Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
DarkandHandsome69
Over 90 days ago
Male

Forum

Emmie.... Oddly enough I could probably wangle a day off on Thursday... Whats the plan?
PM if you are interested... My ad is 116683
DAH69
Just thought of another one...
I was at a party once and slept over...Well, fell into a drunken coma more like...
Anyway, i woke up at about 5am with bodies strewn everywhere, it was like a roman orgy... I needed a wee. Never been in this house before either by the way...
i found my way upstairs and into the bathroom, still pissed at this stage remember, but couldn't seem to locate the toilet. In my drunken state I decided the bath (Which met my knees with a bang) was the best bet.
About 3/4 of the way through there was some moaning coming from below me... Yep, some poor F***er had chosen the bath for his place of rest...
It was not a pretty scene...
DAH69
Hello all... A blokes perspective...
This has happened to me a little but only on two occasions;
First was after a very active night at around 5am when i think I literally had nothing left!
Second was after a night on the piss when I was on the borderline of being 'unable' so maybe I was just pushing my luck a bit too much there...
Other than that.... Not really... unless faking when fully bagged up and running away to the toilet to destroy the evidence counts... She was shit though...
DAH69
Indeed Gilbert... But no emails in my box...alas...
"Somedaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Over the rainbow...." Maybe!
DAH69
Cheers LC...
i guess all we can do is be ourselves... Thanks for the positive comments though... All I need now is some from the fairer sex! No offense! lol
DAH69
Awwww Jo... I want you but I am a million miles away and single, not couple! You'll find someone quicker than i will... Bet you a quid!
DAH69
Ah Roger... Reeled you in on the Hotel Bar eh? LOL... Cheers for the feedback!
For the record (Your honour...) I am young, free and single! biggrin
Cheers
DAH69
You may sleep at night Judy! 2 G's... Its official!
Definition
snog
verb -gg- UK INFORMAL
to kiss and hold a person in a sexual way:
I saw them snogging on the back seat of a bus.
I've never snogged (with) a man with a beard.
snog
noun UK INFORMAL
He caught us having a snog.
Hi MJM....Welcome to the Cafe...
Best of luck, have fun! I was a newbie yesterday but am fully fledged now! I have even had my first knock-back! I am so proud.... :P
DAH69
Thanks Blue... I think you are right... I need a little edit I feel.
Thanks for the feedback.
DAH69
Sounds Familiar Cops...
That or I tend to watch 2 dvds, look on the net and wonder where all that time went!
DAH69
There you have it... 24 hours later and I am hooked...
I have placed an ad that is as open and honest as I can be... I hope it appeals to a few ladies....
Any feedback/criticism would be welcome...
DAH69 - 116683
Hello all,
I have been having fun in the Cafe for all of 24 hours or so now and thought I would post an ad... 116683
Any feedback would be most welcome...
Thanks in advance
DAH69
Congrats Calista!
May it be all you hope it is! Its nice to be able to fit 'other; interests around the more trivial things!
DAH69
Lots of sex, right through the night. As many different things as you can think of... Well, apart from stuff you dont like of course...
No - Sex is the top of my list... I guess the excitement of someone new is what brought me here...
Any Takers?!?
I get the impression I am going to have many a late night conversation on here with myself, slightly unreasonable to think there would be more than one freak here!
Thats an idea... I am off to find a US swingers site or a UK insomniacs one...
DAH69
I have loads of chocolate! It will go to the highest bidder (And standing on chairs doesn't count...)
We will start the bidding at a cheeky smile! wink
DAH69
SOMEONE HAS TO PAY!!!!!!!!
i am now in my email and the poxy access number/password thing isnt there!!!!!!!! Tried to re-register and it say that email is already in use!!!! ARGH!!!!
DAH69 mad
Quite simple really... No occult on this thread I am happy to announce!
Its a bit like the old card forcing card tricks... I think...
Bugger all on TV....
DAH69
Right... All I need is gasoline, cat litter and ... Um... Frozen orange juice or something!?!?
TYLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
DAH69
Its always been strange, Speaking and general eloquence have been kind to me. Spelling has not. A slight irony there... No 'word' I am afraid so i cant even spellchek!
Thanksfor the welcome... I will contribute fully! As you may have already gathered....!
DAH69
Ahhhh... Thanks 1981... I feel all welcomed and at home now!
No-one else is an insomniac here? Or maybe... We shall see...!
DAH69
Try being an insomniac! i am always around late so if you ever fancy a chat (If I can ever get into my email to get into the chat room - long story!)
This always helps me...

DAH69
Cheers Lovecommando (Top band - monster magnet) and Easy... Seem to be finding my feet anyway... How do you trick women into messaging you? Thats what i want to know!!!! surprised
See ya around! At all sorts of funny times...
DAH69