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Quote by chick0074
(A long way to come for you North-West Cpl?)
Well Mel did the phone calls tonight so guess everyone has now confirmed for Saturday.
See you all there!
Rachel
wink

Hi Rachel,
Good speaking to you!
I've made most the calls i need to - if there is anyone feeling all left out please do let me know!!
Mxxx
Quote by JGL
i'm meant to be spending xmas in cornwall, but not looking forward to it. (long story!). would ratehr stay at home and put my feet up and relax all day and not worry about a thing. the rest of the world is doing xmas. i'm sure they won't notice me skipiing it for once
JGL

I'm from Cornwall originally!
Which area? Although i guess you have to be a bit vague -can't be too careful!!
Mxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
I'm in a good mood at the moment, I'm sure I could find a bad one somewhere though wink
Jas
XXX

For the record Jas, i wasn't trying to upset you at all, i really wasn't.
Mxxx
Quote by Jags
You know, I just HATE being asked if I've had a bad day when doing a bit of modding and I just HATE it when modding becomes subject to open poll.
It doesn't take a bad day to get pissed off with some people on this site.
mad

Well if the Mods decisons are made in the open, i guess it is natural there will be open discussion to follow. The worst part about this is we're not trying to upset anyone we just wanted our Ad to be visible to those who might not have seen it. Instead our party thread ends up in a 'discussion' and we get publicly told off for something inoffensive and which we had no idea was against AUP or frowned upon.
I don't want to argue about this anymore, the moderators have made their position clear - Three of them on this thread and since we have no choice that has to be respected.
We are going somewhere hot and sunny for Christmas. I've never been a fan, so this year - no presents, no cards, no wrapping, no shopping, no cooking, no cleaning, no tree, no decorations - no stress.
Bliss
biggrin :D :D
Mxxx
Quote by Jags
Just so you know that MOST days dealing with the TTTTs of the site are enough to give us Mods a bad day.
Between two Mods we have banned the same person from the site a total of 5 times since m.; banned at least 60 false posters and answered a bucketload of emails enquiries. and then we get THIS shit???
:P

I think poor Dave was just trying to be helpful, bless him kiss
Mxx
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Radiohead's Creep was fab - G4 - :uhoh:
What made me laugh was how much the Cameras focused on the least unattractive one )the blonde one i think) he is clearly the teenage dollar.
Mxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Hi D
I was just wondering if this post could be placed up the top as a sticky or is that just for munches?
Dave

I'll refer you to this sticky then shall I, http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/17906.html
As they've obviously had a huge impact on you rolleyes
Jas
Oooh thats a bit spikey!!
Having a bad day?
Mxxx
She is one of the women from a reality tv 'house make over' show. Awful woman.
Quote by MQ
Val Kilmer in ANYTHING at all but especially the Doors movie, I don't know who I fancy more, Val as Jim or Jim himself!
ooo me knees have gone all wobbly now!

Mmmmm... Jim Morrison - i bet he was amazing in bed.
Quote by surreycouple2003
Jude Law as Alfie or in The Talented Mr Ripley
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Is that because he looks like me............????
wink
Dxxx
Maybe........... :wink:
Which reminds me, Hugh Grant in About a Boy
Mxxx
Brad Pitt in Fight Club
Aragorn in LOTR
Jude Law as Alfie or in The Talented Mr Ripley
Clare Danes as Juliet in Romeo and Juliet
Salma Hayek in Dusk til Dawn
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Started running our swinging parties
Changed Jobs
Changed hair colour
Made a very special new friend.............................
Lost some friends that used to be precious
Learnt you can't feel guilty all the time!
Lots of partying (same for the last 10 yrs... rolleyes )
Sacked off Christmas. Woo hoo.
I love comedy!
Shows:
Alan Partridge
Brass Eye
The day today
Fast Show
Peep Show
Phoenix Nights
The Office
Monkey Dust (especially the 'what have you really been doing' man lol )
The Mary Whitehouse experience
South Park
My all time favourite in the whole world ever is The Simpsons.
Comedians:
Eddie Izzard
Ricky Gervais... but most of all....
Bill Hicks - the man was a genius, and had important things to say. If you've not heard of him - hunt him out. He died early nineties, but is still relevant today.
"if you're on acid and think you can fly, take off from the ground moron"
rotflmao
:shock:
Sounds like some drunken prick tbh - the problem with being seen as a Swinger is that (in this country at least) its still seen as dirty/ . People get uncomfortable around things they don't undersand and without the open minded ability to accept, it turns to violence. Quite often you'll find that people who are violent are simply unable to express their emotions adequately.
Fuck em, fuck em, fuck em.
Also Reese, it seems to be that you are obviously the pacifist kind and very accepting of peoples life style choices - this guy is no more than the classroom bully 20/30 years on. He exerts control by force and this will leave him very lonely.
You have your sexy lady to be going on with.... wink
Mxxx
I don't believe in faking orgasms. I'm lucky that at the moment i'm having the best sex ever so wouldn't need to.
However in the past if i've felt unsatisfied i would say so, faking an orgasm just makes things worse - you need to let people know where they are going wrong and work on it from there - IMHO.
Hmmm... interesting thread.
SurreyCouple2003 and I have had about 6/7 parties now and in general all of the people invited have been friendly and understanding of a Womans right to say no and this being final. However, we have had an instance where we did ask someone to leave - this was because the gentlemen in question was being overly pushy with some of the ladies at the party, this had been noted, we asked him once to calm himself a little but the second time his advances were unwanted and he failed to comply we asked him to leave. The gentlemen in question had at the last minute changed the woman he was coming with and his 'partner' for the evening was not his partner outside of swinging. His reasoning for being persitent was that 'none of the other men were backwards in coming forward' with his partner for the evening. Now, my thoughts on this are that this is irelevant - personal attraction is very subjective and if she was willing to play with other men, great, but that doesn't oblige the women to play with him. Especially given that they were not a couple in the normal sense of the word, this was very clearly stated before reaching the venue.
That aside, in general all of the people we invite have been great - totally respectful of individual boundaries. I think that one of the reasons we have criteria for our parties (such as an age limit) is to make sure (as much as possible) that everyone feels comfortable and that couples are well matched and will find each other attractive.
I go through phases of liking different ones...
Right now is Thorntons Vienesse bars and Praline dipped Flakes.
cool
Quote by glasgowllama
Ok I haven't bothered to read the rest of the replies to this but as a Queen fan and a rock fan in general I found this distasteful and down right hurtful.
Dimebag Darrell Abbott of Pantera and probably one of the greatest rock guitarists in the p[lanet was shot dead in Columbus Ohio the other night.
The rock world mourns the murder of anothr legend and you come on with this thread
Disgusted

