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Hotttie
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...wait a minute guys...If that's the case then not to worry we can cater for all...everyones circumstances are different so hold up before feeling that you are not goin to be able to meet up...
...Gettin away from it all sounded perfect, everyone on neutral ground etc, it certainly didn't mean ORGY as no ones sayin you have to get naked etc, there's plenty you can do there hense paying to go away for a weekend like a "weekend holiday"....although there'd be the option if you wanted depending if there are more experienced people on here, it gave an option for everyone...
...If you want to meet in a pub talk/chat etc that's fine to...I'd love to meet you all...
...I know it's not fair when your situation is less fortunate than others and it happens, just means you can't do the things you want to....Lord knows I've been there!
Anyway, could we get a vote perhaps on which month would be suited to everyone or is there dates when no one can make it...
....I'd like to just remind everyone that organising a party of people to join up isn't the easiest 'specially when others have commitments...it may be that we wont be able to please everyone, it happens but we can only try our best...
...I have exams at the end of September so I wont' be able to attend anything before got to study hard...
How about October / November...???
Love Hotttie xxx
...Ok for those of you interested in coming...pardon th'pun...I need to get an idea of how many of you would definately like to take part...
...There's a small deposit required and cancellation insurance...FAB! that can be covered initially...
...For security purposes and peace of mind cheques are to be sent to the Proprieter 12weeks before the due date...
Also, this gives us plenty of time to incase there are some out there who slip through the net...please dont waste our valuable time...
Pm me for details......there will be a certain amount places available and I really dont' want time wasters...but it will be a first come first serve and "reserve list" if we do get that many!!!
...I'd really love it if we could all make the magic happen... smile
Lots'a lurv...Hotttie xxx
...Wicked peeps!!!
I'll get on th'case with this...we gotta get somin sorted...n I promise to keep this thread updated n hopefully we can munch on soon baybeeee!
been looking at some venues today some look promising so finger's X'd!!!
Sarah, let me know if your gettin any we'sponses smile
Lots'a love
Le'Fox ....a.k.a....Hotttie xxx
What's your vote on £60 max per person poss less off peak season (16 sharing although we could be sly n try n get a few more in if we dare... 69position ), 2 days...heated indoor pool / sauna / SKY / Squash court - pool table ;) ...mid Wales???
Let me know your thoughts xxx ... :)
Quote by plumbpond
I used to be in the pub trade and have some contacts so if someone could PM me with the usually type of venue and requirements maybe I can come up with something. (no promises, but I'll give it my best shot.)

