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Iluvit1984
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 40
0 miles · Nottinghamshire

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My ex only ever gushed if I used fingers, I don't think its possible to hit the spot with enough force with your cock unless its L shaped! :shock: I learnt that theres the normal clit orgasm and the deeper more intense one through the finger work.
I found it with her help. Pushing 2 fingers up against the G-spot and pressing your thumb into the 2 fingers (which are inside pressing against the zone) from outside. Now I rubbed my 2 fingers and thumb together rather vigorously (yep it did seem extreme first time). After 20-30 seconds she said it felt like she wanted to pee, which she ignored. From there she always almost passed out with pleasure, was a more deep and long, rumbling orgasm. She didn't always gush, but I could tell it was much more intense feeling. Afterwards she would just lie there quiet with her eyes closed. The penetration/ clith orgasm seemed sharper and quicker. Duno really, hard for me to explain.
Hmmm, never really done anything embarassing during sex apart from the usuals that i'm sure everybody goes through.
There was one sequence of calamities once in a car. I was just getting into my stride when something so scarey happened, a blood vessel or something burst on my cock. The pain caused me to squeal (yep- i aint proud) and tense up suddenly which caused my thigh to cramp up- Now anybody who has had cramp in the thigh will know how painful it is. Anyway because of the combined pain of the cramp and the penis I just bucked/ jumped/ popped upwards and everywhere. The result; inadvertadly slapping nut on my girlfriend. So there was a half naked girl whincing and checking her face for blood and a trouserless lad who, unable to show any compassion, continued to panic and scream like a girl and find a position to lie where the excrutiating cramp in my leg would leave me alone and where I could inspect my todger, find out what the hell had happened.
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I can feel a shooting competition coming on!! wink
Please let me have a ringside seat.

I want one right at the back and the fecker who hits me has a date!! ;)
:laughabove: :laughabove:
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I'm not sure if I want to explode half way across the room luvit! :shock:

Ahhh come on man! In 6 months time, instead of the usual dribble you'll be cleaning it off the ceiling... it'll be like your own natural inbuilt super soaker! :haha:
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everyone got a magnifying glass???

Nope! lol
When you put it onto imageshack did you click the first picture on the site so you could see it in full size and then get the url for the full size one? Or is the picture just small?
woops double post. It told me before that the thread didnt exist and my message didn't show. Flippin thing.
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can someone point me to where it tells you how to add sexy provocative man pics to the forum???

The way I do it is by putting in the website addy for the picture, then scrolling over it all to highlight it and clicking the "Img" button that is about 3 inches up there ^^^^ just below the subject box.
So it ends up looking like but without the ***'s. That same thing without the *'s lookes like
Hope that helps, im a bit rubbish at giving instructions! confused
Quote by de_sade
You can sort the problem out mate, or at least help it by performing an exercize called a 'Kegel'.
Basically it involves tensing your BC muscle...

BC muscle? dunno
Bum control? Big cock? Before Christ? Back Chasm? Blue Cheese? Butt Cheek?
Sorry not being a body-builder your technical jargon is lost on me. Care to explain what a BC muscle is...?
:dunno:
When you next go to the toilet for a number 1, stop yourself half way through and THAT is your BC muscle. Its the one you use to pump extra blood into private johnson too when hes starting to slack a little.
Can do the exercise anywhere and any time and it only takes a few minutes. I got it from a channel 4 programme a few years back. Porn stars (both girls and boys) do it in that industry. It helps the blokes in controling themselves and so they can explode half way across the room, and it keeps the ladies tighter.
Would never of told my ex to do 'em mind, she'd of clouted me! :scared:
Quote by de_sade
You can sort the problem out mate, or at least help it by performing an exercize called a 'Kegel'.
Basically it involves tensing your BC muscle...

