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SLUT RED RASPBERRIES IN CHARDONNAY JELLY
You might think that no recipe could live up to this title. It’s a reasonable presumption, but thank God, a wrong one. This is heaven on the plate: the wine-soused raspberries take on a stained glass, lucent red, their very raspberriness enhanced; the soft, translucently pale coral just-set jelly in which they sit has a heady, floral fragrance that could make a grateful eater weep.
(Nigella Lawson "The Domestic Godess")
SLUT RED RASPBERRIES IN CHARDONNAY JELLY
You might think that no recipe could live up to this title. It’s a reasonable presumption, but thank God, a wrong one. This is heaven on the plate: the wine-soused raspberries take on a stained glass, lucent red, their very raspberriness enhanced; the soft, translucently pale coral just-set jelly in which they sit has a heady, floral fragrance that could make a grateful eater weep.
(Nigella Lawson "The Domestic Godess")
I don't think you can beat a really good fish pie - food of the Gods! Especially when made with really good natural smoked haddock, ood, prawns and cream topped with creamy ,buttery mash. Ummmmmm! Accompanied with some really good white wine and finished with "Slut Raspberries" (Nigella Lawson) with really thick cream........
And then some cheese
....and coffee
......and brandy
And then some cheese
....and coffee
......and brandy
(sorry if thats a bit wierd!)We have placed a few adverts on a few sites, and, after receiving replies or piccys it's either a Yeah! or a Nay! vote - so how do you say thank-you but no, in a way that causes the least offence?
Yes, I know we are all supposed to be "adult" enough to decline an invitation, but it's difficult to do this after some correspondence without fear of upsetting someone. Maybe it's a "gut" feeling, for some reason you don't think you will click, or you've seen the picture and they aren't quite your cup of tea (we know that sometimes we aren’t) - after all physical attraction is important.
So could some one please please please, give us some advice!
Cheers
Yes, I know we are all supposed to be "adult" enough to decline an invitation, but it's difficult to do this after some correspondence without fear of upsetting someone. Maybe it's a "gut" feeling, for some reason you don't think you will click, or you've seen the picture and they aren't quite your cup of tea (we know that sometimes we aren’t) - after all physical attraction is important.
So could some one please please please, give us some advice!
Cheers
!!!!Thinking about things that could be improved, couldn’t the “Lets Meet Up†area be just that, an area to “Post meet here, including personal meets, party invites, club get togethers, Munches, webcam sessions, phonesex and instant messaging� If points are to be made about the content of an ad then let it be done by PM. If it’s a crap ad then it won’t be replied to, simple as. It can be pretty intimidating for people to post here, and, although I get the point about “making friends†in the forum first, that section isn’t headed “Lets meet up if you have posted regularly in the forum, made friends etc Some couples/singles just want to meet strangers for sex, they aren’t interested in pursuing a friendship, and they shouldn’t be criticised for that. This site is here to serve all sorts of people, and if people are driven away then it’s the site that suffers. I’m sure everyone appreciates the hard work that is put in by everyone who helps to maintain the site and this is not a criticism, just a suggestion as to how things might be improved
ENJOY BEER----------
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, alcohol would be it.
The long-term benefits of alcohol have been consistently misunderstood
by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own drunken experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your alcohol tolerance.
Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your
Alcohol tolerance until it's faded.
But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself
puking in a gutter and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much
alcohol you drank and how fabulous it really was.
You are not as sick as you imagine.
Don't worry about where the next beer is coming from.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to pull a
page three model after 15 pints of Stella.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never
crossed your drink-addled mind, like the unexpected lack of ale in the
fridge on some idle Tuesday.
Drink one thing every day that scares you. Sing badly.
Be reckless when buying other people drinks.
Don't put up with people who are reckless when buying yours. Gargle.
Don't waste your time on shandy.
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and, in the end, it's only to the bar. Make up
compliments you received. Return the insults. If you don't succeed in
doing this drink more beer now. Keep your old ring pulls. Throw away
your old cans. Wretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know when you might dry-out in you life.
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 when they would
sober up. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still haven't.
Get plenty of kebabs. Don't be too kind to your liver. You'll hardly
miss it when it's gone.
Maybe you'll pull, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll get some bird up the duff, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll enter rehab at 40, maybe you'll dance the nude conga at
your 75th University Reunion.
Whatever you do, congratulate yourself far too much and berate others.