Hey Ladies n gents....been on a naughty adventure to France...just pickin up on this again!!!
Lady Plumbpond!!!! This is a definate :thumbup: if you can get somewhere!!! Every effort would be GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! As you can see and I'm sure I speak for the majority when I say that there are many of us here willing and ready and would definately be upfor meeting!!!
I would love to help out in ANY way possible to look for somewhere to host myself if so!!! Absolutely dying to hook up with y'all...
Got'a bring this to the top again just to keep our sweet selves in some hope in that this can be arranged...I'll look into a few places n hopefully the next post will be an invite!!! my apologies if it's not as the scene seems to be DEAD for Wales!!!
If it's a case of a small charge for all to come just to cover costs...would everyone be willing???
Am on the case for us all!!!!
Lots'a luv... ;)
Hotttie xxx
...Back on th'case with this one...
...I know Sarah'smentioned that she can arrange something for October...soooo much wanna meet y'all so bringin this to th'top again as a gentiiiiile reminder... 69position :love: :69:
...You all still up for it!!! smile
Hottie xxx
...My fella took me to The Fantasy Lounge in Cardiff...We walked in n managed to get front row seats within minutes...We'd had a few drinks n watched as th'ladies strut their stuff...wicked, naughty-ish lookin place, a WHOLE range of men in there from suited n booted t'th'young n fancy free...EXCELLENT!!! ...n being th'only other lady in there sitting n watchin least to say I turned some heads plus th'dress i was wearin...sexy gold lace just about covering my arse style...
...FANNY_TASTIC!!!...
...so my fella who'd promised me a dance says...pick a lady...man, there were some not so nice ladies in there but I got the hottest, youngest chick in there...strapped up in this buckled black leather number....you could see her nice n firm rack with a delicious golden tan n hairdown to her arse...I'll have her... :twisted: ....Hand over money Mr_C this girls mine...
She took me up to the back of th'room n stripped it lasted about two minutes, all for which I was greatful...a poignent moment in my life...pierced clit n just gently teasing it but no touchin it...I was GUTTED...lol...
She finished n kindly walked me back to my fella...who asked for a dance....GULP!
I've never been through something like that before n to watch him soooooooo focused on another lady stripping was theeeee HARDEST thing to watch...movies fine....this was TUFFFF!!!!!
I din watch him at first coz I din want him to feel uncomfortable n there was another girl on th pole to keep me amused...but she finished nt hat's when I joined my fella in watchin her ...n him takin kindly to me rubbin his cock as she performed...
What can I say...he didn't get hard...not sure if that was a good thing but it did settle my brain after knowing this as full on as it was at the time it really made me feel better after...
I'll defo do it again...
...Mad thing tho...We'd gone to the local morning breakfast place in town n I hear a knock on the window....IT WAS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9AM hung over to feck n this little hottie recognises ME!!!!!! Funny as....she invited us to her engagement party that night....
Hell of'a girl!!!! ...MAD EXPERIENCE...Let me tell you...but well worth doing if your relationship can handle something like that...
1) Naughty...
...n
2) Nice...
3)...n'll try anything twice ;)
Hotttie xxx
....copper load'a that!!!
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....fuckin brilliant....my old man used to work in the force....lol...if only ha ha ha ha ha
Quote by PoloLady
I don't really care what he/they are as long they are shagable and I get some too! :twisted:

G'wan sista....lol...now your talkin... ;)
Quote by Jags
Good question!
Smoking, drinking and contrating HIV are entirely avoidable and are not accidental. We look before we cross a busy road (mostly) and do lots of other things related to keeping our bodies and health safe.
Choose life! (god, I can hear Ewan McGregor saying it!).
:P
PS in edit: had to go find the words!
Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,
Choose a fucking big television
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase
in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbingspirit-crushing ga me shows
Stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,pishing you last in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,fucked-up brats You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.

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That's brilliant!!! Love th'Ewan McGregor thing you got goin on there............
BUT to quote you on "Smoking, drinking and contrating HIV are entirely avoidable and are not accidental" ........it isnt' always th'case
Please read...
Sometimes it's not the case so you can never be too complacent with what's out there...
...peace
...I don't think I'd like it at all...I've seen movies where it happens n all that n I just dont' think it's right...I don't know...just conditioned that way i guess...man should not lie with man but woman should defo lie with woman...tee hee...personal preference ay...
I wouldn't like my fella to do that n certainly wouldn't like it done to him...
s'not rite...but for those of u out there who love a bit of your own medicen...re'spect..
...I've done it in work for sure a few times, just nipped to the toilet...but once...lol...I was sitting in the reception area, covering for a colleague n reading about some naughty-ish stuff in th'paper...slipped my finger through my trou zip n voila...lol...talk about red cheaked...it was awesome th'thought that I could'a got caught tho tee hee...but thankfully we have camera's on every corridor so I could see who was cumin...if you get me... :twisted: ... wink
Boss!
Quote by s_wing843
I have a question for all you well groomed young ladies out there.
How do you get your pussy's so fantastically smooth? Is it through pain staking waxing methods or what?
I shave my tesers but I have to do it every 3 days or so, and even then they don't look as smooth as some shaven pussy's that you see!!!
How do you ladies do it? confused:

