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Jpsauce

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Bisexual Female, 46

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Bi-curious Male, 51

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11 Sep 2007

Punters
Toms
Tricks rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
They were, in effect, glorifying the oldest trade know to desperate man!!!
Even at 100 punters a week thats over 25 years to get to the 100,000 mark taking in to account cycle weeks when I would presume they wouldn't work - or would they???? euiwwwwwww, the thought! sad

sad

10 Sep 2007

Don't worry too much about letting them down. Most just are happy to know one way or another.
We just put something along the lines of....
Thanks for your PM but on this occassion it's a no thanks. Best of luck in your search for playmates x
Don't think people get upset at that!?!?!?!?

10 Sep 2007

Who's Sue and is she good at massage lol

lol

10 Sep 2007

hmmm meters, not exactly the worlds best. Did manage to get the plane sheredded by the fan though.
After many goes though I managed a very poor 37meters.
Now have repetetive strain injury though lol

lol

10 Sep 2007

We try and reply to every PM we get, the only ones we haven't are from single guys (two to date), most get a polite no thanks where we're not interested.
It helps though when people actually read the profile and what we're looking for instead of just sending a PM saying something like 'nice pics, if you want a good f--k without your bloke there let me know' rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :twisted:
We get the same though, send PM's but don't get replies! Would be nice though if everyone replied to everyone's PM's one way or another, at least we'd know where we stand!

8 Sep 2007

Quality (you can always ASK for more ;) tehe)
Fouton or Four Poster?

8 Sep 2007

Could it be possible to have a Hall of Shame and a Hall of Fame?
People could add to either and give their reasons. A no-show without even letting anyone know - Hall of Shame etc..... confused

confused

8 Sep 2007

we keep thinking we're ever so popular today, only to be dashed at the post again!!!!!
Keep pressing F5, we managed to get a new message we'd not seen before - not sure if it was for us or not but we replied non-the less!!!! lol rolleyes

rolleyes

8 Sep 2007

Hmmmm, this has caused discussion here. I'd have Coffee, my guy would have tea..... soooooo
Coffee lol
Blindfolded or eyes wide open?

8 Sep 2007

hmmm,could have sworn I put a reply to this thread, something about at least you haven't authorised pics and they appear on someone elses profile!!!

8 Sep 2007

thanks,we really hope so too ;) biggrin

biggrin

8 Sep 2007

It could be worse, you could be authorising Pics and them appearing on someone elses profile.....
Female profile with a nice 6pack and hung like a horse lol

lol

8 Sep 2007

Speaking as newbies here - if we didn't post up new threads asking questions, there would be no threads for you 'old hands' to take the proverbial out of ;)
You were all Newbies once over and hopefully some day we'll be able to call ourselves 'old hands' on here lol

lol

rolleyes

8 Sep 2007

Putting the guy to one side for a moment tehe.....
thought it was quite interesting that whilst filming she had thoughts of swinging, would love to know what her thoughts were!
Also made us wonder just how many of the Celebs actually get involved in this lifestyle?!?!?!?!

8 Sep 2007

or......... you could just get a good photo printer and some quality photo paper and do it yourself from the comfort of your own home!
Decent photo printers now a days are less than £100 and you can get 5"x7" photo paper the same quality as those machines in ASDA for now a lot of cash.

7 Sep 2007

Same for us......
Has taken ages just to getthis reply. Keep getting errors saying
'too many connections'
or
'invalid config file'

7 Sep 2007

Know that we're relatively new here but if you'd bare us in mind for any future Munches in the NorthWest we really appreciate it. biggrin

biggrin

7 Sep 2007

Depends on what your waxing.....
Between your legs - OUCH! Shave
Other areas - any beauty saloon will do it for you
Planning on the misses doing it - OUCH! Shave lol lol

lol

7 Sep 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Im afraid not but im working on getting some just like it the legs and the shoes, that is :lol:
Louise xx

I'll keep my eye open for some shows just like them, can just see P's jaw drop if I managed to get some ;) hehe

7 Sep 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
you'll have to excuse everybody else here so far Jpsauce, they've been a little remiss.
I don't wish to cause any embarrassment, but thought I'd better point out that ermm..>ahem< your panties are showing
lp

Is that a problem confused

confused

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Louise_and_joe - love the avatar, the legs and shoes are fantastic (are they yours???)

7 Sep 2007

thanks

biggrin

Yours reminds us of a program my guy uses - SamSpade ;)

7 Sep 2007

thanks for the welcome folkes. Hopefully we'll get to know you guys better over the coming months....

7 Sep 2007

We feel a bit like a virgin on a first date, our very first post, thought we'd better say hi to everyone in here.
The sites ggreat, far better than the others we have ventured in to and it seems there are far more genuine (and good looking) people here.