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Hurtful__Todger
Over 90 days ago
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simon.r dont let him steal my thread you mofo! Me and the Mrs want to start so where do you go in the North West? confused
Whats the score with Cafe? I put it in Dogging as thats what were interested in! IUf I want a coffee I can turn the kettle on! lol
The Mrs is loving lynni133 on her avitar, she wants to know if she is into burger munching as we are NW! wink
Has it been ruined by the minority? I couldnt find a reply option!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/60851.html
Are all new members threads deleted or is it just because me and my wife have an interest in cars so we are deemed as "boy racers?"
2 threads saying the same thing in a few minutes! redface Has the brander come around with that glowing red stick saying "School boy" yet? Your time will come, just kepp friendly with your hand in the mean time! lol
Redhot:
Read my post properly please, I said you werent into dogs and already pointed out the beastiality thing! redface
On a serious note me and the wife are inquisitive about the scene, we have already pushed the boundaries beyond what people think are normal but want the next thing! Inviting a mutual friend round was our last thing and ended up having a VERY good night! ;)
I have been reading the stickies in the last hour as well, the comments about "boy racers" are out of order in my oppinion! Granted, the buggers that nail crap onto their car and think it is a performance vehicle are toss-pieces, however some of us love normal standard cars (me and my wife) so are we to be discriminated against as we have an interest in cars or will we be discarded like a used condom? mad
Poor south, he needs to flick his ruler around for imperial sizes and stop measuring from his arsehole (maybe that should read mouth?)
Can Admin change his username to Egg? Im sure he will only get laid once! lol
Hello all, first post here following someone saying the following is an example of dogging! (Copied over from another forum!) I know its not an example of dogging and am fairly broad minded (so is the wife), so do you have any better descriptions? My description was that it is a mobile form of swinging, he didnt agree and said all doggers molest animals or were sexually abused as a child! Any help or feedback is gratefully accepted!
Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:
"A drunk who claimed he had been ***** by a dog was yesterday jailed for
12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a
passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier,
called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in
Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they
thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer
they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all
fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to
him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened
by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and
Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it
if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to me."
He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The
dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol
problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act
which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his
drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time
at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who
voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public
highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an
absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."