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Happy__Cat
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 84
0 miles · Kingston upon Hull
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Quote by Angel Chat
It's not just the suck em joke that was wasted. I heard the "woosh" from here and came to find out what caused it :giggle:
I feel like a right twat and along you come with your twisty knife!
Anyway, that was the final straw, I'm re-branding meself. You wait till you see the new model me, its only a matter of time, I've got the backroom boffins working on the relaunch as I type
Quote by northwest-cpl
I was always a Morrisons man myself but for convenience I am now Tescos. I prefer Morrisons.
I bet there are a few that can sleep more easily in their beds now.
And there was me thinking you were more a Lidl sort of guy - just shows you never can tell.
There you go, confusing yourself. You were thinking of your hero Billy Liddle. Bit before my time but i hear he was great.
Quote by Jas-Tim
Is Happy Cats or My profile name the silly one? if it's the latter then I do take offence.
Paddy! Pad! Pat!
No need to be offended, I wasn't trying to offend, I was being silly. Happy Cats (i wish i could lose the s) is the silly name.
The newbie has beens aren't a threat to you but an opportunity to make new friends and acquaintances. Most importantly a bit of laugh to grease lifes wheels.
When our relationship develops beyond this type of thread to us talking shite and you ripping the piss out of me, we may find things in common.
Ya fat arsed git, you're always silly
Jas
XXX
Says the dippy moo whose arse has its own postcode!
Quote by Qbu
There used to be a neighbours beautiful black cat that would visit and lie on my desk purring contentedly. It was asleep next to my monitor the one day when I was trying to think of a name and I thought to myself, what a happy cat.
I now have a fantastic white cat as per my avatar.
Awww, ya big softie.
If only people would take the time to see!
Quote by Paddy
Is Happy Cats or My profile name the silly one? if it's the latter then I do take offence.
Paddy! Pad! Pat!
No need to be offended, I wasn't trying to offend, I was being silly. Happy Cats (i wish i could lose the s) is the silly name.
The newbie has beens aren't a threat to you but an opportunity to make new friends and acquaintances. Most importantly a bit of laugh to grease lifes wheels.
When our relationship develops beyond this type of thread to us talking shite and you ripping the piss out of me, we may find things in common.
Quote by northwest-cpl
as long as the beans dont touch the egg.
yer big jessy - it's all mixed up in yer stomach anyway.
Dear oh dear, where to begin?
One doesnt put ketchup on caviar does one? One might have ketchup on ones chips immediately after the caviar but the fact it all ends up in ones stomach is irrelevant. You pheasant!!
Quote by noladreams
I love oysters. Preferably raw with tabasco & lemon, on the half shell. But I will happily eat them in cooked dishes too.
Guess that's what Nolaville does to a gal :giggle:
Yeah yeah drone drone.
Where do you stand on beans on a fry up???
Beans, ok. But not all over it.
Tinned tomatoes, definitely no.
What about beans touching the egg? I notice you strategically side stepped that one!
