For me size is not the issue as it has absolutely nothing to do with how sexy a woman is.
I think sexiness comes from between the ears - not from between the legs or from the cup size!
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Be warned - practice safe sex - use a latex spray to cover your metalwork before sex (available at all good sex shops and DIY sheds)
Would WD-40 do it Mikey??
If you were in a threesome, I'd recommend 3in1.
v v funny Scandal, but wouldn't that be a foursome?
:lol:I guess after three you lose count!
Don't do it - its dangerous - the metal of the piercing reacts with the metal in your teeth fillings creating an infinite feedback loop that, depending on who's performing what on who, either burns your cock seriously or requires surgical removal of your mouth from between his/ her legs!
Be warned - practice safe sex - use a latex spray to cover your metalwork before sex (available at all good sex shops and DIY sheds)
Be warned - practice safe sex - use a latex spray to cover your metalwork before sex (available at all good sex shops and DIY sheds)
For me age is largely irrelevant because:
- I'm a much better lover now than I was in my 20's & 30's - OK so I may have been a late developer, but practice makes perfect!
- Physiological age varies greatly between individuals of the same age in years so specifying an age in years is misleading. Most people when they see me clothed or naked think I'm 10 years younger than I am.
- The most important thing for me is to make some human contact with a person otherwise it can be a pretty sterile experience, satisfying physically but not mentally.
I'm comfortable with any age / size / race / sexual preference (!) provided we can establish we have something in common. Otherwise there's no sense of fun and what do you talk about between / afterwards? Agreed, its probably easier to talk to people of a similar age, but learning to see the world through other's eyes is an essential and fascinating thing to do for all sorts of reasons.
- I'm a much better lover now than I was in my 20's & 30's - OK so I may have been a late developer, but practice makes perfect!
- Physiological age varies greatly between individuals of the same age in years so specifying an age in years is misleading. Most people when they see me clothed or naked think I'm 10 years younger than I am.
- The most important thing for me is to make some human contact with a person otherwise it can be a pretty sterile experience, satisfying physically but not mentally.
I'm comfortable with any age / size / race / sexual preference (!) provided we can establish we have something in common. Otherwise there's no sense of fun and what do you talk about between / afterwards? Agreed, its probably easier to talk to people of a similar age, but learning to see the world through other's eyes is an essential and fascinating thing to do for all sorts of reasons.
'Munge' is one of my favourite 'techie' words - especially as in meaning 3. below...
Munge:
1. To imperfectly transform information.
2. A comprehensive rewrite of a routine, data structure or the whole program.
3. To modify data in some way the speaker doesn't need to go into right now or cannot describe succinctly
Its human nature mate! I think this behaviour is common to most social groupings.
People gather together with a group of like-minded people they trust and are comfortable with. There is then a tendency to become wary of newcomers until they’ve ‘proved’ themselves by learning the jargon and showing they are OK by accepting the group’s norms.
Doesn’t matter whether it’s a football team or a work clique – they all work the same way.
Just be honest and be yourself is my advice.
On the point that you’re in a relationship and looking for outside fun. I can see why some people object to this, especially if your happy in your relationship, but it isn’t always as simple as it seems. A past girlfriend of mine was married and looking for ‘fun’ outside her marriage. When I got to know her better I learned that her husband hit her and that her need to have someone else was a step towards getting out of her relationship. She’s now separated and waiting for her divorce. Although she’s not finding it easy she at least isn’t being threatened in her own home.
And before someone says ‘its different, she’s a woman’ …. consider how many women mistreat their men (ducks quickly!)
People gather together with a group of like-minded people they trust and are comfortable with. There is then a tendency to become wary of newcomers until they’ve ‘proved’ themselves by learning the jargon and showing they are OK by accepting the group’s norms.
Doesn’t matter whether it’s a football team or a work clique – they all work the same way.
Just be honest and be yourself is my advice.
On the point that you’re in a relationship and looking for outside fun. I can see why some people object to this, especially if your happy in your relationship, but it isn’t always as simple as it seems. A past girlfriend of mine was married and looking for ‘fun’ outside her marriage. When I got to know her better I learned that her husband hit her and that her need to have someone else was a step towards getting out of her relationship. She’s now separated and waiting for her divorce. Although she’s not finding it easy she at least isn’t being threatened in her own home.
And before someone says ‘its different, she’s a woman’ …. consider how many women mistreat their men (ducks quickly!)
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On New Years Eve in my cousins back garden, He had a den built of timber and polythene where we used to hang out. He was having a New Years party, and I enticed my girlfriend into the garden and down to the de.
Afterwards I tossed the condom over the fence onto the railway embankment...or so I thought, until next day my cousin told me that he had got a hell of a bollocking from his mum who , when she went down the garden , found a used condom hanging nose height from the tree..
(But we called them Johnies in those days!)
Excellent!
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On top of a mountain.
Ooh, I'd love to do it up a mountainI did it in an Alpine mountaineering hut once - with about 20 other people in the same room all on two long beds - we had to be very quiet!
oooooooo, I love doing things like that! Shagging when others in the room and trying not to get caught.
We had mountaineering sleeping bags with no side zips so it was all rather difficult! It was very hard to move slowly once we had managed to work out how to actually 'couple' as it were!
