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Warming the Bed
{Fozzie unzips his furry costume to reveal...............}
Carpathian !
{sorry folks, was watching England lose !!)
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Quote by neilinleeds
ere fozzie, that cyrano fella. bet all he does is cut'n'paste from some bloody internet translator thingy. reckom he ain't french at all ya know! and a good bloody job too!! big nosed fecker tho eh??
neil x x x x

I once had a friend with a nose that big - cost him a fortune in tissues but was great at getting pickles out of a jar ! cool
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Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Gosh this bodice is tight, I am feeling quite faint.

"You're feeling faint ?"
Who said that ?
{tumbleweed}
Faint / Feint ?
Give this bear a break !
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Fozzie__Bear
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This bear usually doesn't get paid for keeping a club swinging either - though thats usually cos my agent has run off with the cash.............. wink
What do you mean I've got the wrong idea ?
{re-reads thread}
:shock:
I'll get my neck-tie..........
PS Do bears get hugs too ?
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Hey, Cyrano !!
This bear doesn't have a clue what language you're speaking but he NOSE you must be saying something too important to SNIFF at !!!
wink
You're a great audience.....just put those swords and guns down !
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Hey, another comedian !!
That reminds me, I once dialled a wrong number when I tried to book somebody to clean my office............. and I couldn't sit down for a week !!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ! lol :lol: :lol:
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Whats all this talk in difficult rhyme
this bear struggles with one liners most of the time
Be kind to this furry fool
especially when he fails to quite get a grasp on what this thyming thing is all about
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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To you all, goodnight from this furry brown bear - and to Skippy, for your conduct already, I'd just like to say......Tut tut !!! lol
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This bear is gonna be leaving the stage too soon - makes a change to leave and not get dragged off !
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{Fozzie tries to think what will impress Jane after shiny motorbikes and acting credits seem to put him in the shade.......}
Ah !!!
{Fozzie removes hat, looks at Jane, smiles.......and waggles his ears}
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Quote by Calamity Jane
Why Groucho, I can take ye all on, why, if I can't then my name ain't Camality Jane!

You'll take us all on ?
Thats the sort of show I'd rather be in the audience for !!
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Quote by groucho
the fonze has nicked calamity jane
and left fozzie looking on in awe
he cant compete for her charms
with a hand up his arse to work his jaw

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Calamity Jane
Fozzie, youuuu wanna bring your fuzzy self to The Golden Garter .... why if they don't laugh at you, I will surely dress up in one of them injuns with a papoose over my shoulder for your next show

Fuzzy ? Me ?
Maybe I need a razor.......a damn good razor !
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Wow, that was some move on Jane........
Hmmmmm - Fozzie....Fonzie............
Damn, one letter out ! He gets the 'cycle and I get the battered hat !
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Quote by Calamity Jane
if ya never done it before, you're mighty likely to shoot before yore ready!!!

I saw the doctor last week - and he said just the same !!
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Quote by groucho

Have you just come on the stage ?

:shock:
Are you misquoting me Groucho ?
You'll lose Marx for that !
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Quote by Calamity Jane
Fonz ..... you don wanna rootin tootin root beer!!
Make mine a sarspirilly while yer there
YeeeeeeHaaarrrr
:twisted:

Hey Jane !!
Have you just come in on the stage ?
My audience normally want me on the stage - the first one outta here !!!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Foooooozzie in the house !
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Hey, Fonzie !!
I've heard the audience on your show - are they free for hire ?
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Quote by groucho
I gotta feeling that the others have all gone to a film premiere or something......

Yeah, I figure that if we got together for a comedy double act right now we'd outnumber our audience by two !
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Quote by groucho
hey fozzie nice to see you working again.
biggrin

Yeah, two bookings in a row - my record !
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Quote by willxx69
Good Lord!! I don't think I can handle this on a Friday night (or any other time, come to that). I have enough trouble remembering who I am at the best of times without registering as someone else so that I can sign in as someone different and pretend to be someone I am not just to see if other people who are also signing in under assumed identities can guess who I am or not.
:crazy: Frankly, I am so confused now that I wouldn't be able to tell them if they were right or wrong. In fact I am quite likely to believe that I am whoever they say I am.
:

Last time I saw somebody that good with words it was my agent drafting my contract - thats why I'm paying HIM for me to work here tonight !! rolleyes
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OMG !!
:shock:
Miss Piggy !!!!
Is Ratzo there too ?? - we've been working on a new act ! God knows, I need one !
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Hey, great to be back !!
Great show last night - loved the ball and ended up signing autographs for my entire audience....then he went home !
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Well, you've all been a wonderful audience - you're still here !!!
I suggest we all come back and try this again next week - lots of ads in peoples signatures to make it well known.........or I'll be the only muppet logged on that night - literally !!
The bear has left the building !!
Fozzie
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Quote by groucho
as a clue, do bears eat honey or jam?

This bear likes nothing better than eating honey :twisted:
Let me tell you - she's quite a honey too !! :twisted: wink lol :shock:
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Last time I saw people vanish this fast I was on stage.
Actually, this happens every time I'm on stage !!
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Quote by dazandlou
we're going to Kos

Rather too sunny for my liking.
Should you ever find yourselves in Transylvania and in need of accomodation, I can assure you of a most restful stay at my castle.
Um, thank you for the offer but I prefer sun, ta!!!!
If you fancy somewhere quieter you could always try the front row at one of my shows ??
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