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And, as the old K-Tel ads used to say, many many more. Just thought about UK Joolz.

There's a couple of naturist places not far from me in Kent, down by Brands Hatch Race Circuit. One is called Silverleigh, that I've never been to, but I've been to Eurekas, albeit not for a long time, and obviously everybody was naked and I've seen and participated in fun in the bottom field. The woods are the best place for fun though. It's unusual if you go for a walk in the woods and don't at least see some activity.

It's knackered again. Got booted and it said it was reconnecting. That was over 10 minutes ago and still got the swirly logo and the "Loading" screen.

What's going on with the chatrooms? I'm just getting a White Screen Of Death, when I try to access it.

Personally, I think as you get older, m/m fun becomes more of a thing.

When you're a young man, you just want to be with as many women as possible. Then you settle down and get married and, unless you're into this lifestyle, you're exclusive to your partner. However, as you both get older, circumstances change. You still love your partner dearly, but health issues come into play - the menopause is a big game changer for a lot of women. If they lose their interest and appetite for sex, then guys are tempted to look elsewhere for their fun. Even being on a site like this is no guarantee that you'll be able to find a new female sexual partner. An older guy is in a group of thousands of similar on here, so maybe experimenting with m/m play is the easier option. The expectations are less, they don't want a relationship, they just want to get off and if you've been part of the lifestyle, you've been around enough other naked males (at clubs, parties etc.) not to be freaked out by the sight of another mans cock.

If you've been vanilla all your life, then the idea of engaging in m/m play is weird, but if you've been a swinger, then it's easier to accept.

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I recently met with a couple. The wife loves me licking her pussy and says her husband never goes down on her. He seemingly does not like the taste.

Is he mad? As long as poor hygiene isn't a factor, I love eating pussy. One of my favourite things to do. I've been told I'm very good at it, too.

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Yes, I too would love to at least see one, but taking part would be better. Surely some sex clubs must have a greedy hot wifes night.

I know Chameleons in Darlaston, West Mids used to have a "greedy girls" night. I don't know if they still do.

I love watching ladies masturbate

RIP, Big Man. 

It was always a joy to see your name on the chatters list, as I knew I'd end up laughing. My heart goes out to Susie and the rest of the family, who must think they're being punished for something. 

The World has lost a good 'un. 

RIP, my friend. 

I love going down on a fem. It doesn't have to lead to anything more, giving oral to a lady is pleasure enough for me. Though, having said that, I'm not going to complain if it does lead to more. 

I can't believe some people are foolish enough to ignore all advice and still looking for meets. 

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So are and expire cinema the only two in the uk? It would be good to collate an active list as we used to like FV. We would travel but it would be good to know which cinemas are closest to London....  any help?

 I think Foxy Lady in Bilston, near Wolverhampton is still going, but there's none in the south east of England. 

There are none in London. All been closed down and any new ones are refused licenses. 

To be honest, I can understand his thoughts about male/male fun. Being a single male trying to meet a female or a couple? You're one of many thousands. From my experience, it seems easier to try and hook up with a guy. A lot of males now are more accepting of casual gay/ bi sex. Easier to find someone with similar genitalia than try and be the 'one in a million' and try and find someone of the opposite sex for fun. Spend a little time in the bi rooms on the chat site and you'll see plenty of guys looking for NSA, same day meets. Trying to meet couples or the elusive single fem is a lot of hard work and takes a lot of planning. If that's what you want, OP, go for it. 

As someone who used to visit Chameleons in Darlaston, near Walsall a lot, I can highly recommend it. All ages, shapes and sizes attend and I've never seen anyone have any issues because of the way they looked. The staff and the punters are great. Thursday evenings used to be good for first time visitors, as there was a decent amount of people without it being too busy. You can do as much or as little as you choose. Nobody will judge you. 

It's the final season. There will be 6 episodes, but they will be 'feature length'. Each episode is supposed to be 2 hours long. As to where the plot will go? I wouldn't even like to guess. The TV series overtook the books sometime in season 5, so everything is new. 

I just know that I can't wait for it. 

Broad Street is full of dickheads. Try The Jewellery Quarter. 

We've been to Eureka's many times. It's a great place. A large clubhouse with steam room, sauna and a couple of hot tubs. Lockable playrooms, a small cinema and a couples only room. If the weather's nice enough to venture outside, there's a swimming pool, cabins for overnight stays and a couple of fields where you can relax and sunbathe. If the fancy takes yo, you can also go for a walk in the woods. There are plenty of benches where you can relax or play, if the fancy takes you. 

