Emmie.... Oddly enough I could probably wangle a day off on Thursday... Whats the plan?
PM if you are interested... My ad is 116683
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I'd just like to say... Nice one Sgt Bilko...
Bloody hell.... :shock:
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Just thought of another one...
I was at a party once and slept over...Well, fell into a drunken coma more like...
Anyway, i woke up at about 5am with bodies strewn everywhere, it was like a roman orgy... I needed a wee. Never been in this house before either by the way...
i found my way upstairs and into the bathroom, still pissed at this stage remember, but couldn't seem to locate the toilet. In my drunken state I decided the bath (Which met my knees with a bang) was the best bet.
About 3/4 of the way through there was some moaning coming from below me... Yep, some poor F***er had chosen the bath for his place of rest...
It was not a pretty scene...
DAH69
Hello all... A blokes perspective...
This has happened to me a little but only on two occasions;
First was after a very active night at around 5am when i think I literally had nothing left!
Second was after a night on the piss when I was on the borderline of being 'unable' so maybe I was just pushing my luck a bit too much there...
Other than that.... Not really... unless faking when fully bagged up and running away to the toilet to destroy the evidence counts... She was shit though...
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Indeed Gilbert... But no emails in my box...alas...
"Somedaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Over the rainbow...." Maybe!
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One for the Guys...
Have YOU ever faked an orgasm? :shock:
Does under the bed count?
If so - Thats an afirmative from me...!
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Awwww Jo... I want you but I am a million miles away and single, not couple! You'll find someone quicker than i will... Bet you a quid!
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Days here - 1
People met - 0
Heres hoping!
You may sleep at night Judy! 2 G's... Its official!
Definition
snog
verb -gg- UK INFORMAL
to kiss and hold a person in a sexual way:
I saw them snogging on the back seat of a bus.
I've never snogged (with) a man with a beard.
snog
noun UK INFORMAL
He caught us having a snog.
Hi MJM....Welcome to the Cafe...
Best of luck, have fun! I was a newbie yesterday but am fully fledged now! I have even had my first knock-back! I am so proud.... :P
DAH69
Thanks Blue... I think you are right... I need a little edit I feel.
Thanks for the feedback.
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Hm... Thanks Surrey... A few ammendments I think! :shock:
DAH69...
Sounds Familiar Cops...
That or I tend to watch 2 dvds, look on the net and wonder where all that time went!
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There you have it... 24 hours later and I am hooked...
I have placed an ad that is as open and honest as I can be... I hope it appeals to a few ladies....
Any feedback/criticism would be welcome...
DAH69 - 116683
Hello all,
I have been having fun in the Cafe for all of 24 hours or so now and thought I would post an ad... 116683
Any feedback would be most welcome...
Thanks in advance
DAH69
Congrats Calista!
May it be all you hope it is! Its nice to be able to fit 'other; interests around the more trivial things!
DAH69
Lots of sex, right through the night. As many different things as you can think of... Well, apart from stuff you dont like of course...
No - Sex is the top of my list... I guess the excitement of someone new is what brought me here...
Any Takers?!?
I get the impression I am going to have many a late night conversation on here with myself, slightly unreasonable to think there would be more than one freak here!
Thats an idea... I am off to find a US swingers site or a UK insomniacs one...
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They are safe... This time.
i am in... Right... Off to the chat room to talk to myself....
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Quite simple really... No occult on this thread I am happy to announce!
Its a bit like the old card forcing card tricks... I think...
Bugger all on TV....
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Right... All I need is gasoline, cat litter and ... Um... Frozen orange juice or something!?!?
TYLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
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Its always been strange, Speaking and general eloquence have been kind to me. Spelling has not. A slight irony there... No 'word' I am afraid so i cant even spellchek!
Thanksfor the welcome... I will contribute fully! As you may have already gathered....!
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Ahhhh... Thanks 1981... I feel all welcomed and at home now!
No-one else is an insomniac here? Or maybe... We shall see...!
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Try being an insomniac! i am always around late so if you ever fancy a chat (If I can ever get into my email to get into the chat room - long story!)
This always helps me...
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