...the pictures on here?
Not the ordinary 'thumbnails', but the ones where it says 'Click Here to Display Picture'...??
I'm just getting a 'The page cannot be found' message whenever I click...
What's happening...?!?!? Have we been 'hacked' ...?
M.
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> someone was saying that the terms BC (as in before christ) and AD are to be
> replaced as they are no longer politically correct......... can't make me mind up
> if he was havin a larf or no
The replacement terms are 'BCE' ('before common era') and 'CE' ('common era'). They've been in use academically and elsewhere for ages: it's nothing to do with 'political correctness'.
HTH
M.
> replaced as they are no longer politically correct......... can't make me mind up
> if he was havin a larf or no
The replacement terms are 'BCE' ('before common era') and 'CE' ('common era'). They've been in use academically and elsewhere for ages: it's nothing to do with 'political correctness'.
HTH
M.
Hi folks.
Just thought I'd ask something!
I've recently had a wonderful adventure with an 'intersexed' woman, and would love to repeat the experience. Unfortunately there were unalterable reasons why it had to be a 'one off'; so I'm wondering if anyone hereabouts knows a good place to advertise...? Is there a website or dating place for intersexed women and people who love them...?
And: I don't, umm, suppose there are any such ladies ... advertising ... *here*, are there...?
Don't flame me: this is a sincere enquiry!
Best wishes to all,
M.
Just thought I'd ask something!
I've recently had a wonderful adventure with an 'intersexed' woman, and would love to repeat the experience. Unfortunately there were unalterable reasons why it had to be a 'one off'; so I'm wondering if anyone hereabouts knows a good place to advertise...? Is there a website or dating place for intersexed women and people who love them...?
And: I don't, umm, suppose there are any such ladies ... advertising ... *here*, are there...?
Don't flame me: this is a sincere enquiry!
Best wishes to all,
M.
Hi folks. Quick question for anyone who feels they know the answer...
Q: My latest 'older lady' friend from this site has now invited me to perform with her in front of her elderly husband and another mature couple they are friendly with. This is something I've never done before (though I have, with Kerry's permission, had sex with a woman whose husband waited in the next room...), and I'm a bit worried that I'll be too nervous or self-conscious to perform properly in front of an audience of strangers. What I'm wondering is whether Viagra helps in such circumstances: is it good for 'performance anxiety' situations...? Anyone have any relevant experience...?
Thanks for all replies!
Kerry's Bloke.
Quote by cu3b4ll
Exactly. One of them is apparently only "famous" for being an ex of someone in Eastenders FFS!
On Wednesday night the programme came on while Kerry (who likes 'Big Brother' and stuff like that...) was at my place and watching TV; I was in the next room at the time, and she called me in because it was 'controversial' or something. So I wandered over to the sofa to watch it for a few minutes -- and I was absolutely staggered to find that *I'd never heard of any of the fecking people on it*...!! Seriously: *none of them*!! Who the hell is 'Rebecca Loos'...? And 'Lady Something-Or-Other'...? And all those guys with short bleached hair and vacant expressions...? I mean, *why* are they 'celebrities'...? What did they ever *do* that's 'celebrated'...? Kerry didn't know either; but then, she spends a lot of time touring in other countries with her orchestra... So just *who the feck are they*...???? Look, I know i'm not very well up on popular culture (I never even heard about the 'Sex Pistols' until after one of them was dead...), but I'd have thought that out of an islandful of trendy tabloid-created nobodies I'd have bloody heard of *one* of them...?!?!?
Suddenly I feel *very, very old*...
Hmmm... Any women *over 60* within 10-50 minutes drive of Royston who'd like to help *take the pain away*...? We could talk about the 'old days'...
;-)
M.
Quote by pinkie
Hey all
Just wondering what people's frist experience of swinging was. How you got into it. How (if u had to) u told/asked your partners?
I had my first experience a week or two after joining this site! A couple with a juicy, curvy and sexually voracious wife saw my ad and thought my situation would fit naturally with theirs. We had a few phone chats, and then met up the next Sunday. I went round to their place and spent several wonderfully happy and horny hours there (coffee and chat; suck and fuck; shower; coffee and chat; goodbyes). Actually, it was a bit strange at first, since my knob hadn't gone near anyone other than Kerry since about the time that John Major was Prime Minister; and I'd never imagined myself being in a scenario where the woman's husband pottered around the place while I was making his wife gush her hot, sweet juices all over the bedroom (I always seem to get the *squirters*...! *Brilliant*!!). But I managed to satisfy her (I gather...), and myself as well. I even had the most fantastic fantasy in mid-fuck of her and Kerry 69-ing and squirting into each other's lovely faces...! (god, that one *keeps me awake at nights*...!). And even though Kerry put her foot down afterwards about me seeing people who live 'on our doorstep', I'm delighted to have *proved* that *I'm not a time-waster*...!!! Yaaaay!!
