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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63

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Quote by carloxxx
hi everyone how you all doing, im new to this site just signed up, im 19 from kingston nr london, would luv to get to know some people write bac im always up for a chat biggrin

Hi babe
hope u enjoy the site
luv
jj :D
Quote by sierra
hi everyone,
were a couple of newbies from up north ( yorkshire)to be exact.
we have been logging onto swinging heaven for a number of months now and finally joined.
please be gentle with us, we feel like lambs to the slaughter,lol smile
ps : love the banter everyone gives wink

Hi U 2
Have great time jj lol
No I'm not a perv I just like being with them. lol :lol: :lol:
JJ
Hooray we won the Olympic's what sport would you add. dunno
JJ
Quote by Debbiewebs
Well this is the 3 time this has happened to me redface surprisedops:
It happens when I get my nips played with!... :twisted: ......... A day after my boobs swell up and my nipples tingle!............. just like they do when you breast feed! :oops:
Have seen the doc a while back because of this!. ...........she just patted me on the back and said ..........you are very easy sexily aroused by your nipple!............ and would you consider being a wet nurse! :eeek:
So what I would really like to no
men!! ............. how do you feel about playing or sucking some ones boobs and you get a mouth full of milk?
Bye the way is it both or just the one, if so will both niples touch so they could been sucked together. You don't want to get lop sided. lol
JJ
AL!! tis all your fault! smackbottom
Quote by Beeline
lol :lol: :lol: Just had a great train journey coming back from Liverpool.....was pissed off mad as the meeting I went to was cancelled 15mins before its scheduled start...but became more relaxed as I sat in the train and watched a gorgeous young lady sit and stroke her little pussy two seats in front of me...
....similar experiences commentary please
Beeline : :silly:

Then you woke up
:doh:
JJ
Quote by Libra+Love
I'll put it in plain English here. A FUCKS A FUCK!

Sorry mate you're wrong...some fucks are no more than one step away from a wank. confused evil
Nice one
Anyway what defines ugly (Fat) (Skinny) (Spotty) could go on forever?
JJ
Robbie he's the one
JJ
Quote by Duckforce
So what is everyone's favourite performance at Live 8 so far?
- Stereophonics for me - storming effort! The less said about Pete Doherty the better......
Yep count me in I'm a yes. Bring back breast feed lol
JJ
Hi, not sure about being a great man but I'll setle for being a very nice one. lol
JJ
Quote by Jags
wave :wave: :wave: back!
:happy:
Now where are the GREAT men???
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Try 9 songs, not a full blown porn but as a story with a with some f-----ing and sucking.
JJ biggrin
All reved up for the Storm The Castle, Biker bash.
Anyone no the dates.
:cheers:
Yep they do hurt :upset: but not as much as the lazer teatment when you wan't to get rid.
JJ
What's green has 6 legs, if it fell on you it would kill ya.
Snooker table, banghead
JJ
Hi
1 – your most distinguish feature = Blue eyes biggrin
2 – the favorite nickname you have ever been called = Galloping Major :taz:
3 – the last thing that made you laugh = This Site :welcome:
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) = Love on The Rocks :violin:
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside = Holicks coffee
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought = DVD :doh:
7 – one thing you want to do this summer = Ride my Harley more :thumbup:
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row = Fish & Chips :coffee:
9 – who would you want to share an eighth-seat in a Jacuzzi with = Kyle :love: hump
10 – the worst job you have ever done = Down the pit :taz:
Hi
REM not my cup of tea, but hay, have a great time anyway.
JJ rotflmao
Hay Linda boobs look ok from here lol
What I would change is my age.
JJ
Quote by Lindaxxx
Would deffinatley be my boobs......oh and my hips...and my thighs...tummy....bum...
the list is endless.
Lindaxxx
Hay mate try the sheep plenty in your neck of the woods
Quote by up for it male 23
Im looking to give a woman a good seeing tonight horny as fuck so come if your from south wales i want to meet now!!!! get in touch. Also willing to meet up with couples
Quote by sam.
redface
just thought i would say hi. very new to this and very shy. not really sure what my intentions are yet but i thought i would at least introduce myself biggrin
Sam
xxx
Quote by Norfolk_couple
Liverpool did really well but not as well as my team who thrashed Man Utd 2 - 0 on Saturday :bounce:

See ya next year doll
Leeds fan
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Happy Cats
may not be a football fan, in which case forget it,
but you might not be a Liverpool fan, you might even hate Liverpool, but surely you must admit that they did well tonight!

Yep they sure did, just like Leeds 2 year ago get ready for relagation.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Leeds fan
Quote by da69ve
I'm really beginning to feel sorry for SXBOY......how many posts is that now he has had locked?.......the search button is your friend!

HAY Mini me, get a life, don't you have anything better to do than just criticise every one who places an add.
flipa :flipa: :boxing:
Quote by Lindaxxx
Hi all..
Just thort we wld introduce ourselves (as thats wat most pple seem to do), were Linda & john, from liverpool, fairly new to the scene, hoping to make sum friends and meet up along the way.
wld also b intrested in going to munchies or parties, altho not sure if u have to b a regular on here 4 that?
anyway just thort i wld introduce ourselves, and look 4ward to having lots of fun on here!!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Hi and hello have fun.
JJ
Quote by seren
rolleyes
Hi there have just joined the site and have a feeling i may be classed as too old to be here can anyone tell me is there any limit on age ?
just need to know xxxx

No, age does not matter, but be carefull what you wright on here. Some take things a bit serious confused: can't wait to knock you down.
lol
Why lock out a quote when someone esle may wan't to reply.
JJ :taz: