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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
On top of a mountain.

Ooh, I'd love to do it up a mountainI did it in an Alpine mountaineering hut once - with about 20 other people in the same room all on two long beds - we had to be very quiet!
My first full (penetrative) sex was in a VW Campervan. It belonged to her father and was parked in his garage at the time!
Where did you first have sex?
Quote by BaldEagle
No - its a pic of a tree near my house taken last winter with the sun shining through it! I suppose it does look a bit like a hairy fanny - if you're on something stronger than coffee!

Maybe, but I thought the sun was supposed to shine out of your arse rotflmao
Well thanks for the compliment - I'll take that to heart and be careful who's face I sit on!
French Amazon ( ) list something under the title Histoire d'O - not sure if this is the original or what you're looking for.
Well my only contribution to the debate is to have been one part (the anal part) of a male / vibrator double penetration. The lady in question seemed to have a spectacular orgasm every time we did it that way - and certainly was keen to do it again and again...
Happy to help out where I can - just pm me!
Quote by the_magik_s
haa haaa.. mikemann..... dont know what it was mate but when i first saw your avatar at a quick glance it seemed to look like a hairy fanny!.. ha ha..
am i making sense or being stupid?.. or was that the intention?..
Either way.. great pic.
Magik wink

No - its a pic of a tree near my house taken last winter with the sun shining through it! I suppose it does look a bit like a hairy fanny - if you're on something stronger than coffee!
Quote by PoloLady
366 - fast lady!

It's all in the wrist action! wink
Well how would you like to pop round and demonstrate??
do continue - I am listening rolleyes
You could sit in front of my computer and show me just how fast and skilled your wrist action is. If you were a really good girl I might even turn the computer on!
Quote by PoloLady
366 - fast lady!

It's all in the wrist action! wink
Well how would you like to pop round and demonstrate??
Quote by SunBunny
surely it just involves stuffing it????

Sage advice indeed
Quote by bluexxx
I'm not kinky, I'm a vegetarian wink :wink: :wink: :wink:

I don't think you actually have to eat the chicken to qualify...
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204

I'll show you what they both are if you like wink

Now that's an offer I can't refuse! When???
No, I'm sure - I'm assuming here of course that your Granny has a Scottish accent and is over 50!
Erotic is when you use a feather.....
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken...
(Well it made me laugh..!)
Quote by WibblyWobbly
What common misconceptions to do with sex do we know - or might we make up?

Fondling breasts with great regularity will firm them up... rolleyes
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Spoil sport!
Logo - how about:
1. Five interlinked hearts - like the Olympics logo but hearts instead of circles - to represent our sexual striving to achieve better, longer, bigger, higher, deeper.....?
2. A heart within an heart seems quite nice. Smaller, neater and nicely ambiguous.
3. The same as 2. but upside down representing a nice bottom with another one inside it.
4. A single upside down rounded heart-shape representing a shapely m or f bum to those in the know.
Feel free to rubbish my creative flow!
Buy some of those knickers with a built-in dildo. Then the constant wiggling will keep your bum nicely exercised. and the blood flowing to your sexy bits.
Reminds me of an expression I first heard in the West Indies:
"If he could lick de dick like de dog he be de happiest man in de world!"
(For full affect use an outrageous Caribbean accent!)
Maybe a pic of your bum on your profile would help to whet our appetites?
Perhaps its also important to ask where the '8' inches is measured from! I can make mine measure anywhere between 6.5 and 8 inches depending on whether I measure bewteen cock and body or the other side.
In my experience most women prefer thicker rather than longer cocks. But perhaps they just say that to boost my ego!
As a matter of interest a previous g/f of mine told me of a swinging time she had (her first) with a couple from Norwich, the male partner of which was 'hung like a horse' according to her. She reckoned it was less satisfying than the shorter thicker ones that she'd had, and also it scared her because she thought she would get hurt. I've no reason to disbelive this as it was after we'd slpit up - but are still good friends.
Boxers are uncomfortable if you sit in them all day - all to do with not holding your assets in the appropriate place - bit like some pension companies...
And anyway - what do the women prefer their men to wear? I suspect this has more to do with men's choice of undies than anything else!
I know somewhere where you can buy a swing like that online. Email me or PM me and I'll give you the URL as I suppose posting it here will be seen as advertising? (Advice from a moderator please...)
I suspect that single guys using SH are just the same as single guys or indeed all people everywhere - they bring whatever emotional attitudes and baggage they carry with them in the rest of their lives to interacting on the 'net - whether its SH or any other net-based contact medium. This means you'll get some nasty ones and some nice ones so you need to be very careful to sort the wheat from the chav!
My dilemma is how soon to provide a face pic to people who ask for it. I'd rather not send a face pic until I've chatted to people a bit to check they are genuine (don't want it posted all over the net as I wish to keep my private life private - maybe I'm being paranoid here?) and that we have some common ground. But some people demand a face pic immediately, which means there's no chance of it going any further unless I take a risk.
What do other people think?
PS In the short time I've been visiting SH I'm very impressed with how thoughtful people are in general.
he wouldn't be allowed to take the boat abroad if it was hired, so I read it as a proposal to buy one. Could be wrong. Also, someone on board would have to have a Master's ticket to sail in international waters.

Well not quite - it depends on your experience. Most yacht charter companies will let you sail wherever their insurance allows (typically 60 miles from a safe haven - which gets you to France, Ireland, Europe, etc) provided you can show you have the experience. A yachtmaster ticket helps but is not essential. I'm assuming sailing boat here - don't know about power boats - can't stand the noise or the fuel costs!
Yes I agree though - it does seem he wants to buy one. Must be rich!