PM :thumbup:
In edit: Maybe I should be polite for those who don't know me and say that I'm 34, female, and in the North West
:doh:
Oops
, that's torn it! 
Ah, that little word 'socially' is the key :small-print:, but it didn't jump out at me on first reading (and I assure you I did read your first post). The idea of the Dargento Challenge must've frazzled my brain. Well, that clears things up for numpties like me
. Aren't policemen looking younger these days?
It's a sign of growing up to start to consider worthwhile music you thought was utterly naff when you were younger. Bit like realising that looks aren't the best way to judge a person.
Here endeth my thought for the day.
P.S. Oh yes, re: Jonathan Woss ....
It's a sign of growing up to start to consider worthwhile music you thought was utterly naff when you were younger. Bit like realising that looks aren't the best way to judge a person.
Here endeth my thought for the day.
P.S. Oh yes, re: Jonathan Woss ....
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how about trying an oral sex challenge......with a stopwatch........it could be done all through november.......and the lucky guy who has GIVEN oral sex for the longest period ...without stopping......gets to take you out every night/day/morning through december......with a camera for proff ..........
if you decide to try this can i be first please............
i might make it to november 30th
Oh, now that is a challenge I'd put myself forward for with considerable confidence....better get spare batteries for that stopwatch...
...if it weren't for Blue's 'don't know you so won't meet you' conundrum....
! Must be where I'm going wrong.Excellent question!
Well, obviously Guy Ritchie's 'Revolver' (you have to put his name in front of it to make clear who the culprit is!), so setting that aside I'd say 'Bikini Girls from Dinosaur Island' as it was in the 'its so bad its good' category.
(By the way - 'Stars Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones'. Incoherent, wooden acting...ugh, just take it away. You thought it couldn't possibly be worse than 'Phantom Menace', but it was miles worse.)
Well, obviously Guy Ritchie's 'Revolver' (you have to put his name in front of it to make clear who the culprit is!), so setting that aside I'd say 'Bikini Girls from Dinosaur Island' as it was in the 'its so bad its good' category.
(By the way - 'Stars Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones'. Incoherent, wooden acting...ugh, just take it away. You thought it couldn't possibly be worse than 'Phantom Menace', but it was miles worse.)
