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Fozzie__Bear
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Calamity Jane
Mrs Bennett, you can't go and not unveil yourself :twisted:

Point your pistols at her, Jane !!
No, I meant your guns !! wink
Quote by groucho
i am not myself this evening melons so forgive me I will feel better tomorrow and say hi again
lol

You'll feel better ?
Does better know this ????
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
This seems to be rather a small gathering this evening.
I had heard 'twas to be an elegant ball!
and still no Mt Darcy!
So who will start my heart racing instead?

Miss Bennet, I could be the one to get your heart racing and your breathing to come in gasps.........
Ready ?
Right - first one to run all the way round the forum three times wins !!!!! lol :lol:
{besides, it's normally my audience doing the running !}
Oh Mr Fozzy - how amusing!
But how could you ask a lady to run in these clothes
I think it's fair - you try getting me out of this fur coat !!
{pause}
I said....you try getting me out of this fur coat..... wink
Quote by Calamity Jane
hairy top lip....you've met the wife then....

I thought that was Fozzy!!
So who is Fozzy if it's not your wife confused
Fozzy is what I normally am after too many drinks !!
You may have noticed some famous chacters having a little fun this evening - it's a masquerade ball which ended up with about 5 people taking part........about 5 more than my normal audience !!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
This seems to be rather a small gathering this evening.
I had heard 'twas to be an elegant ball!
and still no Mt Darcy!
So who will start my heart racing instead?

Miss Bennet, I could be the one to get your heart racing and your breathing to come in gasps.........
Ready ?
Right - first one to run all the way round the forum three times wins !!!!! lol :lol:
{besides, it's normally my audience doing the running !}
Melons ?
I bet you're a handful !!!!!
Melons ? Handful ?
No ??
TAXI !!!!.............
Quote by Christopher Lee
I wonder who that guy in the Roger Moore mask is?
rotflmao

You don't know ?
Oh, thats easy !!!
lol
Quote by groucho
fozzie..if the pig turns up yer gonna get keeeerthumped.....

That would be one great pork chop !
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
I feel almost naked without mine.....

Oh My!
I do hope there with be none of this nakedness this evening.
My sensitive disposition could not handle it!
It's not your disposition we were thinking about you handling !!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - thank you !
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
But hey bribery is still allowed!!!!!!!!!! lol :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

Bribery, you say ? Thats my kinda currency !!! How about free tickets for the Masquerade Ball happening over by the bar ?
See you there or see you bear !!
Quote by groucho
hope the frog dont turn up and screw yer act fozzie

The frog I can handle.......it's the pig I'm worried about !
Quote by Calamity Jane
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Yoohoo wave
Virgin blood here! Hello biggrin
.......... now, wheres this ball you're on about? :twisted:
Virgin blood ? Thats virgin on the ridiculous.....hey, and I'm ridiculous !!
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Good Evening everyone!
My this seems a pleasant place.
Has anyone seen my Mr Darcy this evening?
Miss B

Evening Miss B, you may think this is a pleasant place but thats just because it's the interval in my act !
Evening Calamity !
Good to see somebody else used to wearing a hat - I feel almost naked without mine.....
Quote by Christopher Lee
So, Foz, what do you reckon to my chances of finding some virgin blood at this ball?

Oh, negative ?
Fangs for being a great audience !
Quote by Angel Chat
I liked an awful lot of these smile
19) When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

I tried too but the booking to play the forum tonight was legally binding !!
I've already used my best material.....and I've no idea what to use for my second line !!
I say, I say , I say - what do you call an unexpected courtesy call ?
My best audience of the week !!
Hi to you Alex !
I'd show myself a little more in my picture to see what you think, but I'm a little bear !!!
{tada !}
I asked for top billing at this Ball and got it - it cost me a fortune !!!!!
Billing ?
Cost ??
Aw, you're a tough audience !
Last time I searched an engine all I found was oil.......all over my fur !!!!
{tumbleweed}