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Sorry to hear about your step daughter. I hope one day we can stop cancer before it starts so people do not have to go though all that treatment. My dad had radiation treatment for cancer when I was young and he is ok now.
Big hugs to you all and hope the rest of the treatment goes well to.
Big hugs to you all and hope the rest of the treatment goes well to.
Quote by PoloLady
Can you tell me my future please? I have some shiny foil mince pie cases you can have or some slimy fat i cut off the gammon joint the other day!
OK
hmmmm, owwww, errrrr.
I see a gloved hand touching your neck, running the fingers down your body to the top of your trousers. The glove is tight rubber clinging to the hand. Your trousers are being unzipped. The gloved hand goes in and firmly grips your...........OMG!
Do you have to do that whilst you are washing-up? And your marigolds are too small!
lol washing up can get very exciting at times and maybe I had run out of washing up liquid and needed a subsitute
Then put a suit jacket on to cover up the tear at the back and pray that sitting down does not tear them all the way down your bum :lol:Personally I would not want to go to a casino for a first meeting. Although it might not be your intention to spend lots of money, if someone said that to me I would be suspisious that she would want me to go spending lots of money on her there and that would put me off..... but maybe I'm just paranoid lol. Thats my view anyway.
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i like a good munch on a cob
i did say cob did nt i
phew
stop talking about food im trying to diet here
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Yes you can get a lovely juicy hot cob form the guys at KFC, but don't forget the finger lickin gravy (it's great when dribbled over the legs and breasts - not a fan of the wings!)
That reminds me of a joke I heard ages ago when i was younger. It went someting like:
What does a woman and a bucket of KFC have in common?
When your finished eating it out you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in. lol
I agree the best porno's are when they look like they are are enjoying it and there is a good plot. Most of the acting in them for the ones that have a story to them is terrible but you get the odd one thats really good. Some of them start off with god roleplay but just seem to give up half way though the sex. Stories can be really good I think cos it does not rely on peoples acting. I have not managed to find any good audio stories on the net though.
I onced faked that i was wanking and had an orgasm while having phone sex but I dont know if that really counts. I really was not in the mood so I just played along pretending I was actuly doing it. I remember smiling to myself at the time thinking she was probably doing the same thing on the other end of the line lol
Hope you have fun and it goes well 
Bolling would be a fun idea to though. I just went bolling a couple of weeks ago forgot how much fun it was. :)
If you meeting someone for the first time though I think its always best to go somewhere that you can easyly walk away from without having to feel like your stuck there with them for a long time. I prefer to just go for a drink and a chat for a first meeting. Sometimes you find out they are not what you where expecting at all even if you have known them for a while on the web. I made that mistake the first time I met someone off the net. I gess it depends how confident you are.
Have fun and hope it goes well
Bolling would be a fun idea to though. I just went bolling a couple of weeks ago forgot how much fun it was. :) If you meeting someone for the first time though I think its always best to go somewhere that you can easyly walk away from without having to feel like your stuck there with them for a long time. I prefer to just go for a drink and a chat for a first meeting. Sometimes you find out they are not what you where expecting at all even if you have known them for a while on the web. I made that mistake the first time I met someone off the net. I gess it depends how confident you are.
Have fun and hope it goes well
Being single can be fun. The freedom is nice and not having to work out what you did wrong because she wont tell you. It can be lonely at times though and nothing beats knowing someone loves you, being able to tell them things you cant tell anyone else and waking up in the morning with someone cuddling you.
but the pencil was a kinda strange present. (This was from an adult hehe)