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Jon
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I fucked our window cleaner once, I nicked his ladder while he was on the balcony, that fucked him! wink
Quote by Excav8tor
I shall be at xxxxxxxxx tonight if there are any couples about for some fun

Along with all the boy racers, numpties and the law now - xxxxxxxxxxxx is hardly a big place is it rolleyes
Jeeezus, some people mad
Quote by BiWelshMinx
can I just ask why at the bottom of the forum we have 'forum', 'lets meet up' and 'dogging' dunno not the chatroom forum :dunno:

Just to make us work for it ;)
can tell you work hard hun in them servers you have to lol can see why peeps post chatroom stuff in the forum though now. At first I didn't know where to post until I pm'd a nice mod kiss
Obviously that wasn't Jon then :giggle:
:kiss:
I resemble that remark :shock:
Bitch wink
Quote by hisandhers
...... until I pm'd a nice mod kiss

:shock: You mean there is such a creature wink lol :lol:
Quote by hisandhers
can I just ask why at the bottom of the forum we have 'forum', 'lets meet up' and 'dogging' dunno not the chatroom forum :dunno:

It's to give you a sense of achievement when you find it - to make you feel 'special' wink lol
You can came back again, anytime - nice peeps always welcome biggrin
Some people have had probs all night, while others have been able to chop and change rooms/servers at will - strange innit dunno
Never mind, shit happens lol
I'm at a loss to see what this has to do with the chatrooms dunno ...................
Quote by davej
Penguin. It's an eighteen pound bird fresh water farmed bird and we are told similar to Goose in texture and taste.

I've had penguin - honestly - on my first trip 'down south' - it's mankey!
We're having Nigela Lawson for xmas dinner - I wish wink lol
Quote by goodtimenoties
hi I got a new computer and it's the biz niz 1gb memory 2.8 gz lots of hard drive etc and been trying to get in the chat room but it take ages for me to log in and when I'm in each of my message is very slow to appear I tried to uptade java but thats not made any difference any idea any one ?

Maybe its the 9k6 dial-up account you're using dunno.......
lol :lol:
Sky News on Numa Numa man:-
Feel The Force Of The Kid
Updated: 19:33, Monday November 27, 2006
Online video clips of Kylie Minogue's saucy lingerie ad and a sex video featuring Paris Hilton have had to play second fiddle to a teenage boy pretending to wield a Star Wars lightsabre.
The footage of Ghyslain Raza - known as Star Wars Kid - has been viewed 900 million times on the internet, making it the most popular 'viral video'.
Marketing company The Viral Factory logged the number of individual page impressions from the likes of websites YouTube and Google.

The second most popular viral featured 19-year-old Gary Bolsma, known as Numa Numa.
He filmed himself lip-synching to a Romanian pop song, a video which went on to spark an online craze. It has been viewed 700 million times.
Hilton's One Night In Paris was third with 400 million online views.
Kylie Minogue's ad for lingerie firm Agent Provocateur has been viewed 360 million times and made it into fourth place.
The study was commissioned to celebrate UKTV G2's new series, Totally Viral.
Top 10 Viral Videos:
1 Star Wars Kid (900m downloads)
2 Numa Numa (700m)
3 One Night In Paris (400m)
4 Kylie Minogue for Agent Provocateur (360m)
5 The Exploding Whale (350m)
=6 John West Salmon Bear Fight (300m)
=6 Trojan Games (300m)
8 Kolla2001 (200m)
9 AfroNinja (80m)
10 The Shining Redux (50m)

It's all Missy's fault :shock: wink
Cams have been disabled in beta chat for some time, as the software is in test (hence the beta 2 in chat title) and it is hosted on a lower spec server than it will be when fully released.
As it says in the chat room portal
The all new chatroom is here! It is still in beta mode, and will be here and gone for the next few weeks while it is improved. The old chatrooms are still available on the right, and will continue to be for a short while. In the meantime, feel free to use this one and let us know what you think!
functionality, and indeed the whole beta chat, will be on and off as adjustments are made and bugs ironed out.
Quote by Alan
The room in question I have been opening for over 3 years with no problems

How dunno - the current chat rooms have only been open a year, and the old Mirc chat only had the one room.................
Quote by Malkyboy
....ooops can't tell you on the open forum cos it's 1) against the rules, 2) will bring ALL the boy racers down to spoil the event and 3) alert the police who will come down to arrest us all!
Can you guess that this is a Mod edit or was it too sublte?
mad

LMFAO!!!!!!!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
That should be ES for Ebenezer Scrooge so flipa and have this

and this

innocent

LMFAO - you echo my feelings for crimbo too, sodding expensive over commercialised waste of feckin' money mad :x :x :x
The 'logged in' fault usually occurs because people just close the application rather than logging off correctly.................................
I get in first go every time, but then I'm a good fellah and log off properly wink
Years membership = pence per day
Extras membership = pence per day
Combined daily price = less than a daily newspaper
Making a tw@ of a first post = priceless rolleyes
LMFAO! - thats all I can say, from yet another 'not a real swinger' who uses emotes rolleyes
You CANNOT kick someone from a room due to the colour of their skin, their geographical location, sexual orientation, their membership status or if they are not on cam. If, for example, you want a room for Couples only, you should make this a Private room with a password, so that entry is by invite only.
If this happens, report it, logs will be checked, and any action required will be taken - which includes a ban for repeat offenders.
Yeah, RedHot has given me a hand once or twice too wink :shock: lol
Here's mine :-

sorry about the crap photo
Lost several good oppos, who will forever remain young 20 somethings in my memories, just one of the reasons why I will be in blazer, medals and Green Beret on parade in the morning with the local RBL.

All gave some, some gave all.

Per Mare Per Terram
Not sure what your problem is, but admin are considering a premium rate helpline.....................
There, was that helpful dunno
lol biggrin :lol: :D :lol: :D
We'll go along with that, we've had the majority of our 'good' nights in inclement weather - look at our pics, it's snowing in some of them!
All the knobheads stay by the fire with wifey, while the 'hard core' doggers make a trip out worthwhile.
Quote by swindonfun
I know exactly, whats been going on,

But you just HAD to post your whinge about it.............
Quote by swindonfun
Yeah your right jon theres is load sof threads about chat problems, so going by the amount there is, you would think, they would be sorted somehow, instead of being brushed under the s/h carpet .

Try reading numpty! - there is a NEW chatroom being rolled out, and has been in public testing for the last fortnight! rolleyes and if you'd bothered to READ any of those posts, you might have known that..................... and about the issues that have been effecting the ENTIRE site the last two days, not just chat :roll:
Do you need spoon feeding everything?? dunno
I wish there was a 'holding my head in my hands, while shaking it with exhasperation' emoticon...............
Quote by swindonfun
Thanks for your replys , and Jon, rather than a sarky comment, help from yourself being an op, would have been better, my appologies if i entered my question, in the wrong area.
Have fun all (if you can get in )

Exhasperation actually rolleyes ..................... people can't be bothered to go look-see before they jump in with both feet, and we end up with umpteen zillion posts about the same issue scattered all over the forums - SHoogle is your friend!