Your choices are half alcohol influenced. So are everybody else's. Enjoy
someone else's body.
Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what the lads
might think of it.
It's probably the only time you'll ever pull.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but on the street with a can
of Special Brew.
Ignore the directions, don't ever follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines, just cut out the pictures and put them on
your wall.
Get to know your parents. You never know when you'll have to tap them
for some cash.
Be nice to your barman. They're your best link to the bar and the
person most likely to stop you getting your head kicked by a bouncer
when paralytic in the future.
Understand that favourite drinks come and go, but with a precious
flammable few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in strength and consistency, because the
older you get, the harder it will be to neck ales like when you were
young.
Live in London once, but leave before it makes you a ponce.
Live in Liverpool once, but leave before everything you own gets stolen.
Dribble.
Accept certain inalienable truths:
Beer prices will rise. Bouncers will throw you out. You, too, will get
a hangover. And when you do, you'll fantasise that when you were young,
prices were reasonable, bouncers couldn't catch you, and hangovers were
NEVER as bad as this.
Respect alcoholics.
Don't expect anyone else to buy you a beer.
Maybe you'll have a huge overdraft. Maybe you'll have a wealthy bird.
But you never know when either one might stop getting you pissed. Don't
mess too much with alcopops or by the time you're 25 you will look like
a faggot.
Be careful whose cheap booze you buy, but be patient with those who
supply it.
Cheap booze is a form of rip-off. Dispensing it is a way of fishing old
stock from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the sell-by date
and re-selling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the alcohol. :cheers:
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, alcohol would be it.
The long-term benefits of alcohol have been consistently misunderstood
by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own drunken experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your alcohol tolerance.
Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your
Alcohol tolerance until it's faded.
But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself
puking in a gutter and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much
alcohol you drank and how fabulous it really was.
You are not as sick as you imagine.
Don't worry about where the next beer is coming from.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to pull a
page three model after 15 pints of Stella.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never
crossed your drink-addled mind, like the unexpected lack of ale in the
fridge on some idle Tuesday.
Drink one thing every day that scares you. Sing badly.
Be reckless when buying other people drinks.
Don't put up with people who are reckless when buying yours. Gargle.
Don't waste your time on shandy.
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and, in the end, it's only to the bar. Make up
compliments you received. Return the insults. If you don't succeed in
doing this drink more beer now. Keep your old ring pulls. Throw away
your old cans. Wretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know when you might dry-out in you life.
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 when they would
sober up. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still haven't.
Get plenty of kebabs. Don't be too kind to your liver. You'll hardly
miss it when it's gone.
Maybe you'll pull, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll get some bird up the duff, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll enter rehab at 40, maybe you'll dance the nude conga at
your 75th University Reunion.
Whatever you do, congratulate yourself far too much and berate others.
Your choices are half alcohol influenced. So are everybody else's. Enjoy
someone else's body.
Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what the lads
might think of it.
It's probably the only time you'll ever pull.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but on the street with a can
of Special Brew.
Ignore the directions, don't ever follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines, just cut out the pictures and put them on
your wall.
Get to know your parents. You never know when you'll have to tap them
for some cash.
Be nice to your barman. They're your best link to the bar and the
person most likely to stop you getting your head kicked by a bouncer
when paralytic in the future.
Understand that favourite drinks come and go, but with a precious
flammable few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in strength and consistency, because the
older you get, the harder it will be to neck ales like when you were
young.
Live in London once, but leave before it makes you a ponce.
Live in Liverpool once, but leave before everything you own gets stolen.
Dribble.
Accept certain inalienable truths:
Beer prices will rise. Bouncers will throw you out. You, too, will get
a hangover. And when you do, you'll fantasise that when you were young,
prices were reasonable, bouncers couldn't catch you, and hangovers were
NEVER as bad as this.
Respect alcoholics.
Don't expect anyone else to buy you a beer.
Maybe you'll have a huge overdraft. Maybe you'll have a wealthy bird.
But you never know when either one might stop getting you pissed. Don't
mess too much with alcopops or by the time you're 25 you will look like
a faggot.
Be careful whose cheap booze you buy, but be patient with those who
supply it.
Cheap booze is a form of rip-off. Dispensing it is a way of fishing old
stock from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the sell-by date
and re-selling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the alcohol. :cheers:
Nope - it did'nt work for so it's probably not gonna work here.
