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Melanie_H
Over 90 days ago
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Hello everybody,
i had a great time on here...a lot of answers to my add (http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-273142.html) and to my comments on the forum.
I got a lot of answers to my ad from London and the South...but nobody from Yorkshire...is there nothing around here?
Please let me know....
Love,
Melanie xxx
Hi you two,
can you tell me where Chameleons is...i only know of animal with the name...Can I come by myself or do I have to bring someone along?
Love,
Melanie
Hi Sexy,
i really want to come to meeting in Leicester...this is so close to where I living...I am so curious about meeting all those nice people...
Can you invite me there...or how it work?
Love,
Melanie
Hi Chardonnay,
May I come as well...I am so curious what goes on at these events...i always have curious about that...hmmm.
Would be nice if I come there...
Love,
Melanie
MikeNorth...you can invite me for a private munch - just you and me? I really like your body.
Quote by MikeNorth
I think I have been to more munches than anyone apart from Steve g, and I have just read through 16 pages of posts - this whole thread, though I admit I skip-read the posts from people who have never been to a munch.
I think part of the problem lies with the fact that, as as surfaced here in discussions as well, that too many newer people here, and some not-so new, have this idea that if someone is a swinger, it is assumed that they MUST be up for sex with anyone at any time. It must be emphasised in any guidelines for munches (and I agree with blue's draft), that members here are as particular as anyone else is with regard to any sexual behaviour at all, even flirting. I have chatted with quite a few people at munches who admitted that they were going full pelt out to line up a shag and had very little regard for general socialising. This is a big part of the problem, and once alcohol begins to take its effect, it is no wonder that ...yes, sexual assaults (yes, I agree that's what they should be regarded as) beginning to take place as the evening wears on. And yes, general rudeness is a problem as well, I have been shoved out of the way while queuing at the barseveral times, and had people interrupt my chats with people LOADS of times. I nearly always resolve at the end of a munch not to come to another one, but something (the friendly ones here) keeps me going, even though I am one of the quiet ones who doesn't get many chats in, even with some of the regular munchers.
But yes, more guidelines are the answer.
Mike.
Quote by Maia

Strewth! Jezzay has only just helped him back into his pants and Maia is touting for a bit of the action already!!!
Is there no stopping her?!!! whip
Keep him and enjoy him all to yourself Jezzay.......
:

no littlemee
i've only got plans for you...... wink
I like this as well ... but with a stick!
Quote by jezzay
HI Jezzay
what do you mean by having to be proper?
Do you think he would think you are disreputable if you intonate that you will consider sex on a second date? Do you reckon you might overwhelme him with your kinkiness? :P

Yes - that's exactly what I think.
Confession time. At an overnight work conference the other week I was 'seduced' by a young man who having won the day couldn't handle the result. He asked if he could (details on application) and when I said 'Yes' he said 'You make it sound like it is standard'. It wasn't a complement. It's different out there.
Jezzay.
YOu are right...I love to be simultaneaous with you.
Quote by cu3b4ll
You might want to try in "let's meet up" confused:

I like your big coque.
Hi Mike North,
you don't need print. Just keep it like this until we meet...then you just look mirror more often! Do you go to gymn very very often?
liquorice = very nice word, you are my liquorice
hi hi
surprised :o :o
Roger, where is your party. Can u email me details: Ad number, 273142
MikeNOrth I like see more of your sexy body sweet... :shock: Very nice!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
She said: "this thread is for all those who want to practise the language of Dante, or perhaps learn something".
Oh really?

Thats what I thought it said to lol
My small amount of italian "Parli prego sempre in Enligh su questo luogo." translates to ......... Please speak in Enligh at all times on this site :lol:
Very nice translation...bravissimo! Sorry, no more Italiano. Are you from Yorkshire?
Quote by MikeNorth

Love the Italian phrase, er, what does it mean ?? lol

She said: "this thread is for all those who want to practise the language of Dante, or perhaps learn something".
Oh really?
Suddenly, a new guy comes out. WHo are you? I like your sunglasses. Do you speak Dante's language? Maybe I should not give away my nation, because even at work they tease me all the time.
Quote by bluexxx
Well, it's funny you say you don't know George... he's the guy you called a jerk not long ago....
Well, that jerk is gone, but Yorkshire certainly needs more action in the swinging scene.

The reason I'm asking is cos it's very strange that you arrived shortly after George... errrrrr... left...... are people getting my drift here???? Maybe I'm wrong...... but then again..... confused
Sorry..buexxx. Maybe I should answer other thread, but did George also speak Italiano? Questo thread è per tutti quanti vogliono praticare la lingua del Dante o forse impararne qualcosa.
Quote by Nomad_Soul

Who is George?

George used to be a member until 4:24 this afternoon, so, because he shan't be needing this thread anymore it has been hijacked for our own use lol :lol:
I understand...u don't like him, is it?
Quote by bluexxx
Melanie.... you wouldn't have a friend called George, would you????? confused

Who is George?
Quote by da69ve
You guys are really funny, could we not organise something spontaniously? I don't like to go to swinging clubs to often. There are too many single men without manners hanging around.

Well we could all come round your place?
I am not so sure about that. But we could meet up somewhere first. My flat is quite small, but if you guys are as funny in real life , it could be fun. Can I get in touch somehow?
Melanie i see you have asked for an invite to the yorkshire munch....there couldn't be a better way of meeting some of us!
Thank you little man u are so sweet. Maybe you want to have a look at my ad and come back to me? Ad number is 273143. I am originally from Italy. Excuse my faulty English.
Quote by da69ve
You guys are really funny, could we not organise something spontaniously? I don't like to go to swinging clubs to often. There are too many single men without manners hanging around.

Well we could all come round your place?
I am not so sure about that. But we could meet up somewhere first. My flat is quite small, but if you guys are as funny in real life , it could be fun. Can I get in touch somehow?
You guys are really funny, could we not organise something spontaniously? I don't like to go to swinging clubs to often. There are too many single men without manners hanging around.
May I come as well? I have only just joined today, but some of you may know me from Xanadus.
Well, that jerk is gone, but Yorkshire certainly needs more action in the swinging scene.