rolleyes
Dino, don't let some of these responses get you down - you meant it as a joke and thats obvious... Dimebags shooting has nothing to do with this joke, so i hope you don't feel too bad hon.
Mxxx
Oooh i love Cat Stevens. biggrin
Lots of favourite music, changes all the time, here are some:
Sullivan Street by Counting Crows
Blowers Daughter - Damien Rice... if you don't have his album - buy it! So haunting.
Black - Pearl Jam
So in love with you - Al Green
Quote by BiFemHants

Bi-fem posited that there were "degrees" of bisexuality. That means that some people are more bi than others. And men who wanted anal sex with other men were more bi than those who didn't. But the logical inference of that would be that women who wanted anal sex with men were more straight than those who didn't. And that, as we all know, is complete and utter rubbish.

confused Did I ?? I dont think, my question was about the curious part of this and nothing to do with "degrees of bisexuality" Everyone knows that of course there are degrees of bisexuality but you failed to see that in the origanal post and somehow confused this with something about anal sex between males and females :? By your logic then you are saying that if I have anal sex with my male partner that makes us both bi ?? Sorry but thats total bollox. Its been said on here that being "Bi" basicly meens that I enjoy some form of sexual activity with a person of the same sex that does NOT have to include anal at all.
Why have alot of guys got this thing about anal sex ????
Some of us girls have a thing about it too! wink
Mxxx
Quote by KitKat
I consider myself a person who likes to have sex with..... people
lol Person Centred version
So we now have a consultation document:
Homophobic(just to complete the list) - Neanderthal Cretin
Very Straight- Only gets turned on by people of the opposite sex, and is actively turned off by people of the same sex, or by having sex with a person who is bi.
Straight- Only gets turned on by people opposite sex, and is quite neutral about people of the same sex. Will indulge in acts of penetration with naturally occuring or artificial objects only in the holes designed for that purpose.
Modified Straight- Only gets turned on by the opposite sex, and is quite neutral about people of the same sex. Will indulge in acts of penetration with either naturally occuring or artificial objects only with people of the opposite sex, although this can involve any orifice and either partner being penetrated.
Bi-friendly - Gets turned on by people of the same sex a bit, but not enough to do anything about it.
Bi-curious - Has fantasies about members of the same sex, and would like to try it out for real. Unsure about which acts would be enjoyed.
Situationally Bi- Gets turned on by people of the same sex, and occasionally gets involved.
Orally bi- happy to indulge in acts generally considered to be 'foreplay' with people of the same sex. Will indulge in acts of penetration with either naturally occuring or artificial objects only with people of the opposite sex, but only in an orifice designed for the purpose.
Modified orally bi- happy to indulge in acts generally considered to be 'foreplay' with people of the same sex. Will indulge in acts of penetration with either naturally occuring or artificial objects only with members of the opposite sex, .although this can involve any orifice and either partner performing the penetration.
Bisexual - happy to have sex with people of either sex, including acts which involve penetration with either naturally occuring, or artifical objects. Any orifice, either partner being penetrated.
Gay- only turned on by people of the same sex and is quite neutral about people of the opposite sex. Will indulge in acts of penetration with naturally occuring or artificial objects only in any orifice
Very Gay - Only gets turned on by people of the same sex, and is actively turned off by people of the oposite sex, or by having sex with someone who is bi.
Heterophobic (Just to complete the other end of the list)
Now, has anybody been missed out? rolleyes
lhk
Excellent - ta biggrin
I thought you'd found these definitions somewhere! Thats a great effort. wink
Mxxx
Quote by foxy30s_cpl
I can see and undoubtedly many others can see where Love Commando is coming from on this. As a regular, what he did was inconsistent though. We are all aware that if your face fits you could post a description of sounds from last nights Vindaloo and still attract the adoring crowd
* please dont even think about it :scared:
Edited : Just read LC`s post...well acknowledged LC biggrin

Fine. I'll shut-up. Lately it's kinda safer just to read the forum anyway.
So much unnecessary bitchiness
Libra-Love, the point of mine that you have highlighted was pointing out that regardless of content of the post (wont say quality as this is a subjective term) the author and post should surely be treated with consistency. I guess the analogy couldve been better selected if Id wanted to. x
I'm really confused by this? :sad:
Do you mean that if someone is well liked on here then even if they make a post which upsets people they should be given allowances? Or does that mean that if you say something once which annoys people all your posts from then on should be treated with disdain? What does the 'surely be treated with consistency' mean please?
Mxx