Thanks, Swinging Heaven; and thanks, G and S!! I'll always remember you!!
:-)
x
M.
Quote by foxys
Eureka!
I`ve read and re read the category for the first time and think I`ve just understood why some guys put their advert here!
I don`t think they`re ALL trying their luck.
For the first time I can empaphise.
The category description isn`t quite foolproof.
Wouldn't mind explaining, would you..?
Ta!
M.
Quote by cuddly-catlin
ok so they made a mistake.
but does that give you the right to call them names?
how would you like it if someone put your ad number on here and called you names
There you go again.
But I'm not playing.
M.
i must be thick tonight cos i dont know what you mean.
what have i done again?
Not playing. Sorry.
M.
Quote by cu3b4ll
Calm down Dear... it's only an advert
Ahem. Yes. Sorry.
I'm just having a bit of a quiet sit-down now...
BUT THERE'S MORE AND MORE OF THEM EVERY DAY...!!!!!
No, I'm calm. Completely calm. Breathing... Breathing deeeeeeply...
BUT WHY DO THEY DO IT..??!!!???
Calm. Calm. I'm seeing green fields. Forests. Cool streams...
Scented candle, glass of wine... Everything is peaceful...
Relaxed...
M.
Hi people.
This is a RANT.
Can I ask (rhetorically): what in the name of Judas Iscariot's dildo lubricant is wrong with so many single men that *they put their ads in the 'Women Seeking Men' category*?!? For feck's sake, WHAT DO THEY THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN? Do they think it means (spot the hyphen
'women-seeking men'?? OR DO THEY REALLY BELIEVE THAT WOMEN LOOKING FOR MEN *ACTUALLY READ THROUGH ALL THE 'WOMEN SEEKING MEN' ADS*...?
For CRYING OUT LOUD, there are two more idiotic postings there now, just appeared:
286644 'Hi my names paul im a slim 41yr with nice shaven cock...'
276886 'Hi im kev im 31 and im looking for no strings fun im 6'1 shaved head stocky to musculer build...'
Yes, I know they look like they're both written by the same illiterate prat pretending to be two different people; but WHAT THE HELL is Mr Dumb-As-Rocks doing posting the stuff in WSM *in the first place*...? CAN'T HE BLOODY READ, for chrissakes...? It's for WOMEN SEEKING MEN!!! *WOMEN SEEKING MEN*!!!! *AAAARGHHH*...!!!!!
End of rant.
Sorry.
I'm all right now.
M. (Kerry's bloke).
This is a RANT.
Can I ask (rhetorically): what in the name of Judas Iscariot's dildo lubricant is wrong with so many single men that *they put their ads in the 'Women Seeking Men' category*?!? For feck's sake, WHAT DO THEY THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN? Do they think it means (spot the hyphen
'women-seeking men'?? OR DO THEY REALLY BELIEVE THAT WOMEN LOOKING FOR MEN *ACTUALLY READ THROUGH ALL THE 'WOMEN SEEKING MEN' ADS*...? For CRYING OUT LOUD, there are two more idiotic postings there now, just appeared:
286644 'Hi my names paul im a slim 41yr with nice shaven cock...'
276886 'Hi im kev im 31 and im looking for no strings fun im 6'1 shaved head stocky to musculer build...'
Yes, I know they look like they're both written by the same illiterate prat pretending to be two different people; but WHAT THE HELL is Mr Dumb-As-Rocks doing posting the stuff in WSM *in the first place*...? CAN'T HE BLOODY READ, for chrissakes...? It's for WOMEN SEEKING MEN!!! *WOMEN SEEKING MEN*!!!! *AAAARGHHH*...!!!!!
End of rant.
Sorry.
I'm all right now.
M. (Kerry's bloke).
I ask as someone whose particular situation means that a 'minimum age limit' is placed on what he can get up to, but *not a maximum*!
Seriously: I'd have expected to see a lot more women over 50 advertising here. You know: hundreds and hundreds of mature women - sensual, experienced, erotically aware, and liberated - who have been left high-and-dry (or should that be 'high-and-moist'...?) as their partners moved into the 'cardigan and seed-catalogues' phase...
And yet it seems that the mature women on this site are rather few and geographically far between...
What on earth is going on...?
Am I just not looking at the right profiles...?
Has 'Viagra' revolutionised the sex-lives of the over 50s...?