Dress wise? It's a naturist place so most people are naked. Some wear shorts of wraps/sarongs or even lingerie. They provide a locker to store your 'civvies' for a returnable £10 fee, that's given back to you when you return the key upon leaving. 

I'd recommend it to anyone. 

Desi has given me 'carte blanche' to go to Chams on Sunday 8th July, as I'll be up in the Black Country for the weekend and I'm looking for someone to go with, as Desi can't make it. We don't have to get jiggy, but going as a couple would be cheaper and it would be nice to have someone to chat to. 

So, any ladies who fancy a trip to Chams on Sunday afternoon, get in touch. 

Oh. And if you think I'm talking bollocks, please feel free to get in touch with Desi to verify/clarify. 

Chams doesn't have a license to sell alcohol, so you have to take any booze with you. The staff will keep it behind the bar and pass it to you on request. 

The best club in the country, in my opinion, is Chameleons in Darlaston, near Walsall. It's well established and the ideal place whether you're experienced or new to the scene. There's no pressure to play. You can do as much or as little as you feel comfortable with.

The staff are great and you will be made to welcome and at ease.. Don't worry about people hassling you. Everybody knows that 'no means no' and if you have any issues with people bugging you, just mention it to the staff and they will sort it out for you. They take a very dim view of people, especially 'newbies', being hassled. 

I used to go there 2 or 3 times a week when I lived in the West Mids and miss the place since I moved away. 

The last one was in November 2015 at Olympia. I worked there and managed to blag a "Sexpo" t shirt. The Sexpo company are an Australian company that took over when Erotica went into liquidation. There hasn't been a British one for the last couple of years. Finding a venue and getting the appropriate licenses is very difficult now. The ExCel Centre is a bit nervous about it. 

The Sexpo website has a petition to bring one to Britain in 2018. Not sure if it's permitted to link here but just google Sexpo and look for the UK dates at the bottom of the homepage.  

I don't know what it's like now, but there used to be a fairly long waiting list for single male applicants. So it may be advisable to phone them first to see if you can just turn up and get in. Desi and I went there about 18 months ago during the day on a Tuesday and it was not too bad. A few dozen people there and we did have some fun. I think Tuesday evening is "Naked Night", so instead of having a towel or shorts, you have to walk about "tackle out" (to quote Edmund Blackadder). 

Sorry if it's a bit late, but I've been a bunch of times. Mainly with the good lady wife of a weekday daytime. It's a great place. We always enjoy going, even though we don't get there too often now due to work. 

They have plenty of room outside with a swimming pool that's open during the Summer months, a communal room with tables and a dancefloor for the party nights (they also serve food and soft drinks), playrooms, a sauna, a steam room and a couple of hot tubs. A playroom that is couples only and a small cinema room that shows porn films. The woods are interesting to walk through when the weather's nice.  

Your best bet would be to go into the chat rooms. The Pool is the busiest. It can seem a little intimidating at first, but stick with it. They're a good bunch. Just introduce yourself and join in with the chat. We can talk about everything from music, food, cars, films, tv shows, all sorts. There are some very strong personalities in there that can seem to dominate the conversation, but stick with it. 

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What H said.

Any "pushy" blokes, who won't take no for an answer can be reported to the staff. They will be warned and then thrown out if they persist. My ex and I never had a problem when we visited on a Friday, although that was over 10 years ago, so I can't honestly say what the m/f/couple split is nowadays. Always had a good time at Chams, whether on my own or with my ex or current wife. Great place. 

Silverleigh is a naturist place in Kent, not far from Brands Hatch race circuit. 

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in no particular order ...... 
100 Ways To Be A Good Girl ........ Skunk Anansie 
Stressed Out .......... Blurryface 
Sucker For Pain ........... Lil Wayne Wiz Khalifa and Imagine Dragons 
Heathens ............. twenty one pilots
L7 ......... She Has Eyes 
Pantera ....................... Planet Caravan 
No Rain ......... Blind Melon 
The Day Is My Enemy ............. Prodigy
Dragular .......... Rob Zombie 
Aint NO Rest For The Wicked ................. Cage The Elephant 

 Albums, dear. Albums. 

In no particular order:

The Wall - Pink Floyd

Light Of Day, Day Of Darkness - Green Carnation

Moving Pictures - Rush

Earth Vs... - The Wildhearts

The Fire In Our Throats Will Beckon The Thaw - Pelican

Ocean Machine - Devin Townsend

New York - Lou Reed

II - Queen

Strangers In The Night - UFO

Blackwater Park - Opeth