THE PAP SMEAR
This is a laugh for all those women out there who so look forward to that wonderful time once a year when they get to be "intimate" with their OB/GYN doctor! In Sydney, Australia, one of the radio stations pays $1000-$5000 for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $5000......
"I was due later in the week for an appointment with the gynaecologist. Early one morning I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 trip to his office took about 35 min, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure it was a least presentable. I threw the in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when I called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"...I didn't respond. When the appointment was over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, etc.
After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bath room, "Mom, where's the washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cup board. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
Made me grin.
