Sorry folks, evidently my earlier profile was considered too rude so the administrators deleted it. It was just a laugh although perhaps a bit close to some subjects, so sense of humour failures notwithstanding, I will post a more Vanilla, and predictable description.

I'm a middle aged, married, orally (considering more) Bisexual guy although so unconvincingly Bi my wife doesn't even see it. She and I have a fantastic relationship but sex has dwindled into obscurity. We are intellectually sexual, which might seem bizarre but we are physically and intellectually independent, which makes us incredibly compatible. No we don't sit and discuss philosophy all night, she goes to bed and I cruise porn sites....LOL.

The long and the short of it is that our home life is great and our kids happy, that's all that matters.

And I'm on here for some casual fun. I'm not going to fall in love, hurt anyone or threaten their relationship. I might be friends with people (a few so far) but that's a natural progression. Sex is merely a manifestation of friendship, isn't it? Nor am I interested in soulless prostitutes, I could indulge but I'm more interested in a common interest. If that means I meet people who don't like me, or vice versa, that's part of the experience, the thrill, the hunt, isn't it? No prostitute can offer that.

Sexually I'm liberal. Basically as long as the participants are consenting then I'm game although I draw the line at underage, I don't see the difference between a young looking 18 year old and an old looking 15 year old, so why risk it? Indeed, the sexiest schoolgirls I have met have been in their 40's! I don't like poo either, that's about it, although I have never tried pain in a sexual context, other than some nipple twisting competitions with a lady, which I did enjoy. Dispensing pain to a willing sexual participant might be fun but I have yet to try. The intellectual subtleties of BDSM have become apparent to me recently and I'm only beginning to understand its attractions.

I love transsexuals and convincing cross-dressers......or even unconvincing cross-dressers with their ladies. I can sport a pair of pink panties and a bra with the best of them although I accept, that until your 'in the moment' hairy legs and a fat arse in stockings and suspenders are pretty unattractive.

Good old fucking is nice as well, no playing, no dressing, just downright naked fun with depraved activities, like I said, I can't think of any other taboos, so I'm game for anything.

But I'm not an animal, well not quite, I treat partners with respect and kindness, one of the benefits of age and experience. If you just want a quick thrash in bed, then OK, I'll try it once but if there isn't a connection between us, I'm unlikely to be back, but then, nor are you.

Personally, I'm discreet (one of the benefits of playing with an older married guy) articulate, and can hold a good conversation (inevitably two different things) usually with considerable mirth. I'm D&D free. I'm clean shaven (balls as well, although trimmed elsewhere) fastidiously clean and whilst I do drink alcohol I learned many years ago that more than a little to get tipsy just doesn't go well with sex. I don't smoke but enjoy the company of smokers, it doesn't make people bad. My fingernails are clean and trimmed (invariably short from DIY....the constructive type!) and my hands are big and powerful, but soft to the touch.

Safe sex? well, I think that's a judgement call of the moment. I'm deliriously happy with it, but providing I know and trust people, then bareback isn't a problem.

Hope you're interested in some of it, none is prescriptive, all elective.

Get in touch, just for fun.

Dave.