Fiona = Calista
Baldad = Missy
Berkules = Sarge
Jason = Davej
Cohen = Mal
Tapste = Jags
Joolen = Debs
No particular reason... total guesses
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Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Manolo Blughnik had some delightful Dwarfskin pumps last season ...
Oh yes, weren't they just divine... errrr... Demonic?
Not as good as the gloves we'll make from the skin of your dogs :shock:
Brave words in thine hour of destruction, damned damsel. Soon thy towers shalt be Ours and thou shalt rue this day for eternity.
"Not a screamer"? Thou hast no idea! :twisted:
Quote by Bast
Worry not about the skin on thy heels alone O doomed damsel. I shall flay thee from head to toe and use thy skin for leather to make me a nice new pair of boots, with pretty little demons etched on the sides and a lovely sort of Destroyer Of Worlds motif on the toecaps. Oh and some sweet little tassles down the front made from your intestines.
Don't they already have those, Manolo Blughnik had some delightful Dwarfskin pumps last season ...
Oh yes, weren't they just divine... errrr... Demonic?
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
[Got a lot of hard skin on me heels. Can ya do owt with it?
Worry not about the skin on thy heels alone O doomed damsel. I shall flay thee from head to toe and use thy skin for leather to make me a nice new pair of boots, with pretty little demons etched on the sides and a lovely sort of Destroyer Of Worlds motif on the toecaps. Oh and some sweet little tassles down the front made from your intestines.
AND I'LL CARRY YOUR WAGGING TONGUE TO KEEP THEM CLEAN!
:x :x Quote by Feisty_Fiona
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.
Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!
Oh, my favourite fim. Shall i bring the popcorn?
Thy corns will surely pop when I toast your toes in the fire that awaits you My dear. :twisted:
Quote by Sauron
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.
Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
You bloody liar! I am NOT a screamer
PS, M, i escaped, i had the keys concealed about my person and you never thought to search me did ya, pillock
Whaaaaaat!! How didst thou get past My guard dog?
Cerberus!! Your heads will roll for this you putrid pooch! :x :x :x
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M
Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted
You can fugg off an' all
Thou darest defy Us, thou wrigglesome wretch? Then shalt thou have thy reward...
In the name of Evil, I summon the fire that will sear thine eyes and shrivel thy wimpering soul.
Take that!! :P
Quote by Sauron
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M
Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted
Fancy a double-top?
M
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M
Can you smell it, boy? Time for you to stop telling tall tales, isn't it sonny?
Oh look. It's Kevin the Librarian.
Prostrate thyself before Me, mortal fool, or I'll toast your nuts on the end of My trident! :twisted:
M
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad i've been watching you hiding you little tinker.
Memnoch ya gotta get past me to do ya businessYou aint havin my pussy, sunshine
:shock:
Eyup Jase, fancy a shag while we wait for old Mem to catch up with us?
Impudent wench! Your pussy will not feel so safe when My hellhounds arrive.
M
Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
Yo!! Memcock!!
Have you seen a fleece knocking about here?
Yes Jason. Didn't get Me much more than a pair of ankle warmers but thanks all the same. So anyway Im here to fleece these SH Towers people as I hear they have many cats and Im running out of gloves.
M