Here's one for ya....use Veet, used to be immac....it's a large (plenty of servins ;)) tube of cream n it's got a plastic spatula....this is th'best that i know after years of shavin n waxin which isn't t'best....th'amount I had to drink just so I din feel th'pain when my fella's lookin at me like this :twisted: ...lol...
Simple as....you put the cream over the area that you want covered leave it on for 8 mins n feck me th'results are amazing...may i say that you do have to have a shower as soon as coz there is amonia in there which isn't th'best for th'skin if you leave it on... :shock:
man your as smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth as....my fella uses it to do my pussy n tight ass..................n I use it to do his cock n balls...lol...best way though coz then you can get really naughty in your heads n swap ideas with th'added excitement of what your goin to get upto in th'shower...man we've had some naughty times...tee hee... :twisted:
...you're smooth as for at least two days n there's not a "bad as" stubble that growth back.... smile
Quote by kingofswing1
Never realise there was so many welsh here, maybe we should arrange some sort of social event - any ideas :P
chris x

A definate :thumbup: there King of swing!!!
Myself n Mr_C have been wanting to go to a party n they only seem to be in England...have been told that there is something goin on in Wales but Gwent area...no other posts to suggest that there's anything goin down in SW's so well up for a gathering of like minded folks n if there's anything that I can do to help (insert own joke) in contributing to this then just ask smile I'll be more that happy to help...(public sector facilities co-ordinator lol )
...a warm welcome to you...enjoy your time...xxx
hotttie
xxx
Hi there,
...Could you please inform me of why my Thread was blocked please, only for future reference....There was no offence to be caused but I do have a general interest which only seemed natural to ask....
please could you reply at your earliest convenience
Many thanks
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
can someone give me some tips on how to talk drity as the other half (Mr Northeast) has asked me do it but don't know were to start and go shy when I try redface

Just get really filthy....think of the most dirtiest thoughts of how you want to be nailed...
...I would like to tell you to be in control but sometimes that's a two way thing...but if you want to start talkin then you have to be th'one who know what you want...I felt well stupid the first few times that i said a few raunchy things but hat ws coz I wasn't sure if it went down well...but then he started talkin back, that helps....ALOT...n then I felt ready n that I could take th'lead on it n really rinse how I want him to........"lick me...not like that...push you tongue furtherin let me feel how warm that is"....let him do it....take your time...enjoy n then tell him to push his fingers in as many or as lil as you want....I guess if your just startin out lil things like this may be better than....down n out "Fuck me harder!!!!"
Give it a go...fingers X'd.....mmmmmh...then again lol
...
So is anyone here familiar with? regular at or just starting out in gushin?
....would like to know your views....been practising for some time now n really mastering th'Art...my fella thinks it's wellllllll sexy, soon as he can feel me gettin warm n him feelin so wet...WAT A FANNYTASTIC feelin ladies!!! BUT! rolleyes some men think it that it's not so good then otherz seem t'think that it is good...
Please share stories/experiences or views/opinions etc....really have a general interest in what you have to say smile
Top one ladies n gents!!!
Look forward to readin ur replies...xxx
...Hey hey hey....nice to meet th'Welsh maRRRssive!!! Hotttie here n her fella Mr_C...largin it in th'Diff (cardiff) ...
...Just out'a interest have any of you met before???
...or know of th'welsh version of swingin clubs on th'west side....Englund has it all goin on... dunno
ha ha ha ha ha...just seen this lol... blast
...Just got back on th'case...it's early morning n I have th'day off...shame my fella doesn't....but there's nothing stoppin me from doin what a girl knows best to do...tee hee...
Just a note to say thank you for the warm welcome...I've seen afew hello's from peeps that I've seen frequent this forum...er.../...madhouse! which is nice n a few others that I've got th'pleasure in getting to know to...you caught my eye ;)
...so it's off t'th'chamber to see what kinda naughty stuff this lil bad girls gonna get upto...
Yeh I've paid a guy to have sex....just coz I'm the filthy dominant style n wanted to f**k his brains out...I said my Thanks n left...it was a real turn on...s'pecially as he was cuffed in my room while I went out shopping...when I came back he was still there n rock hard...so i tipped the champagne that I'd bought all over him n soaked the £50 notes I left on his body...we've been together ever since...
....Myself to you all...
...Just starting out n look forward to joining in on the fun!!!
...New to it all, young.......ish (27) but willing to try anything twice... wink
...I'm happy go lucky, have an amazing man in my life n wanting to meet like minded peeps for some naughty chit chat n having some fun...smile
...just a lil somin for all you ladies ....n gents! out there with a wicked sense of humour...s'later :)
Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk and as the walk home is taking some time due to their state they find themselves desperate for a wee.
At this moment they are passing a church and decide to relieve themselves behind the headstones in the graveyard. As they finish they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with so the first woman decides to use her knickers and throw them away.
The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to lose them, but then she notices a new grave nearby with lots of new fresh flowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with thick soft ribbon. 'Just the job' she decides and without another thought duly pulls the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself.
Their task completed the women continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second - " We need to keep an eye on our wives, mine came home with no knickers on last night!"
"You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband "My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her ass that said, "We'll never forget you - From all the lads at the Fire Station"
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Quote by Stuart_Tanina
For some time now, we have become accustomed to only having our youngest at home. This has suited us very well smile, after all, he is 18 and often spends weekends with his friends :). This has given us the freedom of our house lol and we could come and go when we pleased, have the odd party, invite people round…….
But !!!!!!
Catastrophe !!!!!
Our daughter has split up with her boyfriend, and, horror of horrors, wants to move back home evil
Now, OK, we love her to bits, and we want to help her where we can. But this is going to cramp our style just a little :shock:. And it also means that one of our spare rooms is no longer a spare room mad. And she did say that she would be monitoring the times that we return when we go out :evil:. And we really don't know where she gets that from redface.
HELP !!!