Or is there *some other site* somewhere that they all flock to for their fun and frolics...?
All credible replies (and phone numbers!) gratefully received!
:-)
Mark D.
(Currently cooking a nice dinner for Kerry, who will be back from Germany tonight!)
Seriously: I'd have expected to see a lot more women over 50 advertising here. You know: hundreds and hundreds of mature women - sensual, experienced, erotically aware, and liberated - who have been left high-and-dry (or should that be 'high-and-moist'...?) as their partners moved into the 'cardigan and seed-catalogues' phase...
And yet it seems that the mature women on this site are rather few and geographically far between...
What on earth is going on...?
Am I just not looking at the right profiles...?
Has 'Viagra' revolutionised the sex-lives of the over 50s...?
Or is there *some other site* somewhere that they all flock to for their fun and frolics...?
All credible replies (and phone numbers!) gratefully received!
:-)
Mark D.
(Currently cooking a nice dinner for Kerry, who will be back from Germany tonight!)
Quote by Marya
What they said :thumbup:
there are probably millions of men (a few of em are on this site!) who would give their right arm to be in your shoes. You are very lucky to have a partner like Kerry. Respect her limits and GOOD LUCK!
Another friendly and helpful reply! I'm beginning to feel very well looked after!
Yes, I am very lucky to have Kerry!
Thanks for your thoughts and for the kind wishes!
Hope you are lucky too!
:-)
Mark D.
Quote by tallnhairy
Got to agree with Shireen here, I think your other half just has some limits, but look on the bright side she also has a very open attitude to life. Very few ladies would do this, I live in a mis-ballenced sex drive life, and no swinging at all would be allowed by Mrs TnH.
Now this is not a moaning post as I am happy with my life and family, and not looking to change it. Just to show you the other side of what your partner could easily be asking of you. Hey once a week would be heaven, sometimes we go more than a month (Thats what long hours and kids do to you) and I a 5 times a day guy as well.
So in this case take what she is offering, she obviously cares deeply for you, to chose sharing you than try and repress and maybe lose you. She has already gone a long way so think you will have to go with her on this.
Equally you post most eliquently, and your add is the same. Sure you will be getting some good replies very soon.
Good luck in the future.
TnH
Another thoughtful and wise reply! I'm very grateful - and, as I've just said in another post, I'm not in a bad mood any more!
:-)
Sorry to hear about your own less-than-ideal situation. Let me wish you good luck with it...!
Bests,
Mark D.
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I read your ad Mark and I have to say that it is a very well thought out and lovely ad. I wish you luck in finding what you are looking for....
:-)
It's lovely of you to say so! Thanks! (People are all so *nice* round here - it's *amazing*!)
Quote by Shireen_Mids
With regards to your post, I have to say that despite the fact that Kerry has agreed to you seeking additional sexual satisfaction elsewhere, doing it right on your doorstep will be a little too close to home
Yes. I see that now.
Quote by Shireen_Mids
I dont think its a matter of jealously but more to do with respecting Kerry...
Yes.
She'll be back tomorrow night (her job takes her away a lot): I'll be laying on a few nice surprises for her to make sure she knows how appreciated she is!
Hugs to you,
Mark D.
Quote by Ice Pie
Gut reaction because that's the only way I know how:
The way I read it, your lady is generously acknowledging your physical needs, and I think you need to acknowledge her emotional needs in return. She wants you for herself but can't give you all that you need so she's agreeing to you getting some of it elsewhere, and I think that's a very loving gesture on her part. But she doesn't want it on her doorstep, and I think that's perfectly understandable. For her it's a case of "out of sight, out of mind" - she accepts that you need to do your thing, but when you're not doing it with her, she doesn't want to be reminded of it. Is that jealousy? Maybe. Is it wrong? I don't think so. This woman clearly loves you to bits and is trying to let you do whatever you need to do to be happy, and she may not be feeling too great about herself knowing that she can't satisfy you in this one particular area of your relationship so she's doing the best she can to find a way round the problem. She can perhaps put it to the back of her mind to the extent that she's happy when you're actually together physically, but to be in close proximity to the other lady all the time would just be a constant reminder that she doesn't need.
If sacrificing a bit of travelling time would make her happy, I think that would be a small price to pay for the sacrifice she has made for you. Sounds to me like you have a partner who gives you great understanding and compassion, and it would be lovely if you could give it back.
Hey, that's a super post! Thanks for taking the time to write it. You're absolutely right, of course: she doesn't want it 'on her doorstep', and that's quite reasonable. I was a bit teed off because, having found something good with nice people, I didn't want to give it up! (Which, in its way, is also quite reasonable!). But I'm okay now!
