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Elissamay
Over 90 days ago
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Hi Mal,
I can answer that - most of the people who attend our parties are not regular forum posters - they either contact us, or we contact them through the Photo Ads section.
We get lots of emails and phone calls thanking us for the party, and are far too discreet to post those comments here (certainly without permission)
We did, however, attempt to post photos on here of our parties but sadly that is against the AUP and we're not technical enough to sort out a site.
Mxxx
Quote by Clare_Lincs
OOh my fave things..........
*Steve :twisted:
*My kids biggrin
*Sex wink
*Fucking :grin:
*Making Love :love:
*Passion :rascal:
*Being right (all be it occasionally) :lol2:
*Man Utd :mrgreen:
*Fight Club duel
*Salt and Vinegar crisps :happy:
*Sundays when we're all at home together :thrilled:
*Being in love :inlove:
*Waking up slowly in Steves arms :smug:
*Sleep :sleeping:
*My kids cheekiness cool
*Good music :high-smile:
A bit of a mix and in no particular order biggrin

Clare - i also love being right, sadly doesn't happen all that often with D around - i've never met anyone who is so annoyingly right all the time. mad
Quote by surreycouple2003
(I have been inspired by the Sound of Music!)
Mxxx

More like you've been inspired by the Big Bruvvas - I heard you gettin down to all that 2-Step / Uk Garaaage stuff.
Respec
wink
Dxx
How Dare You!
smackbottom
* Old James Bond Films
* Shopping (when you don't have to get anything in particular)
* Heat magazine - i know its wrong, but i can't help myself
* Tescos finest Strawberry Sundaes - if you've not tried one - do! biggrin
Quote by Mark
Call me a pedant if you like, but I thought it was Oxy moron.

It is - but Libra wrote it (and we like her) and we would never correct a lady in open forum!!!
Oops, showing my bad manners redface
Quote by flapjackboy
Microsoft Works... :grin:

Hehe.
Pizza Restaurant ;)
I agree Mark, i think Pizza is awful. :uhoh:
Quote by AndyS-NE
Still can't work out if the line in Surrey Couples sig is an oxymoron
"OFFICIALLY UNVERIFIED Non-Homophobic"
confused

It just refers to the whole 'verified' debacle of Nov 04 - many souls were lost, some wounds may never heal.
It means (for clarity) definitely NOT homophobic.
wink
Mxxx
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
1.A cosy bed in the morning

-NE
-Love
Fruitcake

else in SH apart from SCANDAL


kisses

toy chest
pc (couldnt be here without it)
towers
I could go on...

Oooh a cosy bed in the morning, can i have that one too please! You can share if you like!
wink
(I have been inspired by the Sound of Music!)
* Surreycouple2003
* Sex (obviously!)
* Cuddles in the morning
* Good books - Glen Duncan in particular
* Sunday afternoons with a fire and a stack of DVDs
* Clean Sheets
* Days off
* Counting Crows
* Seeing two Magpies!
More to come....
wink
Mxxx
rolleyes
I'm so tired of this, i wrote a huge response, but in the end it doesn't matter. Think what you like, i know we weren't trying to pick on or annoy anyone, just having an opinion, a different one to the majority, dangerous around these parts.
Mxxx
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
but i feel like you're trying to pick me off

Maybe you didn't call me a troublemaker in so many words, but the meaning is there.
confused
Blue, you're unconditionally invited to any of our parties....
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Mxxx
Yeah i totally understand that Blue, i think it just gets me down that we're permanently seen as trouble makers for having a different opinion. For me, i have to find someone attractive to want to shag them, and in a situation like swinging in a club where all you have to go on (really) is physical attraction, it becomes more important.
Besides, i can't seriously argue this with someone who has avatars like yours :twisted: ..... sexy lady.
Mxxx
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Er.. - its the old one-two again from you two! Nothing against couples who post together in tandem,cool but I feel like you're trying to pick me off - Peace,no wanna fight - ok?I was even trying to say Elissa WOULDN'T be flamed for her viewpoint!
I wrote what I wrote in about 45 seconds I guess odd was the wrong word - I guess I meant in editing out all but the most perfect specimens they perhaps make swinging a sterile,air-brushed experience - I bet your parties are far better of course - I'd love to come to one but I'm afraid I'm a single guy - and I understand why you don't want those there,of course,it unbalences the fun having 40 excess single men trying to get in on the action.
In fact its me thats now shooting off the thread I don't want to argue about what was just a few jokey comments about young yuppie swingers - good luck to 'em,good luck to you too ok?wink

Really not trying to pick anyone off, i think we both just had something to say, does seem to be the case that people assume we're starting arguments and its not so - i'm going to leave this thread now, i just wanted to defend people who choose to swing like that!
*Flounces*
wink
I think that a relationship can survive a certain amount of jealousy - its almost a token of how much you care about someone if the fear of losing them is huge - but once the trust is gone it never comes back......
My favourite joke:
Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other, can you smell Carrots? lol
Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Actually bluexxx I read an article( lol ) about them and one of the organisers said you wouldn't go out to a restuarant and eat crap food so why have sex with crap people - thats the gist of what he said - honest!
Be afraid,be very afraid - they are..The Stepford Swingers!

*ducks*
I am afraid to say it because of the flaming i got last time - but i can understand why they might want to run it like that, after all, it really does take all sorts....
:uhoh:
bolt
... You most definitely are not.....
Oh wait, perhaps i should read the posts too.
Someone o n another site has just told me that this was a spoof website that the media ran with, without checking the source!
lol
Quote by Clare_Lincs
In yesterdays Daily Express.......
Mariah Carey lends her compassion to "those poor starving kids all over the world",whose pictures she confesses make her weep."I mean,I'd love to be skinny like that,but not with all those flies and death and stuff"
Now i know that any of her CD's seriously need a good bashing with a sledge hammer,but perhaps her gob needs a bloody good bashing too mad mad mad

:shock:
She must have finally gone mental!
Hi Guys!
Great news - if you don't get an answer please don't leave a voice message - we'll call you back asap!
Mxxxx
Quote by flapjackboy
But how much would you pay me, or rather, what would you give me to read all of the SH Clock thread?
:shock:

What proof would we have that you had read every single post, eh?
You'd have to memorise every single post and be able to quote back random post numbers thrown at you by other forumites as proof... :shock:
Well then i'd have to be getting something very, very good :twisted: