I look forward to seeing what your mind comes up with in your cut and paste...I think that Angela's position will be filled pretty quickly.
Yes the humour is a rich vein, and that comes through time and time again...though you all seem to have some very devious minds.
Eager
Alex Gmanxxx, those London streets are not paved with gold...Tell the lad to stay up north where the people are people and the mushy peas are great!
Did you consider an application Gman?
Eager
Let's face it who hasn't told the odd exaggeration in a cv...
Obviously apart from me...he hastens to add Eager considers whether his application may have been blown!
Angela could do a lot worse than meet somene like you Gmanxxx.
Eager
Well you know what they say about the quiet ones...!
Those 7 months have not been wasted...training hard to become a contender. :bounce:
Cheers for the advice Gmanxxx.
I look forward to the madness of the chatroom.
Brian
Thanks for the welcome...'Eager' by name...
I am enjoying the joyful chat that goes on here, makes my mind more focused on placing 'The Post that succeeds!'...it's a good job that i'm a patient gent.
I look forward to chatting to you all.
Eager
Hi there Bill, just saying hello as a fellow newbie...as far as I can see most people are house trained (make of that what you will), and they are a very welcoming.
I'm yet to venture into the chatroom yet...just building up my courage.
Good luck, hope you get whatever you're after.
Eager
Hi Angela, glad to see that you're being made welcome...they extend a lovely warm welcome to all...warm glow
Thought that i'd see what was going on in the cafe, and my word just look at that Avatar...the compliments that were paid to you Alex were truly deserved.
Angela, I hope that you have some fun while here.
Eager
A sage well as a scholar. I don't think that i've heard words of such wisdom since...'shave your pubes and your dick looks longer'.
It is strange that the lingering memory of the alluring older woman never really fades. Maybe it's my fascination with the 1950's femme fatale, as though I wasn't around then I love the whole Monroe, Harlow and Betty Page look.
Eager
You people can be cruel...though it's just my relief that i'm not in such a position.
Good luck Welshstud...
Brian
Thought that i'd return te compliment and check out your strand.
Many happy returns for your Birthday...seems like you my have a few things planned. You must be struggling to keep from getting too big-headed (if you pardon the term) with all the positive thngs that have cme out of your post.
I wonder when you grow out of a 'Mrs Robinson' phase? I feel like there is still that fascination now, and i'm 32!
Good luck for your celebrations.
Brian
Both the queue and yourself are respected...don't want to be stepping on any toes at this early juncture.
My kind intensions were mistaken...
Is there any time of the week that is better in the chatroom? I guess that the weekend is good, if hectic.
Brian
Night Night, Alex.
Cheers again.
whispersSweet dreams.
Brian
:shock:
What do you mean, Alex? I thought that all this talk of 'swinging' was about swinging to the happy beat of life...So it's all about sex.
Now i'm really interested...!
But seriously, you've made me feel pretty darn welcome.
I'm sure that the avatar does little to compare to your true splendour. Mine on the other hand is unfortunately a true 'mirror-shattering' reflection of me.
Well, it is 'horny'.
Brian
When it's so cold outside there are so many better things to be doing inside...I hasten to say that if there are any ladies dwelling on contacting me then I can 'definitely' think of better things to do.
But while they are considering my offer (hopefully), it's nice to spend time with such decent human beings.
Brian
I've never ventured into the chatroom, but with the new found confidence in my powers of attraction i'll be sure to give it a go.
It's not the first ad that i've placed, and I guess that as a lad you place it 'hoping' rather than 'expecting' to make a connection with someone. I know that eventually all my persistence will wear some poor girl down!
Hope that you're getting all that you deserve, Gmanxxx.
Brian
Alex,
your colourful response has spurred me on to use those emoticons, in all manner of creative ways.
Keep up the good work.
Be 'good'. :grin: Now that wasn't so difficult was it!
Brian
I'm not sure that even Don King could do a better job in promoting me...well, I am a lover and not a fighter.
Thanks Gmanxxx, I know that tatts aren't for everyone, but like dogs they are for life and I do love mine. And I will take your subtle advice and change my pics...you could have someone's eye out with that!
Alexandra, thanks for your support...it's not easy trying to get yourself noticed.
I'll try to maintain the high standards that you've set.
Brian
Cheers for the encouraging words Gmanxxx.
'Patience' would be my middle name, if it wasn't for my damn parents...where did they get the name 'tiny' from. Well it as been cold recently!
Only joking ladies.
Brian
As the Arctic winds make it colder and colder outside...though being from 'Up North' I realise that London isn't really that bad...i'm looking for a sultry siren to light my fire and steam up my windows.
