My first full (penetrative) sex was in a VW Campervan. It belonged to her father and was parked in his garage at the time!
Where did you first have sex?
French Amazon ( ) list something under the title Histoire d'O - not sure if this is the original or what you're looking for.
Well my only contribution to the debate is to have been one part (the anal part) of a male / vibrator double penetration. The lady in question seemed to have a spectacular orgasm every time we did it that way - and certainly was keen to do it again and again...
Happy to help out where I can - just pm me!
'femail' - feminine email?
'blask' - dark coloured basque?
Why when you want to exit Windows do you press 'Start'??
Nice one, silly but ... 110 mph
No, I'm sure - I'm assuming here of course that your Granny has a Scottish accent and is over 50!
I don't know your Granny!
Erotic is when you use a feather.....
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken...
(Well it made me laugh..!)
Last night - while watching the film Cinema Paradiso.
Logo - how about:
1. Five interlinked hearts - like the Olympics logo but hearts instead of circles - to represent our sexual striving to achieve better, longer, bigger, higher, deeper.....?
2. A heart within an heart seems quite nice. Smaller, neater and nicely ambiguous.
3. The same as 2. but upside down representing a nice bottom with another one inside it.
4. A single upside down rounded heart-shape representing a shapely m or f bum to those in the know.
Feel free to rubbish my creative flow!
Buy some of those knickers with a built-in dildo. Then the constant wiggling will keep your bum nicely exercised. and the blood flowing to your sexy bits.
Reminds me of an expression I first heard in the West Indies:
"If he could lick de dick like de dog he be de happiest man in de world!"
(For full affect use an outrageous Caribbean accent!)
Maybe a pic of your bum on your profile would help to whet our appetites?
Perhaps its also important to ask where the '8' inches is measured from! I can make mine measure anywhere between 6.5 and 8 inches depending on whether I measure bewteen cock and body or the other side.
In my experience most women prefer thicker rather than longer cocks. But perhaps they just say that to boost my ego!
As a matter of interest a previous g/f of mine told me of a swinging time she had (her first) with a couple from Norwich, the male partner of which was 'hung like a horse' according to her. She reckoned it was less satisfying than the shorter thicker ones that she'd had, and also it scared her because she thought she would get hurt. I've no reason to disbelive this as it was after we'd slpit up - but are still good friends.
Boxers are uncomfortable if you sit in them all day - all to do with not holding your assets in the appropriate place - bit like some pension companies...
And anyway - what do the women prefer their men to wear? I suspect this has more to do with men's choice of undies than anything else!
I know somewhere where you can buy a swing like that online. Email me or PM me and I'll give you the URL as I suppose posting it here will be seen as advertising? (Advice from a moderator please...)
I suspect that single guys using SH are just the same as single guys or indeed all people everywhere - they bring whatever emotional attitudes and baggage they carry with them in the rest of their lives to interacting on the 'net - whether its SH or any other net-based contact medium. This means you'll get some nasty ones and some nice ones so you need to be very careful to sort the wheat from the chav!
My dilemma is how soon to provide a face pic to people who ask for it. I'd rather not send a face pic until I've chatted to people a bit to check they are genuine (don't want it posted all over the net as I wish to keep my private life private - maybe I'm being paranoid here?) and that we have some common ground. But some people demand a face pic immediately, which means there's no chance of it going any further unless I take a risk.
What do other people think?
PS In the short time I've been visiting SH I'm very impressed with how thoughtful people are in general.