Found this in an old file - if you haven't seen it before - enjoy!
If Men Wrote Cosmopolitan...
Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so
he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue,
this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins
involved?
If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him
a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this
aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.
A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a
spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a
great glow to the skin. Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to let
you to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely
painful for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank
him, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour - and it should be encouraged. The
man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from
being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to
get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how
emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home.
Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a
nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you may wish to
video tape yourself while doing this, and to sell
it at flea markets.
To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice expensive present and cook
him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not
love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in
the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by
buying a nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.
Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating
feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again to
him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present and don't
forget to cook him a delicious meal.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes
to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not
confused emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember
is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes,
however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem strange
to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: There is no average time, but anything over two minutes is good.
Anything under that and you may be rushing your man. After your man has
finished making love, he'll have a natural desire
To leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps
another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the
purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal
thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out-while he's gone you can
busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even
going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
Q: What is "afterplay?"
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly
energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do
after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a
sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep
while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male
penis measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare
and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you
should go down on your knees and thank you lucky stars and do everything
possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment
and buying him an expensive gift.
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Found this in an old file - if you haven't seen it before - enjoy!
If Men Wrote Cosmopolitan...
Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.
A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so
he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue,
this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins
involved?
If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him
a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this
aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.
A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a
spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a
great glow to the skin. Interestingly, a man knows this. His offer to let
you to perform oral sex with him is totally selfless. Oral sex is extremely
painful for a man. This shows he loves you. Best thing to do is to thank
him, buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour - and it should be encouraged. The
man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from
being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair, and to
get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how
emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home.
Best thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a
nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget you may wish to
video tape yourself while doing this, and to sell
it at flea markets.
To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice expensive present and cook
him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not
love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in
the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by
buying a nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.
Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man-hating
feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again to
him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive present and don't
forget to cook him a delicious meal.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes
to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not
confused emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember
is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes,
however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem strange
to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: There is no average time, but anything over two minutes is good.
Anything under that and you may be rushing your man. After your man has
finished making love, he'll have a natural desire
To leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps
another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar for the
purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal
thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out-while he's gone you can
busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment, or perhaps even
going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's ready.
Q: What is "afterplay?"
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly
energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do
after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a
sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep
while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male
penis measures about 3 inches. Anything longer than that is extremely rare
and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over, you
should go down on your knees and thank you lucky stars and do everything
possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment
and buying him an expensive gift.
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Just thought we would add our "two pen'orth"!
We have only recently started swinging and went to a club on a quiet night to check it out. The staff were really friendly, showed us around and after having a drink we decided to go back on a couples night during the week. Everyone was very welcoming and on our return home we likened it to spending a night in a nude Labour club! We have been back a few times and at no time have we been made to feel uncomfortable or been pressured to do anything we would'nt want to. If you do decide to go to one rest assured that people will look out for you and look after you. Hope this helps
xx
We have only recently started swinging and went to a club on a quiet night to check it out. The staff were really friendly, showed us around and after having a drink we decided to go back on a couples night during the week. Everyone was very welcoming and on our return home we likened it to spending a night in a nude Labour club! We have been back a few times and at no time have we been made to feel uncomfortable or been pressured to do anything we would'nt want to. If you do decide to go to one rest assured that people will look out for you and look after you. Hope this helps
xx
We would have no intention of planing anything like the NW munch - from the sound of it it could'nt be beaten - unfortunately we missed it!
However it would be nice to get a small bunch of people together for a drink and a laugh, I' sure there are other newbies out there who whould feel comfortable with that scenario - maybe it would encourage them to dip a toe in the water?? - Anyway we'll see
xx L & N
However it would be nice to get a small bunch of people together for a drink and a laugh, I' sure there are other newbies out there who whould feel comfortable with that scenario - maybe it would encourage them to dip a toe in the water?? - Anyway we'll see
xx L & N
Thanks for that Mal.
If anyone is interested I would be quite happy to set something up with a few folk and take it from there, we just find clubs a little intimidating so something smaller would be better. If anyone is interested we could try and get hold of a venue for a weekend..............
If anyone is interested I would be quite happy to set something up with a few folk and take it from there, we just find clubs a little intimidating so something smaller would be better. If anyone is interested we could try and get hold of a venue for a weekend..............