BC muscle? dunno
Bum control? Big cock? Before Christ? Back Chasm? Blue Cheese? Butt Cheek?
Sorry not being a body-builder your technical jargon is lost on me. Care to explain what a BC muscle is...?
:dunno:
When you go to the toilet for a number 1, stop yourself half way through and that is your BC muscle. You'll know what it is, is the thing you use to pump extra blood into private johnson too. Same muscle for the ladies too.
Can do it anytime, anywhere and only takes a few minutes. I got it off a programme I watched on channel 4 a few years back, porn stars do it to help them with control and so their willies dont dribble, they explode. :twisted:
I think that size matters in a similar way to how everything else matters. Lasses are so complicated, the list of things which women may find attractive is endless... I mean theres women in the 'wanted' thread who finds forearms and hands really attractive! :shock: Which reminds me, must drag out my ex's old nail file and get filing!
Some men are really into big jugs on a woman, some aren't. Some love curvy hips, some love them stick-thin. You see where this is going. smile
Sizes? I was reading in FHM that the average schlong in an experiment carried about by researchers was 5.4-6.2 inches from the head to the point where the shaft touches the belly. Apparently a genuine 8 inch cock is only on 3 in 100 men. However, in condom research where the bloke measures his own unit, the average was 5.9-6.4" and 10 out of 100 blokes had 8 inches. ;)
I'm happy with about 6.5 inches but I'm not going to lie, I'd like it to be bigger! I mean the sky is the limit with us blokes, we love our little friend probably more than women do. biggrin
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Hey all this is my first post.
My predicament is when i have sex i come quickly the first time but i can regain a full erection within 2-3 mins now would this be a major problem in the swinging community or would i be ok. i'm looking at getting into this sort of thing but this could hold me back. any advice would be gratefully received.
Thanks

Hi Johnnygee,
You can sort the problem out mate, or at least help it by performing an exercize called a 'Kegel'. I've never had a problem with coming too soon, in fact sometimes I find it takes me too long sometimes, but I wanted the abilty to be able to control my own orgasm... to be able to pull myself back from the brink whilst keeping up my grinding for the lovely lady. The quality of your erection will increase too, youll be rigid.
Basically it involves tensing your BC muscle so many times a day to work it out. To find the muscle, next time you go to the toilet to wee stop yourself 'mid-wee'. That is the muscle which should be worked on. Start with tensing it for 3 seconds, 50 times each day, and as the weeks roll by you'll increase the number of reps just like you would weights in the gym.
Same principle for women too, but its the PC muscle not the BC. It tightens up their love tools and strengthens their urinal control. It also helps prevent problems with the prostate in men.
Look it up mate, give it a whirl.
In my trying-to-make-my-thighs-look-skinnier-pose. The only time of year when they're bruise free too. smile

I'm sure i read a compliment for argt05's hands somewhere in this thread and to be honest i nearly dropped me' drink... Do some women really find the look of hands sexy?
Since splitting from my ex in march, the most action I've seen was when a 50 odd year old Indian named Dr Komble fumbled with my tackle with cold hands for 5 minutes, before letting me know I was to be circumcised! :shock:
So a resounding NOTHING, is my answer to what kink I got up to this year.
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Proof that men can pose without there cocks showing sad
I spend alot of my time in the photos section and...........................I don't see any seductive poses for us wimmen to look at, something different to the usual cock pics :twisted:
I know you can do it, :happy: So come on guys show me and the other wimmen that you can show us more than the usual wink
Wanting and waiting :twisted: :happy:

No willy shots here, no real erotic shots either though. Hmmm guess I'll have to put my imagination hat on, drag out the old super hero costumes, buy a bottle of baby oil and get to flexing! boink
Wish everybody was as simple as me. All i've got to do is see some back stockings and suspenders and Sherlock starts trying to batter a hole through my boxers! confused
The Green Mile was a powerful film, quite moving. Somebody mentioned The Departed.. cracking film with awesome performances (apart from matt damon), especially Jack Nicholson. Thought it was his best since One flew over the cuckoos nest, which is another of my favourites.
Saw Happy Feet with my nephew last week and flippin loved it. Cute beyond belief and very funny at times thanks to Robin Williams. Catch that film. :thumbup:
Not read the entire thread, but for those with 56k who still want some vid (clip) action there are tonnes of clip sites full of small 1mb -5mb vids.


Loads of links to other similar sites branching from those sites too. I dare not click onto any of 'em though, what with trying to decondition myself from porn and all. innocent One of the many bad habits I've picked up since being single.