Kate__Salford's Forum Posts

14 Apr 2005

Quote by morbiusUK
Isn't it nice to see someone for a change who has watched. learned and slips straight in, ooooo errrrrrrr.
Welcome Kate
From what i've seen so far you'll be fine, you appear to be as nuts as Mal609. :twisted:

It's all a bizarre rumour. I'm not nuts, I'm just intellectually challenged.
lol

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by SXBOY
KATE :censored: its not just a womans world in computer techology
:hump: :hump:
love ya

Ooooooh does that mean I get a shag?
Get over here babe lol

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14 Apr 2005

Awwwww chin up babe. I have an ex partner. I keep his bits in a box under my bed :twisted:
(Cripes if there are any police type persons on this site that WAS just a joke)
confused

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by BrightonGeezer
when you post a reply
just click on the view more Emoticons link

You mean like this? :swingingchair: Cheers mate!! Those evil wimmin were never going to tell me!!! :giveup:
That's cos we're evil, Mwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh (that was my crap attempt at an evil laugh)
Kate

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by BrightonGeezer
wow kate your learning quick
i am only a construction surveyor ..IT not a strong point
!!!!! :
cant even work out how to use emotions
doh

I don't know how to do that either, methinks a conspiracy is taking place against Geezers on this forum, dark forces are at work! :shock:
Or we could always ask the girls to tell us how its done!! lol

We never tell you how it's done. We watch your attempts with a smile on our faces and laugh out loud when you cock it all up.
Life's a bitch and most of us are too
:lol:

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by SXBOY
wow kate your learning quick
i am only a construction surveyor ..IT not a strong point
!!!!! :
cant even work out how to use emotions
doh

Just push the buttons, push em all (unless there's one that says 'self destruct')
lol

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14 Apr 2005

Quote by SXBOY
how to i get the little swinging heaven gizmo to go on my postings
hes great

Jeez I havent been here long and even I can do it :swingingchair:
Doh!

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14 Apr 2005

Well, someone said come and have a look, so I comed, and I looked. Scary stuff eh? Not sure what to make of it all yet. It seems to me that the qualifications for joining the Swinging Heaven forum are that 1. One has to be totally loop the bleeding loop and 2. One has to talk utter and total BS????? I can do that. I'm good at talking crap, I do it for a living. "The cheque is in the post", "I put it on your desk yesterday", "I passed it to the IT department and they are going to action it", it just rolls off the tongue.
So hello to all, I shall stick around, contribute crap for a while till someone tells me to bugger off and stop being a nuisance, and attempt to have a lovely time whilst I'm here.
Hi wave

Kate

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