I'm a young looking 32 year old, able to enjoy a conversation and a laugh, and keen to play by your rules. Though I consider myself to be good looking (and some nice people have even told me so) and have a pretty athletic build (no six pack i'm afraid), i'm far from arrogant and believe that i'm a 'good man'...that is unless you want it differently.
A good man is hard to find and a hard man is good to find...So I can get you on both fronts!
I love to indulge my senses, and am looking for a large and sexy woman who feels the same. There's no secret about the allure of a rubenesque woman, all dangerous curves and soft skin, and those enticing heavy breasts that make my pulse race.
What do I want? I want to accomodate at mine (North London) or travel to yours, so that we can let our fantasies take over. I could list all the sexual experiences that i've had or all the things that i'd love to do to you, but it's sexier if we talk dirty later.
Nothing serious, just pleasuring each other. And think how you'll be lending your body warmth to a very 'good' cause. Brrrr, it is cold isn't it?!
Brian
I placed an ad not too long ago, stating my case for larger, and more sensual, women. Well it seems as though i'll have to try a little harder to woo the attentions of London's Big and Beautiful Women.
Let me introduce myself a little more fully, both to my target audience and to the many people who post 'words to the wise' and encourage us to be more creative when placing ads...there's always a time and a place to be more sordid.
I'm 32 years old, 5'11, with dark brown hair, blue eyes, a pretty good physique and a mind that loves to tease. I am currently a 'mature' student and live in North London, and would love to have the opportunity to indulge my tastes and indulge the right woman. I am happy to accomodate or travel to your place, mostly evenings due to University. Whatever is easier for you.
I love curvaceous women, large breasted and fleshy. It's always been a weakness of mine, there's something about a larger woman that is so feminine and alluring. Soft skin primed for caresses and heavy breasts that can envelop face or member.
I consider myself to be good looking and am much more than just a hard cock. I'd love to take the time to tease your mind as well as your soft and inviting body. Letting my dirty words fill you with warm anticipation for action.
If you're interested then get in touch and tell me all about yourself, let your wicked side meet mine.
Brian
I love curvaceous women, large breasted and fleshy. It's always been a weakness of mine, there's something about a larger woman that is so feminine and alluring.
I would love to indulge my tastes and meet up with someone who fits that description, preferably someone who lives in London. I have a flat in North London and would be happy to accomodate for some daytime/ evening meeting, but I am equally open to travelling to your place. Whatever is easier for you.
I consider myself to be good looking and have a good physique, plus I am much more than just a hard cock. I'd love to take the time to tease your mind as well as your soft and inviting body. Letting my dirty words fill you with warm anticipation for action.
If you're interested then get in touch and tell me all about yourself, let's see if we can indulge each other. Let your wicked side meet mine.
Brian
I'm keen to meet up with an adventurous woman or couple over the next few days or so. I live in North London (very near to a tube) and would be happy to accomodate for the evening...or longer your stamina is high enough. I'm married and looking to play while she is away, and can offer a comfortable atmosphere that we can initially relax in and then start to flirt with each other, seeing where that leads.
I find all kind of women attractive and wouldn't say that I had a 'type', but I have to admit to a special eye for older women...I'm a young looking 32, with a good build and a very filthy mind. Contact me if you want to know more, and can tell me something about you.
Brian
Looking for a woman or couple to join me for some relaxed fun this evening in my flat in North London. I'm a good looking 31 yo male, 5'11, brown hair, blue eyes, a pretty athletic build and a very creativ and filthy imagination. I can offer a clean and relaxed atmosphere, where we can have some wine and let things develop from there. If you prefer we can meet in a bar and chat first, to see if there is any chemistry.
It's a shame to have this evening to myself, when i'd much rather be spending it with you. Open minded and given to kinky games, I can be as shameful and erotic as you desire.
Brian
Just a sexy idea to think over before the end of the weekend...Why not get yourself excited and eager for this week? Let's meet somewhere and tease each other...in a cafe or pub, a park or wood, your place or mine? Lingering looks and the prospect of whatever filthy scenarios your mind can imagine. I'm a good looking male, 5'11'', blue eyes, a better than average build, a large attractive cock and a very dirty mind. The downside is that i'm attached and am only looking for discreet, daytime fun next week...open-minded and definitely kinky, go on and surprise me with your fantasies. Intelligent, genuine and a good sense of humour...what else could you want? Pics are welcome, and I can send you some if you want to see more.
It's true...I came here with one thing on my mind, and though there is still really just the two things now, it makes a nice change.
Now that is what I call an ad...
