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Hokum
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 57
Bi-curious Female, 65
0 miles · Glasgow City

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I'm not representative of all woman, but i'm possibly more representative of women's feelings than you.

No doubt about that Moderator.
But how is my geralisation sweeping when it is expressed as a generalisation and not couched as a general rule ?
others are allowed them as well irregardless of gender

Did I suggest otherwise ?
No.
As your post only barely touched on the actual topic I can only assume that this is an example of your unbias moderation.
Ever slapped ketchup on you dinner only to find one extra sausage on the plate ????
Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.
Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.
"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

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If they don't have a pool table then sign up for the Karoake and you recognise each other by the songs you each sing.
You'll recognise me because I'll be singing Tie Me Kangeroo Down Sport! lol lol
Put your names down on the pool players list blackboard as you go in. ;)
Download an alexa toolbar. You'll get other info on the sites you're visiting also.
There are plenty of other pop-up blockers.
I'm only replying because I'm sure someone can think of a better reply than this. :doh:
Quote by ant140
This is a thread in response to the other "femenist" rubbish...so here goes..
how many of you guys out there think "I havent satisfied her" thinking your really inadequate when really its the size of her "wind sock blowing in a force 7 gale"..
makes you think doesnt it..

Hey hey !! Great reposte Ant :thumbup:
Trouble is it's all relative.
If you say their pussy is too big and you can't feel the sides they could say it's just 'cause your small.
Simililarly ladies debating in the opposing thread. If penises seem to be getting smaller the older you get then ...........................................
But I did go out with a girl once who did alot of horseriding. Now I don't know if horseriding is good or bad for that sort of thing, I guess it depends on how you do it really but that was the only time I ever experienced that issue and it didn't last very long but that had more to do with her mother walking in on us one afternoon and going ballistic. (I knew the mother first)
1/ Pick her up while kerb crawling.
2/ Introduce her to your mother. lol
Quote by BoredUkGuy
i've been looking n the net to find the answere to this question and i fond on site were u can buy pill sto make it bigger they say dat small is less then 5inch average is 5-7 big is 8+ and very big is 10+

I like this definition the best so far. :thumbup:
I would say that your best bet was to type SUE into google and check the results.
It may take a while but I'm sure you'll find her. lol
Best = U2, Joshua Tree Tour, Cardiff Arms ?
Worst = Jackson Brown ,Perth ,Western ( After 30 mins I went and sat in the car park listening to the radio )
Quote by blasian_cpl
So anyone who shags an OAP is w/e ????

lol
Is that the voice of experience? blink
LOL not yet !!! hahahaha
But I'm sure my time will come. wink
I'd say
Unendowed = Below Average
Endowed = Average
Well Endowed = Above Average
Very Well Endowed = You've been stopped entering the country by customs after a holiday in a tropical country after being suspected of smuggling endangered snakes.
Quote by blasian_cpl
wot others would consider w/e?

Anything that requires the use of lube wink
So anyone who shags an OAP is w/e ????
The only consolation I get from having to get up at the crack of dawn everyday with a toddler are The Clangers and Bagpuss on C5 . :up:
But I won't be watching Magic Roundabout. I just know I'd be disappointed. It's just a parody of itself with slick Toy Story annimation and big stars eager to show they had childhoods just like the rest of us. The cool of Nostalgia.
I think it shows very clearly just how evolution works.
This man voluntarily excludes his DNA from the future gene pool.
A worthy contender for the Darwin Awards.
I knew it reminded me of a joke. :shock:
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope, I'm setting fire to the shed! You do what you like!"
lol, saw that the other day.
Man! you really have to have your priorities screwed up to do that.

Gravity is kind to you young Skywalker
I see the socks and sandels were cut out of the pic though. ;)
Who'd want to be Tom Cruise ? lol .To get that look I'd need to be amputated at the knees.
I haven't been here long enough to be an expert in these matters but why don't you put up your own ad ?
I'm sure the two girls above have got it right in essence. I don't intend sending any e-mails.
Shucks!!
I'm overwhelmed by your generous welcome.
Thanks for the welcome Debbiewebs.
OK, Misschief thanks.
I'll check the chatroom out next.
Thanks for the warm welcome.
Misschief, Kristof, and MrFC.
This seems like a friendly place.
Any important dos and don'ts I should know about or must read threads ?
What you want to know Bilko ?
Thanks for the welcome RedHot.
I appreciate it. wink
I'm from Hampshire and I joined on the spur of the moment.
Hey! I'm Hokum.
Just saying hello really.
I'll have a mosey around and try not to break rules.
I am a member of another board but you guys seem far more interesting.