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Elissamay
Over 90 days ago
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I'm not sure i can say redface Its not one of things that has been mentioned already.... although i've done a fair few of them too surprisedops:
I think i'd like Angelina Jolie because she has big lips and a wicked streak in her sex life... or Toni Collette because she is simply brilliant and can play anyone.....
Or the girl from the film Secretary!
Mxx
I have to admit, i'm just pleased this is one SH row that Surreycouple and myself appear to have managed to stay out of!
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(Until now...mwah hahahahahaha.... I think that the guy did nothing wrong in posting that, most of what gets posted is light hearted - it was less than two weeks ago that everyone wanted the place to be more lighthearted FFS rolleyes )
Snugglin'
Saturday/Sunday mornings
Getting sent presents in the post - especially if they are rude :twisted:
Pyjamas and crisp clean white linen..........................
......Taking them off and messing up the linen!
Tea
Sleep
Secret
Secret
Secret
Secret wink
Mxxx
Proactive
'Blue Skying' something rolleyes
'Lets discuss this offline' meaning after the meeting
Vitamin C (i have my reasons!)
smackbottom
My annoying trait is that i HATE to be corrected or given unwanted advice!
Plus, i am very grumpy in the morning....
I think i'd be more inclined to believe in Santa than God!
I really dislike that one by Slade, because it was on that loo roll Ad for so long and the one Argos used until it made me want to hurt people mad :x
Quote by Ice Pie
I'm not sure if you guys use this term on this site, but i am referring to Members using more than one alias to post.
It seems sometimes that posters have a very similar style to those who might have already left, or simply want another identity! I'm sure this isn't the case with almost 100% of the people on here - but i was curious to know if this has happened?
For example, named and shamed posters reapplying under different names, or simply people just having Two sign ins?
Ta guys, Mxxxx

In the case of people asking to be deactivated and leaving of their own accord then coming back with a different ID, I think there's probably one or two, but if I thought I knew who they were I'd keep it to myself. Banned people reinventing themselves is expected and I think the mods watch for them and give them the heave-ho when they spot them.
Running more than one ID simultaneously is often an attempt to disrupt in some way without being recognised, but they're easy to spot. I'm a member of a forum site elsewhere that's composed mainly of sock puppets - hundreds of active 'members' but only about 50 actual people. On that site it's accepted, but it's a very different kind of board. It does happen on here, but it doesn't take a genius to spot a sock puppet - even if you don't know exactly who they are, they know too much to be genuine newbies - and they never last more than a couple of posts.
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I have an alternate sign-in.. was done ages ago to wind Blue up lol

Naughty Girl - come here and smackbottom
Hello you!
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No phone line in the house so we have to use interweb cafes at the moment!
Mxxx
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Thanks Clare - don't worry though i had no intention of naming and shaming anyone - i guess what i meant by that is those who have left feeling 'disgraced' might come back under a new guise... sorry for the confusion - been a long week!
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Mxxx

It bloody has,heres to the weekend drinkies
I'd agree with that.... i want a glass of wine*
* Or Seven wink
MXxx
Thanks Clare - don't worry though i had no intention of naming and shaming anyone - i guess what i meant by that is those who have left feeling 'disgraced' might come back under a new guise... sorry for the confusion - been a long week!
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Mxxx
i am referring to Members using more than one alias to post.
It seems sometimes that posters have a very similar style to those who might have already left, or simply want another identity! I'm sure this isn't the case with almost 100% of the people on here - but i was curious to know if this has happened?
For example, named and shamed posters reapplying under different names, or simply people just having Two sign ins?
Ta guys, Mxxxx
(edited for personal reasons!)

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Not too big (which is very important!) with an excellent wibbly wobbly feel to the shaft and little angled head.... ooooh!
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Are there any girls here who don't find rabbits do the job ?? They leave my girlfriend cold - she says she needs something hard and fast to work!!
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Me .... absolutely hate mine mad too big noisy cumbersome and stupid for me .... much prefer smaller quieter harder to anything else.
I tend not to be a fan of vibrators,,,, fingers and tongues for me every time :twisted:
I agree with Calista about the rabbit... my fave at the moment is the 'Zig Zag Shag' from Ann Summers, crap name, but great for arses :twisted: :twisted:
Mxx
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I hate Christmas pudding - i'm going to have a huge cocktail with loads of Umbrellas, twirly things and sparklers in it, whilst sat on the Beach!
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You lot really will argue about anything!
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For the record, i don't really have an opinion either way, and if i did i wouldn't say it for fear of being branded a bully for the 1,0000,0000 millionth time.
Mxxx
Just on the subject of Morals, i don't think that Swinging means you don't have morals...
dunno
I love (not together)Lamb, Peanut Butter, Cheese, Mashed potato (especially with garlic and cheese), Roast Beef (how English of me rolleyes ), Butter (Cornish butter, being a country girl originally) SeaBass, French Mayonnaise, chocolate, 'fake' crisps, picnic eggs, Jamie Oliver Fish Pie, Belgian Waffled with hot chocolate sauce and Vanilla bean ice cream, Massaman Kai Curry - mmmmm... food!
I hate - Raw Tomatoes, Pizza, Celery (takes more cals to eat then it has in it, surely is officially then, NOT FOOD), and salt - i have a salt phobia, cannot have it touch my skin, literally terrified of it.
Ooh i'm a right bookworm :shock:
Hunter S Thompson Biography - can't for the life of me think of the name at the moment
Galapagos or SlaughterHouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
Absolutely anything by Glen Duncan
Human Stain Philip Roth
The Liar Stephen Fry (so, so funny)
Billy Pamela Stephenson
Brave New World Aldous Huxley