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Happy__Cat
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 84
0 miles · Kingston upon Hull

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Quote by tigersgobounce69
Major rant....just got back off holiday. We went away last minute to a little villa in Spain and it was lovely. BUT...the Car Hire Companies are total pissing taking wankers.
We hired a car and it was 80 Euros. It was only a small car as there was only me and Mr Tigs. We then got told that we had to pay another 4 euros for additional insurance. We both had an idea that this might happen. They then proceeded to charge us 101 Euros for a tank of diesel...This was a fecking joke, especially as we only used half a tank and you dont get a refund for the unused half....No the cheeky fecking piss taking wankers then charge the next person 101 Euros for a full tank but in actual fact they are only putting in half a tank, cause Ive just paid for the other half.....grrrrr. OH and the car was bloody filthy...Grrrr RANT OVER

I'm just back from France and had this too (60 euros), the thieving bastards! Its near impossible to leave an empty tank, I did consider parking up and putting a brick on the accelerator or a brick through the Hertz window.
Quote by flower411
Can't help but notice that this forum is now dribbling along with a negative thread ...
Way to go ! Whoever came up with the rejuve idea !!
It's now totally dead ..... sleep tight Neil x and sleep tight SH

Ok, forget the rest, but........
I really do hope you're American.
Way to go??
Fuck me! Do you say "gotten"?
Quote by Dlep
Maybe Happy-Cat is polydactyl??

I thought they'd died out?!
lol
bolt
There you go again, fuckin irritating me!
You're a young good looking lad with a bright future, so i feel, this time, obliged to let you off.
Quote by Dlep
Blokes that whistle. I was in a supermarket and this twat was doing what only can be described as bird impressions, i could hear him from 3 aisles away. God its irritating.

innocent
lol
I say the word "irritating" and you appear. How apt!
wink
Blokes that whistle. I was in a supermarket and this twat was doing what only can be described as bird impressions, i could hear him from 3 aisles away. God its irritating.
See meaty, theres more that unites us than divides us.
You're still a twat though.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
don't get me started- fekin torrent mate, fekin big torrent!

Come on, tell me.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Grumpy old bastards starting moan threads :mrgreen:

Set it aside and join me. You know you want to.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Piss off cock head- we don't care flipa :giggle:

Cock head my arse!
The reduced counter. The bastards have started to alter the times they put things on there.
People (women mainly) to whom actually having to pay at the checkout is a total surprise!
Quote by sandybeach1
When I am in supermarket queue and one of those people holds a board up with a big sign saying this checkout is free then another one comes along and suggests you use the self-serve, if I wanted to use it I would already be using it and not standing in a queue, its my choice, leave me alone :censored:

Supermarkets, a thread on its own!!!
Old people. Shuffling about 3 abreast and gossiping right next to the thing you need to get off the shelf
Pubs that serve coffee in the evening. You go to the bar and think "its ok, im after this feller" then he orders a coffee. A fuckin coffee!! It then takes ages to create the bloody thing what with the milk in a separate little jug, sugar and the stupid biscuit, youre stood there like a twat for 10 minutes.
Its my thread, I'm going to moan all evening lol
Blokes that wear flip flops anywhere other than a beach. Do you realise how piggin stupid and gay you look?
One of my mates wore some down the pub once, I call him a mate but you know what I mean. Anyway off he went to the toilet only to come back with piss stained feet. Worra twat!
Quote by Qbu
Ffs. I think I've just fallen in love with you. Again. Damn!

Thats 26 fuckin times now and where has it got me?
Food descriptions
e.g.
Sun ripened tomatoes
Baby potatoes
Drizzled with.....
Rustic
Cooked to perfection
Boils my piss it does
Quote by sara2010
feck feck feck feck ..... nuff said ............. rant over and breathhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thats the spirit. Not quite the content but the spirit nonetheless.
Quote by northwest-cpl
It was emotional today, the ground singing "you'll never walk alone" I filled up and had a tear in my eye. Some bastard had stood on my toe.

Stop moaning - you've another 5 on that foot.
lol :lol: :lol:
Get!
Need to let off steam? Irritated? Fancy a rant?
Heres the place.
Why is it when I get home and get out of the car, I balance everything in one hand in readiness for getting my keys to open the door,the bastard things are in the other pocket? I then have to spend ages pissing about re-balancing everything
Eh? Why is it?
Quote by Qbu
The ground was singing?? Blimey! Sounds like you'd already had your 'medication'....

You know, I do despair sometimes really I do!
Quote by northwest-cpl
Hey, leave the lad alone. At least they sorted an early kick off for him so that he could be back at the home in time for nurse to give him his meds.

I'm about to open my red wine medication, thats all I need.
It was emotional today, the ground singing "you'll never walk alone" I filled up and had a tear in my eye. Some bastard had stood on my toe.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Has everyone stopped fighting/bitching now then? wink

Do that include ridiculing Happy Cats- as I think that is just classed as 'normal service'? lol
Bloody fuckity hell!
Its Happy-Cat. Cant you even get that right?
Quote by sandybeach1
Now going to have a chilled time with family (and maybe a bit of perving in secret)

You wouldnt be from the south west would you? lol
Quote by Angel Chat
Today I had fun with a chainsaw, now i'm bloody knackered.

After fun with a chainsaw, I'm not surprised you're bloody!! :eeek:
God!
I wish I had said fucking now!
Quote by Qbu
Today I had fun with a chainsaw, now i'm bloody knackered.

Bloody knackered? Doesn't sound good!
Aha! Not bloody and knackered.
I didnt realise what hard work it is using one of them things. I'm not the type to give up though, oh no, i completed the job. Now I can barely move.