Thanks again for your thoughts!
With all good wishes,
Mark D.
Quote by peenut
I propose those destiny angels in the original captain Scarlett.....S.I.G. ! .
Yes. Now, what were they called...?
Melody, Harmony and Fantasy...?
Nope.
Melody, Harmony and Blasphemy...?
Mmm. Perhaps not.
Melody, Harmony and Pornography...?
Ummm. Don't think that's quite right.
Melody, Harmony and ...?
No, that's not it.
Rhapsody, Melody and Sodomy...?
No, that's not it, either. Interesting mental image, though...
Rhapsody, Melody and Infamy...?
No. 'Strewth, this is hard!
Melody, Harmony and Parapsychology...?
I don't think i'm getting *anywhere* with this...
Harmony, Melody and Smoking...?
Bloody hell, I think I'm getting further and further away...
Melody, Harmony and Dependency...?
Is that better?
Rhapsody, Harmony and Bigotry...?
No.
Well, soddit: I give up...!
x
Mark D.
Hi folks,
Just wondering if the more experienced people hereabouts would like to reveal something of the way the old 'green-eyed monster' has (or hasn't) impacted on their swinging lives. I bring this up as someone who so far has only had one meeting from this site (Hi, G and S!), and who found it highly satisfactory (G, you are a *phenomenon*! x ) -- but who then had to abandon any hope of meeting those people again because of Kerry's insistence that I didn't start seeing anyone who "lived so close to us"...
Y'see, it turned out that dear G and S, who responded to my ad because their situation agreed so closely with mine, lived literally *5 minutes drive* away from here... And even though passing up such a lovely opprtunity does seem to me to be a terrible waste, the particular details of my situation (which people can read about in my ad...) mean that I've agreed to do what Kerry asks. But with all due respect to my dear poppet, it really does seem that her reaction has nothing behind it except *jealousy*. She'd be happy if I was seeing a woman or a couple who lived *miles away*, but she doesn't want me messing with people nearby: she hates the thought that she and I might drive through their village every day; that they might easily be part of the 'world' that we currently live in; and that I might be able to just pop over there at a moment's notice...
I have to say, I'm a bit annoyed about this. But I'm very new to this game, and I'm wondering if anyone has any insight into this situation, and would like to make a helpful observation. I mean, jealousy is a pretty universal human response, isn't it...?
Thanks in advance for all thoughtful posts!
Bests,
Mark D.
Just wondering if the more experienced people hereabouts would like to reveal something of the way the old 'green-eyed monster' has (or hasn't) impacted on their swinging lives. I bring this up as someone who so far has only had one meeting from this site (Hi, G and S!), and who found it highly satisfactory (G, you are a *phenomenon*! x ) -- but who then had to abandon any hope of meeting those people again because of Kerry's insistence that I didn't start seeing anyone who "lived so close to us"...
Y'see, it turned out that dear G and S, who responded to my ad because their situation agreed so closely with mine, lived literally *5 minutes drive* away from here... And even though passing up such a lovely opprtunity does seem to me to be a terrible waste, the particular details of my situation (which people can read about in my ad...) mean that I've agreed to do what Kerry asks. But with all due respect to my dear poppet, it really does seem that her reaction has nothing behind it except *jealousy*. She'd be happy if I was seeing a woman or a couple who lived *miles away*, but she doesn't want me messing with people nearby: she hates the thought that she and I might drive through their village every day; that they might easily be part of the 'world' that we currently live in; and that I might be able to just pop over there at a moment's notice...
I have to say, I'm a bit annoyed about this. But I'm very new to this game, and I'm wondering if anyone has any insight into this situation, and would like to make a helpful observation. I mean, jealousy is a pretty universal human response, isn't it...?
Thanks in advance for all thoughtful posts!
Bests,
Mark D.
Quote by curlee
its called daisy chaining , the teenage version of swinging dogging etc , the kids from school all have a great gang bang around one of their houses i heard it on the radio, how funny is that .
Hmmm... Actually, I've seen the term *before* - maybe 15 or 20 years ago, I think in a 'true crime' book by Ian Wilson or somebody. I got the impression that a 'daisy chain' as then defined was not just a random group of horny people humping around the place, but an actual *construction* that went right round the room: mouth to mouth, mouth to genitals, genitals to genitals, etc, until everyone was connected. I remember a line in the book that went something like "Helmuth sighed as his wife and everyone else in the room started to undress and form the then-popular 'daisy chain'...
Funny, innit, what yer memory holds onto...?
:-)
x
Mark D.
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