arrrrrrr what....that's gutting....I feel for you, although I was in th'same position as your daughter once n th'same thing happened to me...th'Ex was a complete arse n I really needed the support of my family for a bit...I couldn't cope after a while coz I'd lived on my own for some time n was well independent...was out within 6months with a very good of mine...n I've had the best time since...
my parents to my knowledge weren't into any naughtiness god bless but I appreciate what your goin through....as well as your daughter...
Good luck n I hope everything works out for you...
Hotttie xxx
Quote by hotcoupleincar
biggrin How refreshing it is to see a man asking his wife for anal :D
evil Let him have it love :evil:

A-men! pardon le'pun...but I second that hotcoupleincar!
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
I don't understand... arseholes are for pooing aint they?? Hmm ouch.. not my thing in any, way, shape or form. Especially when you got a perfectly good vagina.. right there.. RIGHT THERE!! FFS. But then what ever possesses a man to fancy sticking his cock up a sheeps arse? Have you SEEN a sheep's arse? oooo... not nice. But then what do I know.. opinions are like arseholes........ everybody's got one.

...Then maybe you should try it...you might like it.......................but if it's a sheeps ass your thinking of/looking at gettin into...so to speak then I'll agree that I'd be put off to...lol...
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Hey Lou,
I really think you shouldn't worry toooooo much about what your going to do in life rite now and really think about enjoying yourself (not that you don't) ...Make th'most of what you are doing at th'mo good or bad coz it'll all fit into place somewhere along the line...
You'll make your decisions in life, some good n some perhaps not the best but it will help you in working out what it is you want out'a life...it's taken me 10yrs n I feel like I've got where I need to be workwise...working for charity...reasons for this...it's a good feeling to give something back, it's manic at times coz there's loads'a fundraising I get into and a sense of acheivement that i've helped others no matter if it's just a little bit...
There's so much out there that you can do, do it all...& at th'very least you can say that you have tried!!! It'll work out for you tho...
Enjoy being a spring chicken, it's th'best time of your life and it'll only get better, definately!
... smile
Hotttie xxx
Quote by Nicola&Alan
hey nymphos....
how do you get a guy to try it??
i mean, if hes never done it before hes not going to know if he likes it or not... so how do you persuade them?

He asked me how it felt when I was recieving and so I asked him whether he would like to get as good as he gives...obviously being a man it wasn't something that sounded natural to him...hense blindfold n etc...set the mood n took control... wink
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...!!! I've not heard that before but gonna go try it out.... biggrin
...2 mins!....

after a lil excitement, naughtiness n heated discussion...m'man came up with th'goods wink ... :P ...n it's th'length from his wrist to his middle finger...What a guy!!! n I'm one very lucky lady...hands like'a shovel!!! ...lol...I guess this wont be the case for all....but have fun in tryin it out! ... :D